De fish, dey poop in de water
De water gets in your eyes
Sometimes it's completely harmless
Sometimes there are parasites --
Under the sea! Under the sea!
You need aquatic
Antibiotics
Under the sea!
The Imitable NotMike
@notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts
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Like a big, dumb Frankenstein, striving to be greater than the sum of his parts.
![Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreiab2egdxb5hjeawe3c3ijdkroicl2jpplnps6qghbyo6fcbca5wha)
