Reposted by Jon Connorton Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cannot stop giggling at the image of being out with your mates, looking forward to a quite afternoon of nicking heating oil. Sun's out, it's warm, you're mooching round Gloucestershire... Dazza's just got the siphon going and suddenly a small army of armed police appear and start screaming at you. 6476
Reposted by Jon Connorton Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sure, go ahead, post about a relatively important distinction that matters, I say to myself. People can handle it without being too weird, I reassure myself. 94143093
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 30/09/2026Every time there’s any article on EVs on social media, you always get a horde of weirdos or boys saying “diesel is much better and that’s what I’m buying.” If they are real, I wonder how they’re going to cope with the US export ban. 150
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026Hope you are all having as nice a day as our cat apparently is now the electrician has turned up. 040
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comITYSL: Tim Robinson's Disappointed Head ShakeALT: ITYSL: Tim Robinson's Disappointed Head Shake 060
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 28/09/2026Nice to see Surrey how committed Surrey are to winning the women's cricket. Can't have the Bl*ze winning everything again. 000
Reposted by Jon Connorton Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*. 471172348
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026I get people don’t like the Hundred and have my own issues with it, but Jesus Wept you do not have to bring it up in every single conversation about cricket, even ones that have nothing to do with it. Some people are monomaniacal. 020
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026I have introduced Janna to the game “daughter or inappropriately-aged girlfriend?” 000
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026We’ve taken a break from sports to go and try the cocktails and wander round the food village. Get Surrey are not a popular club but you will never, ever run out of food and drink here. 160
Reposted by Jon Connorton Test Match Special {bot} @bbctms.xmirror.bot · 27/09/2026A great moment at The Oval as Mark Wood and his family are given the honour of ringing the five-minute bell, after his retirement earlier this week. A hugely popular England cricketer 👏 Happy retirement @MAWood33 🫡 093
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026Genuinely don’t understand why people rate Duckett #EngSriLankaODI 000
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026Last day at the Oval today to enjoy a coffee and a sausage roll before the deciding ODI between England and Sri Lanka. 🇱🇰 🏴 160
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 27/09/2026I admire the "Irish people are the only ones who should be allowed to drink milk" person for their dedication to poasting. 180
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 26/09/2026Just to add to the airport discourse, Matt's Planet latest Air India video has him flying into Birmingham. Direct trains to London and Bristol and he found it easier than some of the London ones for trips to Home Counties. 000
Reposted by Jon Connorton Terry Watkins @gerrygow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The only place where "Defund the police" actually happened was the UK and we're learning what that actually means. 012
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 24/09/2026Finally finished Neuromancer a couple of weeks ago. Still trying to process it. First book in probably twenty years that gave me a very visceral feeling about the ending and that required me to go and sit and have a think. I think it's because the deliberate pace changes really messed with me. 100
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 24/09/2026Cannot say enough how much this song had an impact on me as a young guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnF...youtube.comSUGAR - If I Can't Change Your MindYouTube video by shaxan 110
Reposted by Jon Connorton Ariellah | אריאלה @sodone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tbf I shat bricks when I first saw electron microscope images demonstrating that organic compounds do in fact look like that 1123049
Reposted by Jon Connorton DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Warm up doodle for #FatBearWeek #art 420249
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 22/09/2026Just had to book a long flight for work. Gone to look at available seats and … oh no. 030
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 22/09/2026Do not trust this cat. She will attempt to steal your ice cream. 3160
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 21/09/2026Every guy on Twitter who posts this pic unironically is just too poor to get pizza delivered. 040
Reposted by Jon Connorton Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard. 22588106
Reposted by Jon Connorton Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 25/06/2026Meanwhile memory chips are increasing in price so fast that by the time Neuromancer comes out this fall you will *actually* be able to get killed in Chiba City for 3 MB of hot RAM. 10904204
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 21/09/2026When I first started working in factories, people whose job it had to pull a lever every twenty seconds for eight hours a day for the next forty years. Office work had levels of this even in the nineties we don't do now. Washing machines reduced household drudgery Lawnmowers allowed sports. 232
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 20/09/2026The weird guy talking about camps for asylum seekers whilst claiming he's smarter than everyone else because he has an MA in sociology is giving me the creeps. 050
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 20/09/2026Turns out Wintermute didn’t target a military hero like Corto. 020
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 19/09/2026England are really quite good in T20 now, aren’t they? 100
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 19/09/2026Wonder how this links in with the Belarusian "exercise" on the border with the Suwalki Gap. 120
Reposted by Jon Connorton Emma Jacobs @emmavj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026lol www.ft.com/content/65f4... Ozempic confidential: men share their experience of GLP-1s 625942
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 18/09/2026Neuromancer is forty years old so does miss a lot of things, but one thing it gets right is that cynicism can be much easier to exploit by hostile actors than naivety. 010
Reposted by Jon Connorton BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fully laughed out loud at numerous points "As the Army, you play a cabal of deranged lower and middle officers who joined the army as a fallback when their promising careers as serial killers failed to get off the ground." 1452589
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 18/09/2026Guarantee in ten year's time that she'll be complaining her kids want nothing to do with her and that she's trying to sue them to force access to her grandkids. 1100
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 18/09/2026The best thing about Bluesky is that nobody has talked about the Hyrox incident yet. Feels like a safe space. 110
Reposted by Jon Connorton Zach Elsbury @zachelsbury.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026Govt’s “legitimate concerns” rhetoric and abject failure to crush these thugs continues to legitimise and embolden them. Blood is already on their hands, yet they do fuck all for fear of arriving the odious racist toad. Cowards who don’t deserve to be in government. 1123
Reposted by Jon Connorton Max Tundra @maxtundra.com · 17/09/2026There’s no way everyone would be simping for this guy if this had been Blackface. Not a chance. www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbea...bbc.co.ukMacklemore apologises for 'Jewish caricature' costumeThe rapper says he did not intend to offend anyone with his "Jewish caricature" stage outfit. 75013
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 17/09/2026Reminds me of when I complained about cyclists riding on pavements round schools being dangerous and the Cycling Mikey guy called me a sp*stic. 130
Reposted by Jon Connorton AndyInBrum @andyinbrum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026youtu.be/04clpd7h0b0?... a simple proportional punishmentyoutu.beFootball HooligansYouTube video by chickensh1t 031
Reposted by Jon Connorton Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.” 675791286
Reposted by Jon Connorton The Cricketer @thecricketer.com · 16/09/2026"An absolute freak." — Ben Stokes on Harry Brook 💬 031
Jon Connorton @jonconnorton.com · 16/09/2026Love this car www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCDB...youtube.comVolkswagen ID.3 GTI: Has VW Saved the GTI?YouTube video by Electrifying 020
