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Ova Nova

@ovanova.bsky.social
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Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central. Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.

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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Monday
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
How do I transfer money from my imagination to my bank account?
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Sunday with a day off Monday.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Tuesday
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I've just seen Tommy Ten Names meme referring to him as Ewok Powell and it has truly made my morning.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Finally succeeded in setting fire to the picture of Lloyd, Beau and Jeff. I've really burnt my Bridges this time.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🎵 I'll never forget The smell of the sweat From under their armpits. Magic moments 🎵
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
😁😁😁
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
'Let me make myself perfectly clear' *The Invisible Man
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Good morning Skeethearts ☀️🩷💋
Garrett @smilingnodding

may i compare thee to a sunset its every fuckin day with you

4:32 PM 2021-08-31
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Lost my marbles over absolutely nothing. Slippery little buggers.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
'She never let me put it in that hole when she was MY wife' * Me flirting *
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Any tips for getting super glue off a keybbbbbbbbb
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
*jumps for joy* *joy just out of reach*
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
*projectile vomits your name in the snow
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it
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Chabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I got a lot done today, it just doesn’t look like it because I didn’t do anything
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Them: How are you? Me: Oh, no thank you.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Partying like it's 1999. ( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks )
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Has anyone seen my pet worm? It looks like this: -----
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/12/2025
A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'll come to your party if there's no one else but me and it's also at my house.
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
when we design our new planet I’m definitely voting for see through volcanoes
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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You call that a prolapse?!? Amateurlapse at best.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m starting to think we’re not a family, but a witness protection group that got sloppy.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/09/2025
they should invent a reality that isn't terrible
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Remind yourself regularly.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Monday
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
For sale, £5. Bought in error as I live at 23.
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
SEAN CONNERY’S DICTIONARY CORNER. Flush Turd. To feel agitated, confused and upset.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I asked him what his favourite London landmark was. He said 'Shard'. I said 'I know but just have a think about it'
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Moon is amazing. Pops up out of nowhere, different sizes, no idea where it's headed. Sun is too predictable. Be more Moon, Sun.
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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Pavlov: Got any pets? Schrôdinger: Kinda
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
According to my fitness app, I sat for 15 miles on my couch today.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
On our first date can we do momma bird baby bird ?
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
They say be yourself as if it’s an enjoyable experience.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I can't see my cataracts with all this fog.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Walking down the street aggressively eating cans of cat food, District 9 style.
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
epic
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
WTF 😂😂😂
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
removing fingers from my elf on the shelf til he talks
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
sorry i’m late, i sat down
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/12/2025
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
it's almost like they know what settings you need and just refuse to give them to you
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anyfulekno.bsky.social @anyfulekno.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Well said, Reece!
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Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Christmas goals.
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