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The Imitable NotMike

@notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts
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Like a big, dumb Frankenstein, striving to be greater than the sum of his parts.

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 05/10/2026
Thankfully, this one isn't based on a true story.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 05/10/2026
De fish, dey poop in de water De water gets in your eyes Sometimes it's completely harmless Sometimes there are parasites -- Under the sea! Under the sea! You need aquatic Antibiotics Under the sea!
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 04/10/2026
You, in your dressing gown, squandered the opportunity to throw up the sash and shout down to the street below, "What's to-day, my fine fellow!"
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I knew it.
Geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 23/09/2026
Normally, I wouldn't, but work paid for this one (just don't tell them that).
It's an update of the still from the Simpsons S10E13, "Homer to the Max" (you know, the Max Power episode) where Home is sitting in his chair nd the guys are crowded into the doorway to watch him.

Well, in this one, seated as the console as Homer is Trump (looking contemplative, as if there's a thought in the man's head), and standing in for Lenny is Canadian PM Mark Carney. The other plant workers have been replaced with foreign dignitaries such as Zelenskyy, Macron, von der Leyden, Modi, Burnham... Anyway the caption remains the same,

"GET READY, EVERYBODY. HE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID."

It was one of the better episodes, actually.

And yes, I know; the clip was also included in S13E17, "Gump Roast". Sorry for the clip show!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 17/09/2026
Well, they seem to think they're valued at $1.5T, so they can pay it, for sure.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 11/09/2026
What I mean is that these particular ex-firefighters are no longer part of the Department. The Department that got rid of them.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 11/09/2026
Still sounds like the Department is the one solving problems.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 11/09/2026
As they say, though, I've never heard a song called Fuck the Fire Department on the radio.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love Actually (2003)
Andrew Lincoln holds up a sign that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 08/09/2026
It's the meme! A message from someone with a Johnny Silverhand avatar reads,

i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 07/09/2026
"States' Rights"
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 03/09/2026
Be sure to bring it up at the next Board mee... Oh, right.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 03/09/2026
I mean, he gets it.
From the Wile E. Coyote Reddit AMA. A Redditor asks, "Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?"

Wile E. Coyote responds with an image of himself sitting in a boardroom, punting to the sign he's holding. The sign says, "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples. Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation. Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian. #OntEd
A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples. Staples is always more expensive.A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples.

The total for the school board is $290.38.
The total for Staples is $668.98.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 22/08/2026
Cannon for an arm, and shell shock. Quite a shame.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 19/08/2026
Then you can get un-blocked when you file for emancipation from Elon.
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Blake Shaffer 🇨🇦 @blakeshaffer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You can’t make this up: Alberta seeks help from other Canadian provinces to run referendum on separating from Canada www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 18/08/2026
I like your idea, but I don't think the clock on that hundo should start until Jr's out of office.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 16/08/2026
Like when you're twenty and you're home from the bar and the race is between 'eat this Pizza Pop' and 'fall asleep with this Pizza Pop on my chest'.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 09/08/2026
BRB, changing my legal name.
A photo of a shipping carton labeled "ERIC WAR HAMMER"
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 07/08/2026
Any day now, Trump will direct the FBI to investigate Ted Cruz for being the Zodiac Killer, and Kash Patel will actually have to do it.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 29/07/2026
High speed rail will improve the lives of way more Ontarians than expanding Billy Bishop, but Doug says 'screw you, this is about my airport'. www.cp24.com/local/toront...
cp24.com
Ontario rethinking support for federal government’s Alto high-speed rail after Billy Bishop expansion blocked
The Doug Ford government is now rethinking its support for a high-speed rail project after the federal government ruled out expanding Billy Bishop Airport, a source has told CTV News.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 28/07/2026
To add to this, Chrome now lets you put all your tabs vertically along the edge of the window. So, yes, this is another one of those features I'm going to personally take credit for because my open tabs look more like a To-Do List than ever.
A snip from my Chrome browser showing the new vertical tab display. There are... there are a lot of tabs. This isn't even all of the tabs open in my Personal workspace, let alone my Work workspace. It's too much. I need, like, Pomodoro or GTD or something.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 28/07/2026
Bought a 5 year old business someone else shepherded through COVID, couldn't keep it together for 2 years. "Inflation" got him. Not that's he a paranoid anti-mask freedom convoy don't-trust-chicken dipshit.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
The Spice Girls aboard their Spice Bus in the movie Spice World.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 27/07/2026
Hatin's FREE
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 27/07/2026
We're probably supposed to be looking at the same emails, and brother, we're both here.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 27/07/2026
That'll show 'em. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
ctvnews.ca
Giant Canadian flag to fly outside Ottawa City Hall in response to U.S. tariff threat
A giant maple leaf flag will fly on the side of Ottawa City Hall starting Monday to promote Canadian unity after the latest round of proposed tariffs from the United States.
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
climatecoloredgoggles.com
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 20/07/2026
My idiot brain: "Ah yes, Elvis and Rodney King."
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 16/07/2026
Waiting for the inevitable copy and paste from Ottawa City Council. Sure, it's hard to turn away help when you need it, but sometimes you have to.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminder that Carney has cut funding for Natural Resources Canada, Environment and Climate Change Canada, Indigenous and Northern Affairs, and Indigenous Services. And he has rolled back climate protections, abandoned emissions targets, and is building more pipelines.
Carney:

"The wildfire situation has escalated significantly over the last three weeks across the country, and particularly in Northwestern Ontario. 

Thousands of people have been forced to evacuate their communities, not knowing if their homes will survive.  
 
On behalf of Canadians, I want to thank the brave firefighters, first responders, Indigenous and local leaders who are working tirelessly to keep people safe.
 
Our government is in close contact with provincial, municipal, and Indigenous partners and stands ready to provide any additional support as needed."
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 16/07/2026
I've been enjoying it almost as much as the open-again, closed-again Pinecrest exit.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 15/07/2026
I've been thinking about setting up Ghost. Maybe I'll put that on the docket for tomorrow.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 13/07/2026
I think you'll find your suspicions are correct.
BBC article, photo of a dog under orange blankets on a stretcher. Headline: "Dog rescue from Ben Nevis suspected to have eaten discarded cannabis"Close up of that same dog's face. He looks like yes, he's definitely eaten a garbage bag full of weed.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 12/07/2026
This is the story of Alfred Nobel...
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 10/07/2026
Please tell me you didn't squander the opportunity to say, "It's the only thing hetero about me."
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This fucking city sometimes...
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 08/07/2026
Ha! Okay, sure. For the record, the state of Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinian people.
Listifications letting me know that I've been added to the list of "AIPAC People", whatever the fuck that means.
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The Imitable NotMike @notmike.madefrom.idiot.parts · 08/07/2026
Add "on X" to your filter and watch a lot of it disappear.
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