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Erno Goldfinger’s lawyers reportedly demanded Fleming change the name of his villain. He threatened to rename him Goldprick and they backed down. #GrandDesigns

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Scott @merseytart.com · 3h

The precision of this build is really showing up that bloke last week with his polystyrene arches and their two inch gaps. #GrandDesigns

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Scott @merseytart.com · 3h

This week’s #GrandDesigns is a nice young man you want to succeed which is always a bit disappointing.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 4h

Turns out Sky News have got the big window in the Everton stadium so they’re looking at it from the other end.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 6h

Danny Boyle saying what I've been saying for years. (Damn Twitter going fash and meaning I can't actually track how many years). www.avclub.com/danny-boyle-...

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Danny Boyle endorses Jack O'Connell as the next James Bond

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Scott @merseytart.com · 10h

Took me way too long to realise the high quantity of police cars on the Strand was because the Prime Minister is in town.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 12h

I’m in the Lewis Carroll Centre, an exhibition attached to the church his father was parson of. There’s a poster about the church’s child safeguarding policy opposite this picture he took of Alice.

A young girl dressed as a beggar leaning against the wall, looking at the camera.

A guide to running a safer church with the contact details of safeguarding officers and the number for Childline.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 13h

Collected the glasses, put them on, then started slightly because it turns out the man behind the counter was very handsome.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 14h

Glasses are getting fixed by M&S Opticians so I’m sat in the cafe and holding my phone three inches from my nose.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 15h

(Completely misses the point) SKF! They were the factory on my estate growing up!

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

This is such a weird time for Neighbours. The proper theme, but also Bronwyn and Sharon. Scott and Mike are still there, but Charlene is gone, and we have the second Dr Beverley Marshall. youtube.com/watch?v=fzL0...

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Neighbours 1989 Opening Titles (version 2)

YouTube video by Skylover

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

Yannis or Mo? Yannis or Mo? YANNIS OR MO? (I think Yannis but I am willing to try both of them before I make my final decision) #GBBO

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026

I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening

A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently)

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

Of all the Housemartins, Sylvia fancies STAN?!?!

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

If they’d had Mike Skinner on the same week as Danny Dyer they could’ve recreated this seminal moment from the Fit But You Know It video. And maybe added a kiss.

Danny Dyer about to be bumped into by Mike skinner on a London street.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

Paris Baby currently making the Beeb glad they axed Drag Race.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 29/09/2026

Reassured that the new owners of Brewdog are also wankers.

An Instagram post:

UNDER NEW
OWNERSHIP
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
You've heard the saying, right? Taking Care of Business. It was Elvis' personal mantra. Repeated for motivation, energy, and camaraderie.
He even named his band after it, yup the TCB band.
We like that. We really like it. Because it's exactly what we, Tilray, are doing with BrewDog. We're going to take good care of this beloved Scottish craft beer business. Our promise isn't to tame BrewDog, it's to let it be BrewDog again - brewed by happy people, run properly, and still fighting the good fight for better beer.
It hasn't been easy and we know not everyone will come along for the ride. But for those that do, our commitment is simple. We're here to bring more great craft beer to even more people. With sensible work practices, community initiatives and a people-first approach.
Because when we take care of business, our brewers can take care of the beer. And that's what it's all about, right?
Thank you very much.
Tilay has entered the building.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Made a joke to the BF about how you should Google your dates and he asked if I did that for him. Turns out our relationship is actually older than Google 😳

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Imagining Lee Mack pinning Victoria up against the wall at a Mitchell-Coren soirée and begging her to use his #OnlyConnect question.

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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

The good thing about the Labour Party returning to Liverpool year after year is this post never gets old.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Filled some holes with a tube of Polyfilla. Took a break. Opened YouTube. Top recommended video is this. youtu.be/OMWmh22oHmU?...

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Filling Holes in Walls - Most People Do This Wrong!

YouTube video by The DIY Guy

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Cut my fingernails this morning. Have since needed to do about eight tasks today where I could’ve done with a fingernail.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Firstly, this is quite, quite horrible. Secondly, it is four and a half grand. (Also, Casino "Royal"). www.yard-o-led.com/pages/casino...

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CASINO ROYALE

Casino Royal pen clock created with the Ian Fleming trust based off Ian's first novel featuring James Bond.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 28/09/2026

Seth Rogen with Madonna at the VMAs last night. Good LORD.

Madonna and Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen is wearing leathers.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

In a fit of nostalgia I went hunting on YouTube to see if there was any record of the dance they used to do at The Escape in Liverpool to Let It Swing. I found this video and unbelievably @loztastique.bsky.social is there in the comments! youtu.be/D73wbENOc3E?...

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Bobbysocks - Let It Swing • TopPop

YouTube video by TopPop

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

I do like two of Liz Lemon’s boyfriends as the main characters. We need to somehow get Jason Sudeikis and Dean Winters in for season three.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

Your Friends and Neighbours season two is embracing its true purpose as Desperate Housewives for 2026 but the Apple product placement is especially egregious.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but is Lucy Beaumont, like, okay?

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

Solved a traffic problem in Cities Skylines by adding another lane to the road and now I feel dirty.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

That big window at the museum pays for itself.

Laura Kuennesberg and Andy Burnham sat in front of a big glass window. Behind them is a panoramic view of Liverpool’s Pier Head with a selection of magnificent buildings and the river Mersey.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

This week’s SNL UK really demonstrated that what I want to watch is a sketch show with all these people and no annoying guest host or musical act getting in the way.

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Scott @merseytart.com · 27/09/2026

They’re all such LOSERS.

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