iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

‘Tis better to toil in obscurity for the love of the plough than to bask in the cold fluorescent glow of blind adulation, for whilst the former be unforgiving, the deference of the latter shall surely be like being kicked in the head every day by a horse

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

can I just say how funny it will be when bluesky team was like “private accounts are impossible” for 3 years and then blacksky just goes ahead and does it. who really cares about their community huh? 🤔

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

frankly he’s long overdue to go look closely and see what this one long stretch of wall outside is like

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

i’d be happy to resubmit too if that’s easier, but don’t want to spam

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

whoops i wrote a statement but worded it poorly — more like an email to you guys instead of a standalone thing. feel free to edit/correct and sorry about the mess 🙃

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

sorry I know you probably know this already but just in case anyone’s not sure…

Mad Max “That’s bait” meme but I’ve covered the b and the t so it says “That’s ai.”

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

if you don't have a bluesky nemesis, it's Jerry

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

giving it some further thought, while I don't really like Matt I shouldn't hastily assume the rest of the Automattic board is (was) automatically (heh) better. they're most likely all SV loonies of one flavour or another

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

also I would really like to know HOW he did this. that would be an interesting read

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

jesus christ Matt, sit the fuck down

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mcoorlim is developing Torchlike @mcoorlim.com · 29/09/2026

I started coding in junior high in 1990 with a TRS-80, C64, and Atari 800 I picked up at a rummage sale. Three versions of BASIC on machines just a bit past their heyday, entering lines of code from books and magazines checked out of the library. Coding is fun. Fixing bugs is fun. Learning is fun.

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

it doesn’t have to be like this imagine

Don Draper me where he is presenting an idea and the poster just says “Jimothy Hog“

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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was unprepared for how many parenting challenges would follow, simply and inexorably, from how deeply I identify with my kid’s hatred of being told what to do

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

is butt plug one word or two? I want to get this cover letter just right

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

i wonder if anyone out there on Al Gore’s internet offers bespoke butt plugs that house someone’s ashes i mean it’s probably a thing right? humanity’s depravity knows no bounds

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I die, please remove my buttplug.

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

when you die I will always carry a part of you with me. in my ass

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

smear frames are important people!

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

feels like they just sit around trying to decide what their shareholders would like to see in the next quarterly report, and that’s literally it

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

this is (of course) being allergic to other people’s feet. I get it

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

7yo has invited the concept of a “feet allergy”

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey looks like every time he goes outside a car drives through a puddle right in front of him

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey looks like a bog corpse brought back to life by an evil wizard

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey looks like Grima Wormtongue discovered tweed

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

Michael Tracey looks like a 1930s hobo clown who just washed his makeup off but hasn’t reached for the towel yet

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

yep that’s 100% what the issue with RSS is. I have done the exact same thing half a dozen times myself

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

he’s definitely one of those men. go fuck yourself John

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 29/09/2026

yeah I tried doing the same and I couldn’t deal with it. if you want to make a fucking TV show just make a fucking TV show instead of a video game that plays like a TV show that said Alan Wake kicks ass

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