iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

podcasters are posers. "podcaster" is an oppressive class, like heteroflexible people or upper class people.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Sting as Lou Bega. Now imagine they're Chinese. Doesn't look so much like the Great Chicago Fire was caused by nonces listening to ABBA now, does it?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cunty skeletons in manga have ruined us.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Got my uhhh new Tattoo today. Go see Cole at White Whale they do incredible work. Don't Dream it, Be it.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026

It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit

A photo of a kid reaching out to someone dressed as Goofy in a chef outfit while some guy in a hat stands in the background

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Had a dream that I was being forced to make a 30 to 40 foot tall oblong machine with dog faces that rolls around under its own power. this was somehow to promote tostitos chips and everyone just called it the tostitos dog machine.

My terrible drawing of the tostitos dog machine.

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m here to break the hearts of ICE supporters

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"Hahaha, Kermit, that's hilarious, that really is. But have you seen The Odyssey yet? You really should. Take the whole gang, take Pig, take Bear. If you can see it in IMAX 70mm, you should, but anyway you see it, it's a great time at the theater."

Tom Cruise doing one of those Tom Cruise laughs while talking to his close personal friend, Kermit the Frog, at the World Cup.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/07/2026

i’m a big fan of finding instances of what i’m calling “chambermaxxing”

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Dave England Shit Volcano would be a good goregrind song title

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LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 12/07/2026

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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Mike Duquette, the “gotta have it guy” @mikeduquette.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell today. He asked “bbz wil u luv me 4evr” I said “NO,” he cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. I was cryin and went to pic up his body. he was ded. whsipered 2 his corpse "I ment I will luv u FIVE- ever......” like dis if u cri evry tiem

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

For Eli Jacobson Kenneth Rexroth 1952 There are few of us now, soon There will be none. We were comrades Together, we believed we Would see with our own eyes the new World where man was no longer Wolf to man, but men and women Were all brothers and lovers Together. We will not see it.

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 06/07/2026

every time i watch hackers i'm like yes. this is exactly how the internet feels. everyone is wearing goggles and rollerblading in full confidence,

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

did you guys see this

photo of 2 people dressed in black, wearing black masks atop the Empire State Building holding a black flag with the words "they're called skeets" on it

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Do not, my friends, become addicted to lip balm. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

log off. your opinions on the hog economy are completely uneducated. i have been trading premium swine grease since before you were a twinkle in your fathers eye. You know nothing of the porcine arts of deception you piece of shit. I will not discuss hogs with you or your mother.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

you've been in this business too long to think you can make a funny joke without consequences

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Deviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Y'all know I'm selective with the donation campaigns I publicize, and that I only share them when I personally know the parties involved... gofund.me/fc94cffcd ...this is an important one for a good person for whom I can personally vouch. (And the goal is very low... can you help us get there?)

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Donate to Help Joce Find Safety and Freedom in Colorado, organized by Joce McCall

My name is Joce i am a nonbinary transfemme person that is trying to get ou… Joce McCall needs your support for Help Joce Find Safety and Freedom in Colorado

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride 💕

Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It's not unusual I wouldn't call it a desire i've built I'm just so choosey, please baby use me God damn i've got the Cincinnati tilt

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The Cincinnati Tilt

YouTube video by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol - Topic

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

An elongated sitting bench with Colonel Sanders head in the middle of it, his arms and feet appearing at end end

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

had never seen this one and it's killing me

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I know we all love Treebeard, and the Ents are great. But does NO ONE find it suspicious that all the Entwives decided to leave, seemingly as a collective? Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Underneath the bright lights neon bliss with electric and I won't stop connecting people won't stop connecting

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Connecting

YouTube video by KLOQMedia

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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

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𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 @nazgurrl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm a grown ass woman, you gotta book an appointment for this pussy

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𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 @nazgurrl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Don't worry diva, the dong you seek is within you

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

if you commit a murder there should be an option where instead of going to trial or pleaing you get one chance to tell a joke to a normally selected jury of your peers. If everyone laughs, you're acquitted. if not everyone laughs, you're guilty.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I know it’s because Ripley does it in Aliens but there was about a 20 year period in movies where the protagonist had to say “game over BITCH” to whatever movie monster they were fighting and I just got to say that I don’t think an evil mummy would care that much, the mummy isn’t gonna go dammmmmmmn

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/04/2026

The first generation of "lifestyle" streamers, while it had its own deeply problematic elements, at least represented an authenticity of people genuinely showing their lives to the world. Now lifestyle streamers are all internet goblins raised in caves imitating what they think humans do.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Me: this is a pretty cool ring Gollum: my preciousssss Me: oh shit is that a Boondock Saints poster signed by both Boondock Saints? Gollum: my other precioussssss

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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 27/04/2026

there are dozens/hundreds of people present at a metal show, the vast majority of whom are fantastic & well-mannered, yet always im sandwiched between "guy holding 2 brim-full drinks at pit edge" and "guy who not only hates getting bumped, but also hasn't ever heard of it happening at any show ever"

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Who needs coleslaw when you can just nut on a barbecue sandwich?

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

You found a hole in the sky and said "that's a nice hole"

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Nightpain69420 @nightpain69420.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

For years I thought the lyrics to Somebody Told Me By The Killers were "Never thought I'd let a Loup Garou in my moonlight" and was very confused about how a French werewolf fit into the rest of the song but just went with it anyway.

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