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EkaBakie

@noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social
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She/Her Catfish. Queen of gif. Wielder of boob lasers. Don’t fall in love with me

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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"... with liberty* and justice** for all***" *while supplies last **void where prohibited ***some restrictions apply
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left
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Nicole aka Nimasprout @nimasprout.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder
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Colleen @grouponlobotomy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death." Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us
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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Too many actions, not enough consequences.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/03/2025
Let’s get out of this place is my love language
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I took a break but now I guess I’m back
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector. And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Animal photoshopped onto a piece of pink and orange tupperware.
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Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I want a boyfriend to snuggle but I don’t want to date men. You see my dilemma.
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
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Northern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So it turns out I'm really nothing but anxiety and insecurities held together by cheese.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
nicolas cage in music videos: thread
Nicolas Cage as both Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion in WAP.
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punk rock stepdad @weaponisedapathy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've seen a few people posting variations of this n here in the last couple of days. Here's my own personal take on a @punkwithacamera.bsky.social design...
Picture shows a member of the brotherhood of steel (Fallout) in T45 power armour with a minigun. Text reads 'Trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you crybaby bitch'
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Hey! Do you remember that time someone bought me the penis waffle iron off my Throne wishlist?! Because I sure do and I finally had a moment to use it. Come with me
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
On today’s episode of “Will it Cinnamon Roll?” Erica turned garlic bread into cheesy garlic rolls. Filled with garlic herb butter and 3 different cheeses. This one is a winner, kids.
A pan of 9 garlic bread “cinnamon” rolls with crispy golden brown parmesan cheese on top
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey people who use this app more than I do - is there a way to limit who can DM you? I’m not seeing anything like that in settings but I could be missing it. Thanks in advance
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Ateş Göral 🔥🐐 @ates.dev · 14/01/2025
EKA: Eke Known As
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I can't be the only one who sits in long, pointless meetings wondering who I'd slash first if I was Wolverine.
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I want to engage over here but it’s just… lame
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The engagement people get here is wild. If only I actually utilized this site 😂
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Important question I’ve been meaning to ask for a while now: wtf
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Tesla's next model will be called Christine.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
the urge to exist more invisibly
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Lady Gaga wearing Animal from The Muppets.
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Stimming by jiggling my ass
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harpy @harpy.party · 22/12/2024
it's every girl's dream to kick a guy so hard that he dies
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That’s two more carolers. Time to reset the trap.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Alexa, make it look like an accident
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Dropped a picture on my 🌶️ site while the Americans are asleep. Wait. I’m American. Shit.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
eggmaxxing over here, absolutely nogged
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If I had an OF I’d actually just have a Fansly. Link in my bio. Don’t bust my balls, I’m still figuring it out
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is the sequel to Kelis’ Milkshake
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Sometimes you just need to know that you’re lovable
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