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Momonym

@notyourrealmom.bsky.social

5.9K followers 3.6K following 595 posts

GenX INTP atheist ~ Rarely serious ~ Bluesky user #43,489

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Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

DAE hate wearing socks? Or as I call them, foot prisons.

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Three years today. 😁

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

tpusa is pronounced t-pussay

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Putting on clothes when you're wet challenge™️

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.

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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

My uterus has a rapture every month

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Me too!

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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

An actual sentence my gps just said: stay on I-70 east for 425 miles.

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Today is my 2 year bluesky anniversary! We need pretty numbers to celebrate like on twitter.

Stylized number 2 with a multi-color background

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

#SquirrelSquad #44649 🐿️ These people all joined bluesky at the same minute I did: 👉 skyzoo.blue/stats/notyou... Let's connect differently! 🐾

@livinginjeopardy.bsky.social @alyssaxuu.bsky.social @whatsjo.bsky.social @comedianjamesmane.com @whitenervosa.whitefore.st @alexblagg.bsky.social @moonstorms.bsky.social @inky.bsky.social @meltingice.bsky.social @cathodecorpse.bsky.social

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

If you’re not drinking wine and doing cocaine, is it really even Easter?

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

It's been two and a half years. No wonder I barely remembered the last season of handmaid's tale.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Sagittarius: We're streamlining the zodiac by merging your sign with Capricorn. Sagicorns are patient, adaptable, creative and unlikely to sue us. Enjoy your new star sign!

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Not much to say. Lots of changes to navigate soon. Really enjoying Yellowjackets.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/04/2025

Shaka, when the wall street fell

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I have now joined my dog in barking every time we see her arch enemy. Solidarity always.

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Leta McCollough Seletzky @letaseletzky.com · 24/03/2025

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I would really like more explanation of why the innies know certain things and not others. They don't know what the equator is? but he knew how to work a camcorder. if you handed me one of those right now, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If you’re easily offended then maybe the Internet isn’t for you.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

absyyynth

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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6

Newsweek

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Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI'

Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce

what the fuck

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Probably bad that the only way to be happy is to not pay attention

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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

ICE has taken the astronauts into custody…

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Changed my handle and stuff. If you're terribly confused, you can DM me!

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

i'm just a girl, standing in front of a girl, who is me from the future, begging her not to murder me for time paradox reasons.

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Eating ice cream while waiting for my ozempic to kick in.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Please don’t make me google cloture

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SeanAudet @seanaudet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

OMG #severance tonight …. I need to sever myself from the next seven day and get me straight to the finale.

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

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Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Excited that Wheel of Time is coming back tomorrow!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Yes! Today Satan.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 09/03/2025

I’m really only vaguely aware of what time it is generally anyway.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Analogy isn’t the study of bumholes.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

It's International Women's Day. Lmk if you need me to explain that to you.

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Nyasha Junior @nyashajunior.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

How are you springing forward? 💐 Reply with gif.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I set my clocks ahead weeks ago SO LONG SUCKERS

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

SpaceX is just Air Tesla

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 06/03/2025

we had transsexual mice in the 80s

gadget hackwrench from chip & dale rescue rangers, a mouse with long strawberry blonde hair, purple coveralls, and goggles on top of her head

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

@profanity.accountant do me!

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

A graph of the LA Mayor's Operational Budget Changes for Departments FY2024-25.

Increases:
Police +$126M
Library +$14.6M
Housing +$10.7M
City Attomey +$10M
Comm. Invest. for Families +$9.9M
Recreation and Parks +$8.7M
Building and Safety +$7.3M
City Planning +$2.8M
Personnel +$2.7M
Retirement Department +$2.2M
Cannabis Regulation +$1.8M
Ethics Commission +$915k
Finance +$631k
City Tourism +$342k
Public Accountability +$260k
Neighborhood Empowerment +$119k
El Pueblo de Los Angeles +$42k
Emergency Management +$31k
Employee Relations Board +$2k

Decreases:

Zoo -$27k
Civil, Human Rights and Equity? -$76k
Youth Development -$77k
City Clerk -$89k
Mayor -$190k
Transportation -$324k
Engineering -$373k
Econ. and Workforce Dev. -$557k
Council -$698k
Department on Disability -$793k
Animal Services -$1.4Mm
Contract Administration -$1.4M
Cultural Affairs -$1.9M
Controller -$2.5M
Aging -$5.1M
Street Lighting -$5.3M
City Administrative Officer -$6.1Mm
Public Works -$8.2M
Information Technology Agency -$9.8M
General Services -$14.2M
Sanitation -$15.1M
Fire -$17.6M
Street Services -$21.4M

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

My five year plan is just LSD. Lots and lots of LSD.

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Giving up my other personalities for Lent

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

if I’m gonna join a cult it’s gonna have a super hot leader and all you can eat shrimp

Momonym @notyourrealmom.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

If a Spring mix has arugula, spinach, and radicchio, what's in a Wintry mix?

Weather alert on phone saying "Wintry mix expected this evening"