Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 22/02/2026How do I transfer money from my imagination to my bank account? 000
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I've just seen Tommy Ten Names meme referring to him as Ewok Powell and it has truly made my morning. 010
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Finally succeeded in setting fire to the picture of Lloyd, Beau and Jeff. I've really burnt my Bridges this time. 000
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 21/12/2025🎵 I'll never forget The smell of the sweat From under their armpits. Magic moments 🎵 000
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 19/12/2025'Let me make myself perfectly clear' *The Invisible Man 000
Reposted by Ova NovaUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Lost my marbles over absolutely nothing. Slippery little buggers. 0112
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 18/12/2025'She never let me put it in that hole when she was MY wife' * Me flirting * 011
Reposted by Ova Novakorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025*jumps for joy* *joy just out of reach* 12274111
Reposted by Ova Novajustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025*projectile vomits your name in the snow 04220
Reposted by Ova Novaheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it 522266
Reposted by Ova NovaChabby D @chabbyd.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I got a lot done today, it just doesn’t look like it because I didn’t do anything 0258
Reposted by Ova Novajustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Them: How are you? Me: Oh, no thank you. 09446
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Partying like it's 1999. ( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks ) 010
Reposted by Ova Novamindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Has anyone seen my pet worm? It looks like this: ----- 38212
Reposted by Ova Novaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/12/2025A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma 1021881
Reposted by Ova NovaMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I'll come to your party if there's no one else but me and it's also at my house. 5222110
Reposted by Ova NovaDread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/12/2025when we design our new planet I’m definitely voting for see through volcanoes 19336
Reposted by Ova NovaKimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 14/12/2025You call that a prolapse?!? Amateurlapse at best. 55418
Reposted by Ova NovaTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I’m starting to think we’re not a family, but a witness protection group that got sloppy. 073
Reposted by Ova NovaSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/09/2025they should invent a reality that isn't terrible 215147
Reposted by Ova NovaFlups @flups.bsky.social · 14/12/2025SEAN CONNERY’S DICTIONARY CORNER. Flush Turd. To feel agitated, confused and upset. 6502
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I asked him what his favourite London landmark was. He said 'Shard'. I said 'I know but just have a think about it' 020
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Moon is amazing. Pops up out of nowhere, different sizes, no idea where it's headed. Sun is too predictable. Be more Moon, Sun. 010
Reposted by Ova NovaBUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Pavlov: Got any pets? Schrôdinger: Kinda 03016
Reposted by Ova NovaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/12/2025According to my fitness app, I sat for 15 miles on my couch today. 524183
Reposted by Ova Novaturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 06/12/2025They say be yourself as if it’s an enjoyable experience. 02115
Ova Nova @ovanova.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Walking down the street aggressively eating cans of cat food, District 9 style. 000
Reposted by Ova Nova 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 07/12/2025removing fingers from my elf on the shelf til he talks 0337
Reposted by Ova Novaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/12/2025Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking 171768390
Reposted by Ova Novag.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/12/2025it's almost like they know what settings you need and just refuse to give them to you 02311
Reposted by Ova Novaanyfulekno.bsky.social @anyfulekno.bsky.social · 07/12/2025@reecedinsdale.bsky.social Well said, Reece! 016838