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Owlbear Steve

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Seattle 🏳️‍🌈 I like D&D and baking cookies.

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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 27/09/2026
this scotch needs to chill
a bottle of glenmorangie in a specialty package that looks ah pretty yonic
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A photo of a gray cat in front of a pink pie chart. On the top it says “Things that bring me joy.” The pie chart is divided into five sections that say: Going home to my cat, thinking about my cat, watching my cat enjoy a treat, rotting in bed with my cat, and talking about my cat.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Chairman Moët @chairmanmoet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Of course we don't get to live through a fascist era that has the aesthetic sensibility of Leni Riefenstahl and Hugo Boss. We just get the posters off the bedroom wall of a 14 year old boy who has played far too much Warhammer 40k
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony theonion.com/original-13-states-ren…
Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/06/2026
Paladin: Oathbreaker 

[stock photo of people in business suits]

An oathbreaker is a paladin who breaks their sacred oaths to pursue some dark ambition or serve an evil power. Whatever light burned in the paladin's heart been extinguished. Only darkness remains. Source: Dungeon Master's Guide Oath Spells You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed. 

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So the banner ad didn't scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stonewall Riot, June 28, 1969, colorized
Issa Rae on Sesame Street with Elmo and Rosita, dressed like a princess and holding bricks.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/04/2026
(teeth starting to audibly crack because i'm clenching my jaw so hard) i believe... in the principles of universal suffrage... and one person, one vote... with no... no exceptions
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Mel Aura @melaura.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ja.
Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
goddamn i love being queer
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 11/02/2026
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think about this post a lot.
Post by @jroberts.bsky.social‬:

You look at every culture that's ever existed and the running theme is everyone pretty much just wants to play/dance to music, make art, eat stewed meat wrapped in flat bread, and tell stories about the shapes we find in the stars. Somehow we turned that into wars and overtime and profit margins.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/01/2026
state-sponsored child trafficking
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I would buy this man a beer
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/01/2026
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlightThe peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Also this oldie but goodie:
theonion.com
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Great post about generative AI. Happy Holidays. Don't say I never gave you anything. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 29/12/2025
I hope this email finds you dead
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
CBS News/Free Press program "Has feminism failed women" brought to you by bank of america and hosted by Liz Plank and Allie Beth Stuckey
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Batt aka Screamageddon @djstormageddon.com · 12/12/2025
CONTROL RESONANT. LETS FUCKING GO!! I GOING BE INSUFFERABLE FOR THE NEXT YEAR!! youtu.be/e1_eZyFM5-4
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Control Resonant - Announcement Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
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👑Soro🦊 @sorotrax.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑟𝑜𝑛, 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑠𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟. Life is a little stressful right now, needed to do some vent art.
A dragon is collared and tethered with chains of gold and harsh starlight. It's head is facing the dark sky, breathing clouds of smoke and smothered fire. Two gold tears escape it's eye.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/10/2025
Lifting weights is such bullshit. Like, if you stop doing it for a couple months your body is like, "well, never gonna need these muscles again, better start cannibalizing them for energy." Fuckin' chill out body, I've just been busy with work. I still want to be huge.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Not that anybody comes to me for Maine politics, but the fact that the Democrats successfully convinced a 77yo Governor to primary the 41yo progressive, is today's example of why the Democrats fucking stay failing. Susan Collins is 72 and if Schumer gets his way, she'll be the YOUNGER choice!
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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
President Pritzker is going to get record ratings when he takes a wrecking ball to that ballroom on prime time TV.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/09/2025
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The Canadian Opera Company either employs no gays, or exclusively gays. I ♥️ COC.
A stainless steel water bottle has "I ♥️ COC" written on it. A button with the same message sits beside it, on top of a box that also reads "I ♥️ COC"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/09/2025
Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers
the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
being totally comfortable speaking this way to millions of people is one of many signals that we're in an extremely dark place
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations
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Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military.
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I don't give a shit what you call it
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Norm Macdonald "everyone involved in this story" meme
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