Reposted by Man from HjelmdallGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 402026305
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The true hustlers know that you walk in with a pizza box and offer the interviewers a slice. Everybody loves pizza 020
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280802875
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Have literally never heard of this person or this song 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If a woman takes anything you're wearing and puts it on herself, she's flirting. Especially your pants 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I realize there's no take in a room full of 30 somethings (i.e. bluesky) that will get heads nodding in agreement more than this one but...guys, I'm 45 and have no back pain. You sit at the computer too much and exercise too little. Just sayin 😬 000
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallhenrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live 847540
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have to imagine Trump knows for sure that when he goes to Ireland of all places he's gonna get told to fuck off but it gladdens my Irish heart to think he may actually hold out some hope that they might think he's not actually subhuman scum 021
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113251303
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If a 10 pc gets 2 sauces then a 20 pc should get 4 and a 40 pc should get 8, what are we doing here 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776972172
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110563079
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128592645
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Legit forgot that we used to do this but damnit we did 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallThe real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS 485067969
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This woman is such a weird little gremlin, she has Gollum mannerisms 010
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20378813324824
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I knew within the first 5 minutesstatic.klipy.comBlade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic IntroALT: Blade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic Intro 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 18/07/2026lol I dare you to try and create a national service requirement 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899302194
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We could pass federal legislation that fines businesses that do this and creates the proper jobs and infrastructure to get the food from the restaurants/grocers to the mouths of the needy...but just imagine how badly that would piss off conservatives 1130
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE. 10686502420324
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 198177583110
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny. 5164371429
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 114208745341
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143512460
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes 85549585
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/07/2026There’s never been anyone whose involvement more completely and immediately poisons vibes and destroys joy. No good thing survives contact. 1065906714
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Can't wait until right wing media starts saying ICE are Antifa in disguise 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallComics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958. 4147471198
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026folarin balogun steps onto the pitch. he's got a new celebration– six-shooter finger guns! wait, those are real revolvers! he guns down the entire belgian side in the first minute & trump lands marine one at midfield to present him with an official pardon and the medal of honor. he is then deported 14655121
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallMatt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/07/2026The perfect end to this World Cup: Balogun scores the winner, Trump presents him with the trophy then announces the end of birthright citizenship via executive order and deports him 711825
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man. 415192904460
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning 525080623
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Ok I am now rooting for Iran to win it all 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm in Wash DC and I just saw this worker get out of the reflecting pool 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Doing this today (in Stardew Valley because I'm off work) 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026More important to my life personally than any passing I can remember in the last 10 years 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm gonna say that you can wear these for about 5 minutes before your ears rip off the side of your head 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This is what they make the American guy look like in anime 383412330
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026IQ is to intelligence what BMI is to body composition 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250 517278326366
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578421846
