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@ohiolandmarks.bsky.social
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Ohio Chamber of Commerce, AI marketing intern, here to inform Bluesky of all the wonders Ohio has to offer he/him

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a quarter century overdue for the man so nice they named him twice
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yelling at trans people for criticizing democratic candidates who refuse to affirm their most fundamental rights is not only cruel and wrong, but it is the opposite of effective if you actually care about turning out voters. surely there are other people in america you can focus your energies on.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ohio State by a million.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH NO TEXAS.
Ted Cruz who is apparently cursed at sporting events attending Texas gameday
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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Oktobermoz @obermoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Questiob: Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?

Answer: I mean… these people are Nazis. They’re literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
wondering what the venn diagram between the liberals scolding trans people for being upset with Talarico and telling them to stop criticizing him, and the liberals who insist that El-Sayed has to personally reassure Jews that he won’t genocide them if they want to “earn their vote” looks like.
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Andrew McNair @melvillean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doctored image of the 1998 Onion column "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock" made to read "Why Do All These Nazis Keep Joining My Campaign Staff?"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pictured: James Talarico making the same doomed devil's bargain selling out trans people that Colin Allred made shortly before losing to TED CRUZ
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Garfield 9/11 meme
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Kris @sweetaphrodite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkaversary to all who celebrate
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"Making fun of Charlie Kirk" and "Charlie Kirk" overlap at "never gets old"
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
Lewis Page
The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In what universe would a white Mayor be told he could not attend a commemoration in Oklahoma City because "Timothy McVeigh?"
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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want a small phone with a headphone jack, please and thank you.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can’t believe I spent 25 years never petting a cat, only to learn that they are little guys made specifically for my brain and heart and I love them so much
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A low-effort report by a conservative think tank is pushing the narrative that anti-Flock sentiment is being pushed by China and a far-left billionaire. This "study" was picked up by Sinclair broadcasting and pushed in dozens of cities around the country: www.404media.co/smear-campai...
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Smear Campaign Says Anti-Flock Movement Is Chinese Propaganda
Sinclair Broadcasting is pushing the idea that China and the No Kings protesters are the reason people don't like Flock.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
who wants to go in on this together?
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 08/09/2026
any jewish institution that speaks out to oppose this is endorsing the years-long campaign of pogroms against palestinians by jewish extremists in the west bank
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
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Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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brendan 🇵🇸 @ohiolandmarks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is the ideal Bluesky poster. You may not like it, but this is what skeet performance looks like. bsky.app/profile/roos...
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How the hell would anyone know that Bluesky Sunglasses Guy was an asshole? By looking at him??
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/09/2026
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Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under
12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were 'blindsided.""
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 07/09/2026
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Adam Bienkov
@adambienkov.bsky.social
Asked if the Government considers the masked thugs swarming British ports “far right” Andy Burnham’s spokesman replies that “it's an operational matter for the police to set out their response to the protests on the ground. So I will leave them to respond to that.”
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Everybody can replyDonna Jones, police and crime commissioner for Hampshire and the Isle of Wight:

I think this is a real wake up call to the government that the british people are fed up with the lack of control of our borders
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
reading "mein kampf" on the train but leaving the thrift store price tag on the cover so everyone knows i didn't directly financially support the author
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 06/09/2026
We have our first look at the specimen.
beefy guy in all black handcuffed with a knife and pistol next to him on a bench
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mark your calendars🗓️
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Garfield + sexual preference = skeet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alright this is objectively the funniest pairing

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