Reposted by matthewjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11hAt its core, chess is all about taking turns 1220316
Reposted by matthewlajuju 🪻 ᓚᘏᗢ 🚂🍉 @judemotta.bsky.social · 17hninguém vai ter porra de outubro péssimo não caralho vai tomar no cu 3808408
matthew @pahuski.com · 7hguy on the bus is complaining about the Eagles getting embarrassed on national TV and I’m just standing here like this 020
Reposted by matthewAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 7hPottery. Do pottery that can later be carbon dated to this specific period and make sure you sign your name bsky.app/profile/mtsw... 2582975
Reposted by matthewironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 7hCan’t wait to wake up the Green Day Guy at midnight 37811
matthew @pahuski.com · 7hWhite Sox have to take advantage of the hot start and close this out today because I’m rapidly exhausting all my material that doesn’t get me overly worried about blaspheming 020
matthew @pahuski.com · 7hHouston baseball fans currently mourning and weeping in that valley of tears 000
Reposted by matthewJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 8hthe phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 835178
Reposted by matthewCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 8hHarper makes that catch if he keeps all the blood in his body 3503
matthew @pahuski.com · 9hno offense to the hardworking dinger, but a 3-2-3 double play to get out of a bases-loaded jam has to be one of the most satisfying events in baseball 020
Reposted by matthewWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 10hBeing mad at the Mamdani announcement is just straightforwardly anti-Semitic. Like there’s not really any excuse left to hide behind there. 658557
Reposted by matthewNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 142487544
Reposted by matthewPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442720377
matthew @pahuski.com · 14hWhy do I need personalized music when the Quad City DJs already made "C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)"? 170
matthew @pahuski.com · 16hGood morning. I am ready to entrust my mental health to a bunch of guys on ice skates once again. 130
Reposted by matthewSports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu. 829355
Reposted by matthewassbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026who wants to help me beat Liberty Bibberty to death with a tire iron 128410
Reposted by matthewfake 23 blast w/ a backside george reverse @socretariat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Chicago Baseball White Sox 131
Reposted by matthewJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin 2927825
Reposted by matthewNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin. 449834
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026When white smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel, that means “in play, run(s)” 000
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Sox dinger as I begin to dig in, vibes are as immaculate as possible 010
Reposted by matthewGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true. 1505
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026one more run of the blood through some coffee filters or whatever that was will take the stink away 000
Reposted by matthewDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well at least Duran came in today and threw 30 pitches so you can’t use him tomorrow in an elimination game 1131
matthew @pahuski.com · 29/09/2026Phillies Spanish radio finally moved to FM. No delay, either. For whatever reason WIP is about 30 seconds behind. Had to pull in the AM station in Wilmington when I took the radio to CBP last year 000
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
