Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This probably isn’t the one, The New Yorker. 811817
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the mugger stares at me and starts slow-pumping out hand-sanitizer 39623
Reposted by nrclpsy27karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting 21482126
nrclpsy27 @nrclpsy27.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A pope mobile, rotating like a rotisserie chicken. That's stylin' right there. 010
Reposted by nrclpsy27sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by nrclpsy27alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the raisin bran sun is putting both those scoops up his ass, i can tell you that 1817727
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026a car crapping on a newly washed pigeon 16218
Reposted by nrclpsy27🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch 221009248
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later. 23542123
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 01/09/2023“Who’s this chucklefuck?” she asks. Charles le Fuck silently bristles at the informality… 11725149
Reposted by nrclpsy27nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 15/08/2026Every Linux user be like: there are only 2 distros. The one I use & Love, and whatever garbage you use. The end. 78715
Reposted by nrclpsy27mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Third generation slug rancher leading their slugs on a five day cattle drive across the front garden 711524
Reposted by nrclpsy27kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 16/08/2026if i was a tree, i’d say things like log off or im stumped or my bark’s worse than my bite or im thinking of branching out or leaf me alone or my roots are showing or you need sun, no shade or 1413542
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is the one, The New Yorker! 228340
Reposted by nrclpsy27kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026me: i once made an elevator pun about getting shafted & ppl looked at me like i was crazy so i said “i can’t take the stares” my gynecologist: what 1028379
Reposted by nrclpsy27Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When I'm too depressed to clean, it must be a golden age for the bugs who live in my apartment. Safe under the neglectful indifference of a melancholy god. 617718
Reposted by nrclpsy27Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026BARISTA: venti latte for Jorf CUSTOMER: dude you totally butchered my name ME: (at the back of the line) fuck him up Jorf 322547
Reposted by nrclpsy27Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're". 461477209
Reposted by nrclpsy27Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026As an empath, I can sense when a bear is mauling me 1138099
Reposted by nrclpsy27Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just minding my own business over here, projectile sweating every which way 411542
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I know I say it a lot, but this is the one, The New Yorker! 114221
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wheel in the ground keeps on churning. “Meat,” it demands. 27218
Reposted by nrclpsy27born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/07/2026this endless dystopian hellscape is filmed before a live studio audience 10464159
Reposted by nrclpsy27taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024the husband suggested I chill out on watching Giallo movies because I’ve been acting a little dramatic, so I calmly removed my black leather gloves before chucking a skillet through the garden window and slashing at him with a pearl-handled straight razor. 515239
Reposted by nrclpsy27Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026☑️ You have successfully unsubscribed from all future emails you piece of shit 213126
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Throw back to that time the Six Million Dollar Man pulled in a small dinghy with all the strength of a normal-priced person. 1323737
Reposted by nrclpsy27karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now 273103750
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The wraith exhales. “Hang on,” she sighs, “I have to file a spectral request for a permit to kill you. It’s… Ugh, it’s gonna take a while.” 57921
Reposted by nrclpsy27Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026time for my favorite game: did i take that pill or just think about it 219442
Reposted by nrclpsy27Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/12/2023Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag* 8594141
Reposted by nrclpsy27The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2026Wilson Unveils Tennis Balls With Even More Smell theonion.com/wilson-unveils-tennis-… 18107768
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is the one, The New Yorker! 0679
Reposted by nrclpsy27dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/06/2026the older I get, the fucker the no 627586
Reposted by nrclpsy27😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg) 13157851124
Reposted by nrclpsy27batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is the one, The New Yorker! 17010
Reposted by nrclpsy27Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/06/2026We're all adults here, you can just say fuckworm. 19521
