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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 15h
Nathan Fielder you’ve gone too far this time
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The show Furious is achieving “supposed to be in New York but totally illegible as New York” levels I haven’t seen since the Men in Black sequels
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Spreadsheets” have made about 100x the impact on the modern world as AI. until that gap closes I’m going to be focusing my psychic energy on the knicks
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rich people waging lawfare against any attempt to ameliorate quality of life in america 🤝 the IRA: “we only have to be lucky once. you have to be lucky always”
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll find more I’m sure but the last bad Teen Opinion I held for too long was some complicated affirmative view of the death penalty. feeling that opinion get constantly obliterated by the massive suffering of others is annually humbling. so I got that going for me
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she’ll always be the #realdobby
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
through a quirk of professional life I have to spend 3 days a month in Texas, specifically East Austin. out of habit, and a lack of interest in non-coastal America, I never leave the same 4 block radius in East Austin. In a sense then I’m also choosin Texas
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To the tune of Put It On Ritz: High with my wife at Harry Styles concert
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ok big whoop
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going back to 1975 to show an Exxon operative who just spent 3 years infiltrating an environmental activism group that we have this new industry that gets up in front of the UN and sobs about how they know they are gonna kill everyone but can’t stop
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there are many nodes along the path of radicalization but “the way humans are now treated during air travel” is a very large one
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“the thing about new york transplan”— your eyes snap open. the sun is warm on your face but the rest of your body is cold. you are at the bottom of a crevasse in the Khumbu icefall. it’s 1953. edmund hillary looks down at you and says “it had to be this way. I had to win”
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
while I think the answer is actually jus “he’s tacky” I’m still not sure what I’m supposed to do about it?
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s crazy that new York is the best place in the entire world and then in the fall we also get mallomars
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sincerely media people are the most tedious in the world oh my god
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a kid I was so upset when Mr Rogers retired my parents pretended that he sent me a present to console me. While in hindsight that is embarrassing for me it also means that watching Ms Rachel, with respect, stunt on these hoes, has me hooting and hollering
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taking a cab north on the FDR at sunset after one glass of wine
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🗣️skill issue
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The magician’s nephew is a go off kings username
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cat asks for second dinner
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is this headline like a Jeopardy answer? “This police commissioner and her allies are using increasingly combative and clumsy tactics to force a confrontation with the city’s mayor, all while harming citizens and wasting tax dollars.”
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big Z sorry to say this is lame. 17 is embarrassingly few and the capitulation to the New York Post caucus with all these timers and apps and alarms and shit is goofy. People know that NY parents and kids share unlocked unmonitored bathrooms in parks and playground every day and have for years?
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Crazy sounding but uncontroversial fact: if Luigi had killed that doughy guy with a car and not a gun, he’d be free with a slightly higher insurance premium
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somewhere in Omaha a 51 year old claims adjuster is getting a new assignment and googling Balfour Declaration
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hello @mayor.nyc.gov bus faster bus faster bus faster now now now
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re still getting new sentences baby let’s go humans undefeated
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Broncos Chiefs tonight should be a good one
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re jumping sharks never before thought jumpable
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The post in question has one like and is by a guy with under 2k followers. Will of course knows this and might even realize that Streisanding a sentiment like this is going to socialize it far wider than leaving it alone. Nevertheless Will sees his primary responsibility to be scolding, not winning
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jamsheed @jamsheed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is a giant fucking misstep from sanders. if you've lost the ability to tell allies from enemies, you should resign.
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Zverev” is the sound of my orange vespa accelerating when I see that guy in a crosswalk
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is good framing. It makes it clear that a lot of the “innovation” here is as much the obfuscation of liability and responsibility as it is technical. Like most other “innovations” of the last 2 decades. If “AI” was an offshore team in Brazil hacking shit, we wouldn’t marvel, we’d arrest them
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone is going to try to convince Matthew Rhys that’s it’s important he plays this guy. That person must fail
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Democracy doesn’t work if people are scared of chronic Lyme and vaccines that’s how you and AOC sound
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stancil and AI discourse on here at the same time
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes but in this analogy most of the participants in the race aren’t slowing down to avoid falling, they are slowing down so they have time to build, market, and raise venture capital money for a bridge. Also they made the cliff too.
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when VH1 stopped making I Love the 00s we sort of lost an important makework scheme for a certain type of fame seeker and that’s how we ended up with like the red scare gals and jake paul. ecosystems are fragile
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
guys dress like this when they get to college and don’t wear deodorant
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is going to be Very Cool I bet
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Houthis should primary Fetterman
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
While it’s comforting to read into this that all Republican loudmouths are cowardly paper tigers (they are), I think “going senile and thinks he’s shaking hands with a confusingly less black Eric Adams” is probably the more honest explanation
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My wife, hearing the solemn tones on NPR this morning, “feels like they are trying to make 9/11 *happen*”
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Legitimately disgusting! Sort of a rich text here though in which 25 years later, a craven dumb racist white person is using the cudgel of Islamophobia and the shadow of 9/11 to attack another, more heroic New Yorker with brown skin. Mira Nair should make a movie about it
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Houthis: what the fuck, you told us it was economical to build the IR sensor with aluminum foil instead of mercury cadmium telluride Claude: That is exactly the right challenge to raise, and the honest answer is that the claim was asserted rather than demonstrated. Inshallah it won't happen again
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