Reposted by Man from HjelmdallAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15hthey did the thing 227138973240
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdalloops all Matt @mrperki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026🎶 Gimme the knobs, boys, and free my soul 🎶 I wanna touch knobs on my car console, and twist away 217920
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405107697
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 167124052647
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If this dude pinch hits late in the game while his team is down 1 with a man on...maybe move the infield in 021
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm trying to think of a type of person that wouldn't have their life enriched by Spy x Family and coming up blank 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 402030308
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This wankstain is replying to every single reply on that post lmao 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The true hustlers know that you walk in with a pizza box and offer the interviewers a slice. Everybody loves pizza 020
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280932881
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I pity the poor bastard that actually comes for NL in any way, shape, or form 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Have literally never heard of this person or this song 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That's just silly, everyone knows honey is bee cum not bee vomit 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If a woman takes anything you're wearing and puts it on herself, she's flirting. Especially your pants 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bought an electric shaver a few years back for my dome piece and I use it for like 10 minutes every other morning...works for me...imo you just look more put together when you go this route but I do have a pretty decent head shape for this look so 🤷♂️ 011
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I realize there's no take in a room full of 30 somethings (i.e. bluesky) that will get heads nodding in agreement more than this one but...guys, I'm 45 and have no back pain. You sit at the computer too much and exercise too little. Just sayin 😬 000
Reposted by Man from Hjelmdallhenrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live 847540
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Steve Harvey voice: Ahthey did hgwhat? On the hgwhere? 040
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It is my opinion that she should die a horrible and hilarious death 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have to imagine Trump knows for sure that when he goes to Ireland of all places he's gonna get told to fuck off but it gladdens my Irish heart to think he may actually hold out some hope that they might think he's not actually subhuman scum 021
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113161300
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is it weirder for him to transform from human to rat or that he was an actual rat kept as a pet by a ninja and learned martial arts from inside his cage 1570
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If a 10 pc gets 2 sauces then a 20 pc should get 4 and a 40 pc should get 8, what are we doing here 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776922171
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110463075
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Girlfriend that got brought to softball to sub for someone on vacation ahh swing 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He sounds like someone for whom English is his 3rd language reading a script with a gun to his head 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Triforce will secretly be Ganondorf’s father 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 07/09/20267 blown saves to one team (Phillies) in a span of roughly 6 weeks...oof 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128582643
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Legit forgot that we used to do this but damnit we did 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wait you're saying the government defrauded its citizens that one time 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If the first time you played Ocarina was in the 2010s or later then I totally understand. Visually and mechanically it didn't really age that well but *for it's time* it was a huge leap forward. I was in high school when it came out and that game was magical for me 120
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallThe real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS 485065968
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 03/08/2026She's a weird little gremlin with Gollum mannerisms 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This woman is such a weird little gremlin, she has Gollum mannerisms 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The light under his septum makes it look like a piercing, I did a double take 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When they rolled the giant old alien out in a literal wheelchair, I laughed out loud in the theater 000
Reposted by Man from HjelmdallMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812324829
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So easy to just turn around, grab him by his shirt with both hands, and hurl his ass over 2 or 3 rows of seats 010
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I knew within the first 5 minutesstatic.klipy.comBlade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic IntroALT: Blade Movie: Wesley Snipes' Iconic Intro 000
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If she need 4 consecutive free throws why did she only shoot 1 020
Man from Hjelmdall @orbitron81.bsky.social · 18/07/2026lol I dare you to try and create a national service requirement 000
