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kyle

@normalguykyle.bsky.social
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Cheap beer and eggnog enthusiast. He/him

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"don't vote for what would represent you the best, vote for what you think would appeal to the rest of the country" is the most consultant-brained message i have ever heard
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
can you imagine a politics where you explain ostensibly but not really all that complicated shit to people and point out the ways they're being fucked over
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/07/2026
we gotta do something about metaphors
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lmfao this is absolutely not the definition
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/06/2026
no offense but neutral NBA fans are rooting for whatever outcome inspires the least newyorkposting
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Richard White @ramblinwreck34.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Opened with three good possessions Then back to iso Don’t be bored with success
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The baseball mind
JM Baseball video

TYLER GLASNOW'S DREAM DINNER GUESTS
1. JESUS
2. MUHAMMAD
3. DAVE CHAPPELLE
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Lady for Oregon had dancing bears hair helllyes
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If you sic the cops on someone you had better be sure that you are ok with them killing that person or destroying their life. This is not our fault we are in this situation it is the fault of the cops. There should be options for people who are in danger that don't come with a possible execution.
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 23/02/2026
I know regulation is dead and everyone is like "but my stonks" but i think if you tell the average person about this shit their eyes will fly out of their skulls. 18.15 times as deadly as a pinto. A literal joke we grew up making to suggest a car was deadly. Gonna have to update our jokes
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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sam, enemy of the people @ieatkillerbe.es · 24/01/2026
tired of the news being snuff films
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
we should definitely tear down ICE and then replace it. maybe with some nice community centers or something. social workers, immigration attorneys. you're allowed to do stuff that's good and helps people. it doesn't have to always be gun guys. you have so many different kinds of gun guy already
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/01/2026
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
that annoying standing up guy meme. yeah from the famous drawing. i don't even care anymore
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/01/2026
This is actually demonic & should strike as corrosive to the souls of anyone who considers themselves American. It’s the most dishonorable act imaginable. It’s beyond disgusting.
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Great night in college football for my personal agenda
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
arn bowl
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Vibes at the dark star orchestra show are so strong
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Drake Maye masterclass on that TD drive my god
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Many are saying the New England Patriots are 5-2
Massachusetts governor Maura Healey is looking to go deep
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Once again, I will be brave enough to say that Diego Pavia should be allowed to play college football for as long as he wants. Let him be a QB Ronin, traveling from 3rd tier school to 3rd tier school every 2 years
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
no feeling greater than deciding you’re gonna have a Big Sandwich for lunch
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The idea that this was anything but a campaign of extermination was a pretense held up by governments and people who wanted to give themselves an escape route while justifying the unjustifiable www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m going Don Draper mode (drinking 4 martinis with dinner and ignoring my family)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It’s just very funny for a billionaire to have the attitude “you idiots clearly don’t understand how the issues affect normal people”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2025
really interesting that we don’t have a cultural panic about group think and intellectual homogeneity among the most powerful money men in the country. all the more interesting when a bunch of them have clearly lost their mind.
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahah ahhhhhahahahahahah
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/07/2025
supporting the statement "immigrants make america a better place to live" should be the main litmus test for whatever party comes next to challenge the fascists surrounding us
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
NYT: To clarify, we reserve the right to withhold an endorsement when we are afraid of the consequences of offending a petty sociopath. However, if we know the guy we very badly want to lose won't exact revenge we're going to hit him with both barrels.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/06/2025
if patrick swayze was alive today we wouldnt have a masculinity crisis
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 31/05/2025
it’s crazy how much better normal people would be at being politicians than politicians are
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’ve been working on this story for years and they just tweeted it out (seriously tho this is a good primer on something that pops up a lot in my work: one of the main purposes of consumerism is to cajole people into thinking of their relationship to the economy as a consumer instead of a worker)
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kyle @normalguykyle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Now more than ever, we must bring back Shai’s “what a pro wants” commercial
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
i think the reality is that in the modern media ecosystem, the algorithms allow people to put almost anything in your face, no matter how rare, and convince you that it’s an epidemic
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
this boy doesn't know SHIT
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