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Nick Fenton

@nickfenton.bsky.social
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He/him. Lover of sports, music, animals, and joy. Hater of fascists.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h
How did the Astros go from Minute Maid being nicknamed Juice Box to Daikin Park but not nicknaming it the Big Radish?
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New Millenium Skyanide Kep @theoriginalkep.bsky.social · 5h
Just heard someone say “vim and vinegar” and am trying to decide if they meant “vim and vigor” or “piss and vinegar”
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Mr. Stefan @revizion.me · 6h
I promise the best sex you’ll ever have is with a person you communicate well with
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Fletcher (15⚽️) @saintfdw.bsky.social · 6h
I mean…. If you don’t like the foul call, stop slapping A’ja on her elbow as she’s shooting.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10h
Matt Gaetz runs into Dan Crenshaw at Catturds funeral twenty years from now
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10h
Woke 1 missed this, but Woke 2 will not
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11h
It’s wild that we can draw a straight line from one nerd getting dumped to our current political climate. Dudes will tank an entire country instead of going to therapy. It’s also telling that the Gamergate Wikipedia page names the victims but omits the name of the dude who wrote the first post.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
The only people who know less about sports than Republicans are the political press who think sports is right-coded. Sports are not right-coded. Pedophilia is right-coded.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13h
Reason I think this is neat is that there's provably unexplored space left to check out. It's cool if you want to make a roguelike deckbuilder but you absolutely do not have to.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12h
The teeth pattern is sublime
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14h
grown more effective= figured out who to bribe and how
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14h
this is a fascinating way to say "they are paying a toll under the table"
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 14h
tis the season for the various subreddits to start getting the “my neighbor said my decorations scared their kids” posts and the decor is just a twelve foot skeleton, the werewolf animatronic from Home Depot, and some lights
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 14h
"no time like October" it's September
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 13h
Attacking a guy by making him sound cool as hell.
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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 13h
More futures need to be ruined.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14h
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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Abolish ICE @addoman.blacksky.app · 13h
The amount of people who think the possibility a man might be punished for a rape he didn’t commit is worse than an actual woman being raped is telling
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Defector @defector.com · 15h
NFL threatened to pull Azeez Al-Shaair from game for eye black memorializing a Palestinian child: defector.com/nfl-threaten...
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NFL Threatened To Pull Azeez Al-Shaair From Game For Eye Black Memorializing Palestinian Child | Defector
In each week of the NFL season so far, Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair has worn eye black that bears the name of a Palestinian child slain during Israel’s genocide in Gaza. When he did it…
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⛓ X-Wing @ Alicianess ⛓ @allieinchains.bsky.social · 17h
GATES OF ISHTAR ANNOUNCED A NEW ALBUM FOR JANUARY?!?!?! New single in October?! Holy fuck the melodeath revival is FUCKING REAL Artwork by Ivan S. Bragin
Murder the Light by Gates of Ishtar
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sam @samthielman.com · 15h
The worst thing is the silhouetted figure is Shaquille O’Neal
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DSA (((Spreadsheet Campaign))) Caucus, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 18h
He's trying to deliberately wreck the grand jury and get the victim SLAPP-ed. Vile stuff.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15h
Ronaldo is the living embodiment of the uncle who sits in a chair drinking beer criticizing the kids playing football and then when they get mad and ask him to prove he can do it better he reluctantly schools them then goes back to drinking beer and complaining about their game
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Alex Rikleen formerly for Senate @rikleen.bsky.social · 16h
This clip from Katie Nolan on @pablo.show captures the vibe perfectly. It's been decades of stories where the villains and bad faith are obvious, but no one ever faces consequences.
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sam @samthielman.com · 15h
science has long said it is impossible to be both a pig and a worm. well,
Michael Trac...
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If you happen to know who this Cornell
"Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gan...Michael Trac... * @mtracey
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Congratulations to the Daily Beast for totally EXPOSING this day laborer from the Bronx who had the audacity to allegedly post a joke video about Nancy Pelosi on Facebook. Maybe you'll ruin his life! This is TRUE JOURNALISM in the public interest x.com/NoahShachtman/...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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MOTH | Alex @loachy16.bsky.social · 15h
Just a reminder to folks, body shaming is not cool. Doesn't matter how much of a dickhead fascist the person is, criticise them for that, not the way their body looks.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15h
Wipe me down lyric about hooking up with P. DiddyDisgusted Boosie
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15h
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h
I have zero sympathy for the Mueller people who were gigantic babies at the end of the day, but we should let this Jack Smith guy get a second crack at it.
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sophie sivulich what have you done
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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Nick Fenton @nickfenton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Not all men!!!” Sure but it’s such a statically significant amount that it is in fact all men.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not gonna say it
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've reported first-hand on steel mills in Korea, China, Japan, Illinois, and Mississippi. This is 100% not going to happen. Disagree? Bet me. (Though I'm against online betting. It's just not going to happen.)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/09/2026
Well well well, I wonder how we got here, Mr. Karl Rove: www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...
sacurrent.com
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Wow what bullshit. But this was the plan
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twitter user Velvet734688000:
The whole Measles story is just a big lie.
It is not life threatening. We all need to get it.
It actually helps to protect you from heart disease, 
cancer and other health issues.
GOD knows what he is doing!
Mankind needs to stop trying to be GOD.
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Nick Fenton @nickfenton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess people can do whatever they want with their time. But Jesus this is infuriating.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think people need to be having more sex in their lives and less of whatever this is
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