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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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kobathor @okokok.org · 09/10/2026
I saw it yesterday and I loved it. def one of my top movies of the year
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Norman Reedus with his arm wrapped around Hideo Kojima and a speech bubble beneath them
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
theverge.com
Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
omg the leaning delorean
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elden Ring DLC Miniboss
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
The woke mob
Mob from mob psycho 100 but he's woke
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atomly @atomly.com · 02/06/2026
Street Knowledge
Pouch potatoes
A quokka is a mammal.
A mother quokka has a pouch on her body.
There is a baby inside the pouch.Pouch potatoes
A quokka is a mammal.
A mother quokka has a pouch on her body.
There is a baby inside the pouch.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gina Hinojosa seems to be doing well, but if she really wants to win she should promise to publicly execute Jerry Jones. Easy W.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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Kazusa IRL @ohayousoro.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
industrial chinese hot pot broth video
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
taiko 🐟
a stylized 3d render of a cat playing taiko (except the drum is a can of wet food and the sticks are churu)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fullmetal alchemist fullmetal alchemist
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨GOALIE GOAL ALERT! 🚨 Igor Shesterkin with an empty net goal (via NHL)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
Sending an email “High Importance”
Google Image results for “begging crying man”
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for rent, duplex unit
a drawing of an alligator sticking out of a wall, with text reading:
For rent, duplex unit.
2 Bedrooms, 1.5 bath. Alligator stuck in cat door. Spacious living room, close to bars and restaurants.

Previous tenants say the alligator's name is Juan Carlos and he's chill if you feed him hot pockets, but he gets rowdy if you try to feed him totinos pizza rolls.

$2500 a month, no onsite parking.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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big foul 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“bosom or arse?” bro her dowry 💯
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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The Verge @theverge.com · 30/09/2026
The day the dads in my neighborhood discovered drone delivery www.theverge.com/report/10021...
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Potato by air
Millennial potato subsidy
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flug standing proudly "at age 4 i understand it all" they think. this is because its their birthday
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kobathor @okokok.org · 29/09/2026
They have tried something like that by subsidizing Internet in parts of Africa but only for Facebook. Not exactly the same though. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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How Facebook took over the internet in Africa – and changed everything
Western users are logging off, but across the continent the social media company is indispensable for everything from running a business to sourcing vaccines. How did it become inescapable?
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elite Baal knowledge
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh nice it's here
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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