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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gumby was always saying this
What did Gumby always say?
Al Overview
The famous catchphrase associated with Gumby is "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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NBA @nba.com · 14/06/2026
JALEN BRUNSON IS THE 2026 NBA FINALS MVP! Brunson averaged 32.6 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 4.6 APG in the NBA Finals, leading the Knicks to their first championship in 53 years 🏆
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NBA @nba.com · 14/06/2026
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like how we all saw a good basketball game and now are basically cats that got the zoomies, you can’t be up until three in the morning you’re middle aged
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Dave DuFour 🐉 @davedufour.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sound on to hear me losing my shit
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NBA @nba.com · 11/06/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OGUGUA ANUNOBY
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something clever @ndredavis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OG saved my life
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something clever @ndredavis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I can't feel my face
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Dr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce
They just tossed the jars in a bin!
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/03/2026
FINALLY some good news
headline in a local paper which is folded up on a table so you can only see the legs of some women athletes but the headline beneath it reads "Husky women dancing again"

beneath these headlines is "UW is a succeed and will place South Dakota st" and "Gonzaga men earn number three seed in West, will face Kennesaw St"
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an enormous step forward for women of people.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Broke: dollar bills Woke:
Montana basketball player Money Williams
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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 01/03/2026
be bad at your new hobby who cares
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This classic Nancy is a reminder of how much swearing the strip used to feature. Newspaper owners didn't like it, but the strip was so popular they had no choice but to run it uncensored. It was a different time
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
😮‍💨
a zohran mamdani tweet cropped to say “Locked, loaded, plowing.”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/02/2026
can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026
They’ll be hearing from his father
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
well that’s very specific
Restaurant sign advertising “SIOUX CHEF NEEDED.”
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 29/01/2026
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Roses are red, Potatoes have eyes,

WSJ
1h ago
Is this your last chance to get rich before the American dream dies?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 17/10/2025
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
spent half the last inning laughing at the budweiser crown being over the pitchers head every pitch
hey buddy nice hat
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style

"Getting raptured?

No thanks 

I'm getting raptored"
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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Grig "Punkie" Larson @griglars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password.

The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a
"Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card.

“A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
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