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I like that this post works for like 90% of pop artists. does that say something about pop art? it very well might. or, and hear me out, possibly not at all

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

brutal mistake from harper there but disorientation is a common side effect of removing all your blood

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

things aren't looking great for the Philadelphia Philadelphias of Philadelphia

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

fentanyl bust just hit me like a trigger phrase

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

guess i'll eat two slices of mediocre pizza and hope nobody asks me to do anything for the next 6 hours

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ideal jp tweet. he's in postseason form

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bullpen catcher going for a header on a grand slam you gotta love sports

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should let me have a team

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

imagine getting full on madden 2006 style juked by 2026 case keenum

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when i’m listening to the grateful dead and they transition into a song and it kinda sounds like when you’re driving a car and you hit the brakes and then hit the gas a little too hard

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sorry sorry i know we're all trying to move on but i just wanna say i think the funniest reaction i've seen to the whole ella langley hullabaloo was someone sincerely saying "how could you people not know who she is she was on theo von's podcast last year"

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Upon rewatch this is worse than a soft call. It’s so bad! bsky.app/profile/scot...

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

we have our differences, sure, but i hope we can all come together and agree the denver "in-com-plete" thing is the stupidest chant in all of sports NON RACIST CATEGORY DONT GET IT TWISTED

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

roger goodell get your idiot refs under control

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

cowboys shit the bed after the refs tried to hand em the game we absolutley love to see it

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oh the teams that were already in postseason position are all winning handily and the teams that were just on the outside are all getting their heads kicked in? BORING. thank god there are also 14 terrible football games to watch

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

roughing the passer bodyweight thing has to be up there as one of the worst rules in all of sports

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

VMAs are tonight stay safe out there

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

things aren't looking great for the Philadelphia Philadelphias of Philadelphia

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Texas-Tennessee once again proving the favorite activity of any possible higher power that exists is waiting for me to say "I'll do that after the game" and then making said game take 30-120 minutes longer than average

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

me, every time that disgusting little freak walks into a scene in my perfectly enjoyable sitcom

Dean Pelton from Community looking at a holiday show program in disgust and saying "oh, britta's in this?"

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve seen the first episode of Adults and I’ve decided watching the rest of it is not something I need to do🙏💕

A photo of smiling Richard Karn. I hope he's having a nice day

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026

if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The OA? The show everyone forgets even existed until you explicitly mention it and then they're like "oh right the one where they stop a school shooting with interpretive dance." that's on the list?

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sure would be a shame if the saxophone part from baker street got stuck in your head

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this post is basically a box being propped up with a stick and a string to make me say it but, well, ME AND WHO

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@mixedmetaphors.bsky.social's silence on the western mass lesbian bar scandal speaks volumes

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

new jersey and delaware should revive the twelve-mile circle border dispute and threaten to go to war

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

just saw a coned guy get thank you for your serviced

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

listening to Ascension and it's certainly adding an interesting vibe to the activity of waiting for a delayed train

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you're gonna feel like an idiot for putting that sweater on when it gets up to 70°

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

as someone who never bought stock in concepts like "youtubers," "taylor lorenz" or "the new york giants' 2026 season" its been an incredible week of vindication for me

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there's also truck and pill. can't forget truck and pill

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

seems pretty likely the people who said/wrote this just dont know what old english is, as evidenced by the fact that they called it "olde"

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

very cool that the folks in charge seem to have completely giving up on the idea of trying to stop bots from gobbling up all the tickets to everything and instead we're just gonna end up making that the only way to actually get them

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

for like 2/3 of eli manning's career the giants were always just mid enough to stubbornly stick around in the playoff hunt for an annoying amount of time every season so i do appreciate their new tactic of only wasting like 1 or 2 weeks of my time for the last decade

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