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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version)

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God of the Dumbasses

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/03/2026
yeah I’m fine. doing great
a picture of a “fuggler” version of squidward. it’s a stuffed animal with human teeth that looks ugly on purpose, I guess? he looks likes he’s struggling
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ArcherforCanes @archerforcanes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Tomoki Hiwatashi killed his program to Free Bird!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Soldier Field sounds like Estadio Azteca right now
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Keith Fitzgerald @keithfitzgerald.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
gotta go my Uber is here
The Grimace looking cool as hell getting into an old sports car that had a vanity plate with his name on it
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Now that Chicago clearly holds the Mandate of Heaven, I feel comfortable saying: Chicago’s “25 or 6 to 4” > Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.”
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I have never met a person who went to a Montessori school who could change a tire.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
adult nine inch nails fan @adultninfan
most useless job is the guy who
checks IDs at the wilco show
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
wint @dril
lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cee @_ceee_
I just had an idea

Cee @_ceee_
(stick figure diagram showing a howling man in a shower with red and blue water coming out in discrete waves. Labels say: hot water, cold water, some type of device that rapidly oscillates hot and cold, extreme sensory hell shower)
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2025
you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES] D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes 🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Still mad at Scottie for sitting against the Knicks in 94. But I would gladly put him above any jam band.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
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Tor Ekeland @torekeland.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
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phil @philjamesson.com · 13/01/2025
six monitors arranged in front of me like a stock trader showing all the posts from the 14k people i've followed on bluesky. i laugh ferociously. we zoom into my brain like in Inside Out but everybody's dead in there
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/01/2025
Look: The thing you need to understand about genAI is that every Next Big SV Thing of the last 15 years—NFTs, Web3, Metaverse, VR—has been utterly rejected by the market and the tech grifters know this is their last chance, no more. That’s why there is an apocalyptic level of capital invested in it.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Dad level here is at at the top of the scale
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
(Me, getting ready to use the worst Jamaican accent you’ve ever heard)
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Pop-Tarts Bowl @poptartsbowl.com · 29/12/2024
Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Jack Doohan looks like the guy who’s dating the female lead at the start of a romcom only to lose her to Glen Powell by the end of the movie. #F1 @alpinef1team.bsky.social
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
remember the reason for the season
image of a two-story Godzilla shaped Christmas tree covered in white lights in a Japanese mall
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Perhaps we were all too hard on Ron Blagojevich
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Instead of migrating to Bluesky, I’m taking my talents to 4chan’s gun forum to explain to young men how easy it is to impress Jodie Foster.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 19/07/2024
Golden Corral is offering a special take out deal: a 33" truck tire filled with mashed potatoes, bone in roasted chickens(?), and "dessert gravy" to honor our brave Teachers.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/06/2024
who up enhancing their page with user-friendly icons
savvy web page residents try to enhance their pages with user-friendly graphics and icons.
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Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/05/2024
FT going for it today.
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Shannon Mattern @shannonmattern.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Plus this fabulous book on the historical of color charts across domains and industries — from textile makers to tanners to cosmetics + linoleum manufacturers to meatpackers
Cover for Anne Varichon, Color ChartsA chart of colors used by naturalists to describe the worldTextile color swatchesIndustrial color applications
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
If I was Aragorn I’d be like ok I’ll defend you little Hobbits but not until you put on some shoes, it’s a respect issue
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
let da willem hit dafoe
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/05/2024
you can't get more right than this RIP 👑
steve albini posts from 2022 responding to a guy saying 20 year olds should kill themselves working:

if you're working for somebody else, this is awful advice. in your 20s you're made out of rubber and nothing leaves a dent. live your fucking life drink all the drinks take all the drugs fuck anyone who'll have you stay up all night.  don't work a single minute off the clock.

you'll have the next sixty years to buckle down and be a professional, and by the time they give you your gold watch you won't have a mushroom guy in your phone any more.  I'm going to be 60 in a few weeks and I regret every hour of my life i traded for wages like I was robbed.
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Jared Rutecki @jaredrutecki.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Bird-Nerd Alert: The Field Museum acquired just the 13th specimen known to exist of Archaeopteryx, a fossil often described as the “missing link” between dinosaurs and birds.
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The Field Museum Now Has an Incredibly Rare Fossil Proving Birds Are
The Field formally announced to the world what had become a not-so-well-kept secret: The museum had acquired just the 13th specimen known to exist of Archaeopteryx, a fossil often described as the “mi...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
"this would take out a Victorian child" are you sure? they fistfought in the horseshit-filled streets for chimney sweep jobs. we have an app that makes a guy deliver a wet hamburger and you can press a button on it to complain about the guy. this child cannot be harmed by our foods
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
do NOT try and help me, i only want to complain
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Dan Hinkel @danhinkel.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Despite all my rage, I am still on the state fair main stage.
Smashing Pumpkins playing the Illinois State Fair
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Two years ago, my wife came to me and told me that nothing could prepare me for our son’s Easter drawing. Reader, she was correct.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Her papers also contain this interesting "how to guide" written for public officials. It contained practical suggestions for how to deal with right wing extremists who were trying to ratfuck public institutions like schools and municipal government.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Say what you will about him, Trotsky's essay "What is National Socialism" clocked our entire cultural moment incredibly hard in the year 1933
Fascism has opened up the depths of society for politics. Today, not only in peasant homes but also in city skyscrapers, there lives alongside of the twentieth century the tenth or the thirteenth. A hundred million people use electricity and still believe in the magic power of signs and exorcisms. The Pope of Rome broadcasts over the radio about the miraculous transformation of water into wine. Movie stars go to mediums. Aviators who pilot miraculous mechanisms created by man’s genius wear amulets on their sweaters. What inexhaustible reserves they possess of darkness, ignorance, and savagery! Despair has raised them to their feet fascism has given them a banner. Everything that should have been eliminated from the national organism in the form of cultural excrement in the course of the normal development of society has now come gushing out from the throat; capitalist society is puking up the undigested barbarism. Such is the physiology of National Socialism.The petty bourgeois is hostile to the idea of development, for development goes immutably against him; progress has brought him nothing except irredeemable debts. National Socialism rejects not only Marxism but Darwinism. The Nazis curse materialism because the victories of technology over nature have signified the triumph of large capital over small. The leaders of the movement are liquidating “intellectualism” because they themselves possess second- and third-rate intellects, and above all because their historic role does not permit them to pursue a single thought to its conclusion. The petty bourgeois needs a higher authority, which stands above matter and above history, and which is safeguarded from competition, inflation, crisis, and the auction block. To evolution, materialist thought, and rationalism – of the twentieth, nineteenth, and eighteenth centuries – is counterposed in his mind national idealism as the source of heroic inspiration. Hitler’s nation is the mythological sha
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Taylor’s Version) @orcmode.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Me when I remember to scoop the kitty litter on back to back days.
Stained glass art of Saint Frank. There's a watermark, but I'm pretty sure they stole it too. Call the cops, I guess.
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Bill Melots @wanksy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
I think my mom knew I was going to be a little different when I really identified with Bruce Hornsby’s “The Way It Is” in 1986 at 12 years old.
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