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chloe

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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had no idea bridget guilty gear had such a way with words
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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GiGORE @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 11/09/2026
[democrat voice] my opponents are right. i believe what they believe. i need 10 dollars
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every time i read about how trans men are just banned from all gendered bathrooms and the business doesn't do the obvious solution of just making the bathrooms gender neutral, this image flashes in my head when i try to imagine how i'd respond in that situation
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📈📈📈
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/09/2026
he really hasn't changed at all
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i know i shouldn't be surprised by this but it's crazy this dude still has a career after being outed as a rapist. like just totally faded the allegations without even denying it and trucked on
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@zarawesome

*clutching a 90s desktop tower to my chest, hiding behind an office partition as gunfire rings out* it's okay, ELIZA. we're going to make it out of here

ELIZA: how do you feel about  make it out of here?
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
THE PEOPLE NEED FROG
Frogs more popular than church? People want frogs not Jesus
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
'The General Zapped an Angel' (1970) by Dutch-Italian artist Karel Thole
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
online ad for a pretty white cat with a blue eye and a yellow eye, basking in the sunlight. it is captioned “beautiful cat with homophobia”
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Socky Noob @sockynoob.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
VOLUME WARNING: So many Gulf Coast toads (Incilius nebulifer) in chorus and mating!!! Legit one of the craziest things I've ever seen or experienced. Super loud, could be heard from very far. On the same night as the crawfish! #NativeSpecies #Herps #Frogs #Amphibians #Mississippi #Cute
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/08/2026
Apollo, do your thing
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ITS TWO BABIES
mourning dove and two babies in a nest
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Snowcap hummingbird Live in humid Central American forests from Honduras to Panama. female has duller metallic colours without a white cap. El Tapir Reserve and Rancho Naturalista are world-class Costa Rican locations to see hummingbirds, especially the striking, jewel-like Snowcap hummingbird.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what if this was a girl
ti-84 calculator
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.
A woman with extremely short painted nails weaving magnetic core memory. A series of rows and columns of wires in a grid.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this
Scarlett Johansson changed her magnesium supplement routine after a spray left her feet feeling dry
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
Screenshot from Dirty Pair. Yuri says "Nowadays, one in ten people have gotten their sex changed."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
IT'S A BABY!!!!!
mother dove and slightly ugly baby dove in a nest
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/08/2026
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not the first one of his kids to hate him
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Monk Parakeets 11-13 cm Subtropical and temperate regions of Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Paraguay, and Bolivia, living in dry savannas and open woodlands. Unique among parrots for building large, multi-family communal stick nests on trees
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/08/2026
I'll take it a step further and say you are morally and ethically obligated to buy something if you're shown an ad
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