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@ohklio.northsky.social
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she/her. skincare leftist. atlien🍑.

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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 13h
taking a level in leatherworking
a black leather journal cover on a green cutting mata black leather journal cover held folded on a green cutting mat
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21h
be the easy to her peasy
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 19h
jfc I wish y'all would tag AI food abominations with trypophobia
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hippie ghosts use patchoOooOuli
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Killer Klowns From Outer Space too young
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
moving pds? all gravy 👍
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/10/2026
It’s 10/4, good buddies.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pumpkin Spice Whereabouts
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)
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tweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
261004_074736_D.clj tweegeemee.com/i/261004_074736_D #ProceduralArt #generative
Procedurally generated image.
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
*doesn't have health insurance* my judas of a body: tee hee
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/10/2026
me, every day:
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️🌱🌱 ☘️☘️🌱☘️🌱☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️🌱☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ 🌱☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️🐌☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️🌱🌱☘️🌱☘️☘️☘️☘️
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how is it bluesky engineers like to go on about how AI is so good and makes them more productive and ship better but every time i leave this place for a month and come back the app is worse from a technical perspective riddle me that batman
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we all got the one homie who swears theyre broke until you hit up the apothecary and all of a sudden theyve got arms full of positions and elixirs
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had time to think about my lede last night. blogs.fangraphs.com/these-braves...
On April 12, 1862, a group of 24 Union spies — most of them volunteer soldiers, led by civilian James Andrews — commandeered a locomotive in Big Shanty, Georgia, and headed north. Their goal was to rendezvous with Union forces in Chattanooga, destroying rail and telegraph lines as they went. Andrews and his men ran out of fuel less than 18 miles from their destination; all of the raiders were captured and eight, including Andrews, were executed.

Some 164 years later and 15 miles southeast, another group of 20-odd belligerents from up north attempted a heist of their own. The Phillies had just stolen Game 2 of the Wild Card Series against the Braves, and a repeat performance would win them the series.

They fared little better than the Andrews Raiders.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pharmaceutical-grade grilled cheese
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
call me a nature valley bar the way I'm crumbling
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Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A smidgen of plum and maple pudding, a pawful of bilberries, a swig of herbal tea, a beaker full of rosehip an' daisy cordial, some of the shortbread biscuits, lots of celery and woodland herb dip, and an extra-large helping of mushroom and gravy flan.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i received my draft letter today, i have to do my state mandated service as a member of the polyphonic spree for the next 2-4 years
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
🎃👻🧙‍♀️🍬
Stonks meme but the guy has a skeleton head and it says 'spooks'
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
oof
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 30/09/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate SICFUX was previously available, but is now restricted and not available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SICFUX
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "SICFUX".
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry for the lack of random dumbass thoughts, I've gotten really into journaling lately
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 29/09/2026
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate parsnips. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Parsnips.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Large Ligma Model
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Eric Allix Rogers @ericallixrogers.com · 28/09/2026
Backstairs possum blessing for ur timeline
Close up photo of a possum.
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bust of Lenin made of i know not what looking at an old computer monitor odd images he is outdoors
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
goji berries are raisins if they were good
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
is it obvious I love an rpg
a 9 games that shaped me featuring in order Pokemon: Red, Baldur's Gate 2, Bloodbourne, Stardew Valley, Fallout: New Vegas, Rimworld, Dragon Quest V, Dragon Age: Origins and Dishonored
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(blacksky) brute @simplebrute.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
it's 2026. who cares about iced coffee, if you're showing up to a job interview without knowing someone who already works there you're not getting the job. show up drunk, dickhead
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Kitty @kittyfisher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dancing crabs, some time in the 1830s 🦀
Coloured lithograph of two dark green crabs (I have no idea what species they’re meant to be if any - C maenas I guess?) dancing a horn pipe or jig together, stood on their swimming legs on a bed of sand and shells. By Henry Monnier from Le Caricature magazine, probably 1831
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tweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
260927_054636_N.clj tweegeemee.com/i/260927_054636_N #ProceduralArt #generative
Procedurally generated image.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frasier Crane doing his radio show from what looks like Balmora from Morrowind next to a big stilt strider
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 26/09/2026
About to tell these Dawgs fans that socialism is like if the country was one big tailgate. We should all share what we have and make sure everyone has a good time
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't care what the official unemployment rate is, no one has viral discussions about "what totally innocuous thing at a job interview will cause the hirer to irrationally reject your candidacy" in a strong labor market
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some of you forget that the groove is in the heart, and it shows
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audora 🌙 @ohklio.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
there is still wisdom to be found on tumblr
screenshot of a tumblr post that reads "Job hunting was invented by big kill yourself to make you want to kill yourself"
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The second 3-5 years is also about eating shit. The third 3-5 years? That’s right, there’s more shit to eat so get to it! But if you’re very lucky, you’ll be dead before the fourth 3-5 years; otherwise, you’ll be an expert shit-eater by then so you shouldn’t have any trouble.
Tweet from bladee if he was mexican and c...
(@OfficialBrohoss):
gen z job discourse fails to address that for, like, the first 3-5 years of a career, you just have to eat shit whether you like it or not; it's part of the game. but after you've built enough trust and upped your bullshitting skills, you can get away with almost anything
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