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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyways, uh, fuck this shit, don't use genAI, and support small projects trying to be genuinely collaborative, rather than this awful tech built with a philosophy of other people's consent & privacy not mattering.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Just once I’d like to see the weather guy warm and comfortable in the studio during a violent rainstorm turning it over to the sports guy getting fucked up in a hockey fight

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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"If you only do the easy and useless jobs, you'll never have to worry about the important ones which are so difficult. You just won't have the time. For there's always something to do to keep you from what you really should be doing,”

The Terrible Trivium, demon of petty tasks and worthless jobs, ogre of wasted effort, and monster of habit.

He’s an elegant man dressed in a full suit, with a pocket square and a flower in his lapel, a bowler hat, shiny shoes, clean nails, and no face.

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Luke Yoquinto @lukeyoquinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there's a lesson to take away from this, and that lesson is: if you work in a cotton swab factory you can get away with anything

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Back to Creation! People will start thinking I've lost control again, put it all down to evolution." The Supreme Being, Time Bandits

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just once I'd be tickled pink to see a moderate in White people's comments like "look, maybe you don't understand or get why trans people in school sports is a big deal, but if we want Democrats in control of the Senate, you supporting a pro-trans candidate may be the only way to get the votes!"

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.

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Policy Vibe · by NoMAGA @policyvibe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Organizing creates social costs for being a crank: you have to show up, persuade people, and keep working with them. Posting lets the loudest person treat escalation as a substitute for all three.

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've been coding a personal project for two years now. It's good work and I hope it'll help people. But in that two years AI has rendered my skills largely superfluous, and yeah. It doesn't really feel like an accomplishment anymore.

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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

thank you for putting colors in your game. here is sixty dollars

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Moby Dicker

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doctor: I want you to stop operating heavy machinery. Me: Is that because of a side effect of one of my medications.? Doctor: No. You are just frighteningly incompetent.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Can Siri fall in love with you? Can your phone's autocomplete wish it were dead? Can your Magic 8 Ball feel ennui? Can Clippy have an orgasm?

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Identify as a republican and then see how far I can get making every answer about abolishing the British monarchy.

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's something not quite right about it

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was thinking - Trump wants his name on things? Attach it to various green initiatives that are the legacy of his administration.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026

The best way to console ourselves about the international shit sandwich buffet that we will have to consume in the coming years is to build out a massive train network, provide health care to all, and take out our aggressions on the billionaires.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my dearest love, you mean the world to me, and—actually... heh.. you know, for weeks i agonized over these vows, trying to find the perfect words to express my love. and after all that searching, i finally found them (tossing away index cards) in my heart:

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might *not* have been!' With apologies to Whittier

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sorry i used air quotes when referring to your “poetry”

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The only way I’ll feel better about these gas and grocery prices is if the Kennedy Center gets torn down.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the greatest president on climate change in history and all y’all do is complain

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Make a movie druggy: My Naked Lunch with Andre

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

maybe guys call it "going commando" because they're going in with minimal support for their unit

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Conservatives have spent YEARS talking about how immigrants need to assimilate. I kids spilling their beer, wearing burnt orange and overalls and cowboys hats at a football game. I guarantee you they got drunk as hell after. Nothing is more American than that. This is just rank racism.

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He's renaming it an American Standoff.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard”

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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Damn straight! I ran for office! And when we deemed a voter unreachable, guess what? We *stopped trying to reach them* in favor of people we could plausibly convince to vote for us!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

like literally these people are playing an elaborate imaginary game of pokémon go. i cannot believe we have to take them or their ideas even remotely seriously, it's too insulting for words

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This interweaving of prayer, prophecy, the 10/40 Window, and strategic-level spiritual warfare culminared in what has to be one of the strangest episodes of 1990s evangelical history. One of the prophets and coordinators in the Strategic Prayer Network, Ana Mendez, who served as the regional coordinator for Southern Mexico, became convinced while praying for the 10/40 Window that there was a territorial spirit named the Queen of Heaven who had established a spiritual stronghold on "the highest of high places, Mt. Everest."2 She consulted with Wagner, Jacobs, and other prayer coordinators, and they decided to initiate a strategic-level spiritual warfare expedition to dethrone the Queen of Heaven and dislodge her from her perch over the 10/40 Window. They called it Operation Ice Castle.
So in September 1997, Wagner helped organize a team of twenty-six prophetic intercessors and spiritual warriors from Mexico, Costa Rica, Colombia, the United States, and Vietnam to travel to Nepal to be boots on the ground confronting the Queen of Heaven. Doris Wagner, who is very respected in these spiritual warfare circles, even traveled with the group.
Accompanying her was a promising young American spiritual warrior named Rebecca (Becca) Greenwood, who was only thirty years old at the time. Doris was suffering from severe arthritis, so she and Greenwood stayed at a hotel at thirteen thousand feet up the slopes, while the rest of the team ascended to twenty thousand feet to locate the spiritual castle of the Queen of Heaven.
They spent three weeks in Nepal, blowing shofars, prophesying, and interceding against the territorial sp…

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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

/comes scrambling back to the podium, grabs mic paleolithicc

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Orc Wizard @orcwizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The headline should read “Disgraced Ex-Mayor Makes Bigoted Comments to Far-Right Rag in Desperate Bid to Stay Relevant.”

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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

a google search result page for "Muscle stitch" with text describing the bodily phenomenon. Accompanying are four images of people holding their painful sides and one of a cartoonishly muscular Stitch, from disney's Lilo and Stitch

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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think something a fair number of people refuse to engage with is that American Jews have good reason to fear for their physical safety. Zionism is a morally and practically disastrous response to that, but the underlying concern is legitimate.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026

main thing keeping me going these days is that I intend to live long enough to watch them suffer, you know?

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