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Neil Turner

@neilturner.me.uk
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Millennial Yorkshire queer partially deaf geek dad/husband. Works in university admissions, specialising in PhD and MBA. Likes photography and social media, doesn't like writing in the third person. He/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️#LGBwiththeT neilturner.me.uk

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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 3h
A, timely, and timeless, lesson. “Never be afraid to make some noise. It’s their shame, not yours.” Destroy the patriarchy.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 6h
For those in England & Wales who don’t get them on the NHS: private flu & covid jabs are available from today. I’ve just had both at my local pharmacy. £115 for the pair. Yes, that’s expensive, but if you’re a freelancer & don’t get sick pay it’s probably a lot cheaper than taking time off.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 6h
Any minute now
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 6h
Bless.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 6h
As the famous Al Capone saying goes, "you eventually get the mafia by focussing on their failure to make the monthly NICs payments to HMRC Cumbernauld".
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Neil Turner @neilturner.me.uk · 7h
A not so autumnal start to October The very warm summer has given way to quite a warm autumn. We still haven't yet put the heating back on, which is nice from a money saving perspective, but... neilturner.me.uk/2026/10/01/a-not-s…
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A not so autumnal start to October
The very warm summer has given way to quite a warm autumn. We still haven't yet put the heating back on, which is nice from a money saving perspective, but makes me a little concerned about climate change. Certainly, many trees still seem to have most of their leaves - at least, those that didn't...
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Neil Turner @neilturner.me.uk · 8h
Please be kind to Billie Joe Armstong, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt as they awake from their month-long slumber today.
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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends [Official Music Video] [4K Upgrade]
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This feels like... pretty good polling for a thing everyone thought would be career-ruining-ly unpopular?
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Alix Mortimer @alixmortimer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad news, journal article title-itis has jumped from academia to government
Fare play? Government's role in ticketing and pricing
Inquiry
The Transport Committee is exploring Government interventions in public transport fares, pricing and ticketing.
The inquiry will explore:
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Hugh Jones @hbsj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well yes, but in England/Wales we have, just in the Premier League, United, United and United, as well as City, City and City, and a Town for good measure The Championship beings United and United too, as well as City, City, City, City, City, City and City
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The US has withdrawn from GRECO, the Council of Europe’s anti-corruption watchdog, which it has been a member of since 2000, ABC reports. Russia and Belarus are the only other countries to have left the group.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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James Clayton @jamesclayton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sport is over because Robot Wars exists now.
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Neil Turner @neilturner.me.uk · 30/09/2026
Based on the experiences of my peers in international student recruitment, FlyDubai is the Ryanair of the middle east.
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Chris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like a nice glass of Merlot as much as the next man, but being able to ripen it in North Yorkshire is an extremely worrying state of affairs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Yorkshire vineyards experiment with merlot as climate changes
Northern wineries can now support grapes more often found in southern Europe and California.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/09/2026
Boat. Gird.
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Today in "absolutely not"
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As everyone expected. Will the *literal US government* keep insisting this is terrorism without offering any elaboration, just to make their failing leader seem less mentally enfeebled? Seems likely. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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No explosives found in three vans searched near RAF Fairford, say police
Head of counter-terrorism policing defends decision to bail five British men arrested in connection with the incident
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're on The Pill, you probably already know this but don't eat activated charcoal if you're using the pill as your sole birth control!
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With alt text. I yelled
INTRODUCTION

The equities here could not be more one-sided. Defendants admit that they
provide a service without fully knowing how it works. 

This is not just any service. It is one that Defendants themselves concede poses an existential risk to the continued
survival of humankind. 

Defendants claim they cannot stop barreling forward with their potentially civilization-ending endeavors unless they are forced to do so by the
government. They have asked the government to tie them to the mast. 

Plaintiff brings good news to the Defendants: The Florida Attorney General is answering your
cry for help with a motion to enjoin you from harming Floridians with your reckless, unacceptably risky product.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.
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Dan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex Offences
Comic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Cannonball Adderall @manchegoblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Britain can’t afford to be racist, the food isn’t good enough…” Lmao
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Neil Turner @neilturner.me.uk · 29/09/2026
Unblogged September It's been a year since I started doing these round-ups of things that haven't warranted a full blog post at the end of each month. There's a few things to... neilturner.me.uk/2026/09/29/unblogg…
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Unblogged September
It's been a year since I started doing these round-ups of things that haven't warranted a full blog post at the end of each month. There's a few things to talk about this month, which has once again been a busy one. Work has been busy as it's the start of term, and we've had...
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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get the feeling that Meta tried SO HARD to make this mascot thing the cuddliest lil’ guy ever but all I see is an unholy amalgamation of the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear & the Adipose Babies from Doctor Who. Its an echo of both but not either, and feels viscerally WRONG
Snuggle fabric softener teddy bearAdipose Fat Babies flying up to the mother ship in series 4 of Doctor Who
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Neil Turner @neilturner.me.uk · 29/09/2026
Issue 1000 of B3ta!
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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have arrested the men that were near the air base and who you decided were asylum seeking terrorists Forgive me they were white men in their twenties from London
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/09/2026
1. came out over a decade ago 2. ported to many many platforms 3. owned by microsoft, though it wasn't when it was originally released 4. beloved by many games who are still to this day making mods for it the facts don't lie: Skyrim is a Doom
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"view full thread"
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What the fuck is going on at Fairford?

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Kate Watson
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So there was the time, in quite a busy (and loud) pub, that I explained about induced ovulation in cats by describing, at a volume loud enough to be audible to everyone at my table (and some at others), the feline penis thus: “imagine a dildo wrapped in barbed wire”.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026
The good thing about the Labour Party returning to Liverpool year after year is this post never gets old.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all that it's been barely reported in the UK press, it's still hard to understate the importance of the stance @labourunionsuk.bsky.social has taken on trans and non-binary rights this week. Every single trade union affiliated to the party of government has stood up and said we will not comply.
Joint statement from National TULO

Solidarity with the trans and non-binary community

Labour's 11 affiliated trade unions stand in total solidarity with the trans and non-binary community.

Trans rights are human rights, and trans rights are workers' rights.

We in the trade union movement will do all we can to stand up for our trans members and all our trans siblings, to protect them from persecution, harassment and attack.

The government must act now to protect all trans people, to make sure their rights are protected, expanded and upheld in our workplaces and communities.

Labour Unions
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one is about dumping a load in public, and the other is improper disposal of trash
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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Razorlight were ahead of their time when they said “there’s trouble in America”, we didn’t heed their warning and we are paying the price
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always assumed the reason American universities have fraternities is because they think it looks old worldy and fancy, even though we don't have them in the UK, apart from one or two extremely weird groups like the bullingdon club (Obv the reality of a frat is not at all fancy, I know)
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Nice to get an email that opens with "Dear Example Primary Salutation," (although to be kind, I know that the museum's email manager is currently under their desk crying after spotting the mistake too late to stop it going out)
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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