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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

do you have $10? Tix are selling out fast.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

if anyone would like to see their enemies beg for the sweet release of death, i’d highly recommend my niece’s elementary school production of Rent.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

me: i heard you were talking shit about me to your mom. my niece (who’s ten): yeah. did you wanna hear it again or did you understand it the first time?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026

where do you put the dollar bills

One of those signs with plastic re-arrangable letters reads:
Adoption Center
LIVE NUDE
DOGS
FREE LAP
DANCES

The S in DOGS is a dollar sign and the C in DANCES is the cent symbol.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

in their pawkets. I’ll see myself out…

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

me: does getting a tattoo hurt? friend: depends on the area. me: i grew up in jersey, but live in brooklyn now. friend: you’re an idiot person.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don’t mean to brag, but someone at the bar said i look like a girl who’d go missing on spring break.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i brought a pitcher of martinis to a job interview and they made me the ceo

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

pretty sure taylor thought she was talking to rachel maddow the entire game

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

AI is going to fucking murder your family in their sleep!! Also, check out this red lentil soup recipe with over 41,000 ratings! -ny times homepage

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i would like to order a bowl of cigarettes. for the table.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

him: I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT. me: omg. we’re seeing one another!?!?

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

that can be fun—depending on how it’s used.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

slept all weird on my laptop again.

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 14/08/2026

I've been asked not to come back to my kid's Career Day because all I did was open my laptop, stare out the window, and cry a little.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You call it the fetal position. I call it solo spooning.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i love using those heavy rope thingys at the gym. i feel like i’m jerking off a pirate ship.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You know you’re getting older when less and less of your peers are posting hole on main

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

me: no one knew i was gay in high school. also, me (in high school): would anyone like to watch 30 minutes of me doing a choreographed ballet set to Tori Amos’s Little Earthquakes?

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

me: my doctor just told me i need emergency surgery. friend: oh my god—what kind? me: plastic.

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

[Turtle shows up at the bar...] Turtle: Hi, what are your Happy Hour specials? Bartender: We closed 3 hours ago.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

spaghetti, for when you want your food to gently spank your face

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

This craft beer costs more than a regular six-pack but at least it's a four-pack.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

me (playing basketball): i’m open!!! i’m open!!! teammate: (throws me ball, which is immediately intercepted) me: I should have clarified…to new sexual experiences!!!

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

my life is comprised of two main activities: heavily drinking and plotting revenge. usually both.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i’m financially at a stage where i understand why people commit fraud at the self checkout line.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i bet the hardest part about moving in with someone is matching up your tupperware

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

putting a stripper pole in my living room…if you build it they will come

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

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