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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23h
Charlotte Hornets bukkakes lookin like:
The bees from the bbabsketball team Charlotte's Hornets [not the pig] cummed on this breakfast tart pop'd style
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 11/10/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
❗Attention, union supporters ❗ We're asking Wizards and Hasbro to voluntarily recognize our union—and you can help! Sign our petition today and show our leadership that you want change in the gaming industry. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 05/10/2026
Aleronino Super Tuning. A flying car by Aleronino for fans of the old car‑tuning and bodykit trends of the past century, the kind of weird, oversized aesthetics that finally make sense on a machine that actually flies.
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the guys on my side of the road are getting drillmogged so hard its embarrassing
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Ryan Miller // TFcon Orlando 2026! @tgping.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
G1 1985 Artbook painting 41! Skids!
Watercolor painting of toy inspired g1 transformers skids!Watercolor painting of toy inspired g1 transformers skids!
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my transformers comic #12
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Goddess Daisy 🖤✨️ @luvgoddessdaisy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
[attaching his lips] babe how about i come over and give you a little mr potato head
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you don't use ranch as lube are you even a real midwesterner
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Zenon @n7zenon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@finalv3.zip Dont know if youbguys have control over this but im listening to the new episode on Spotify and the built in ads are for Claude and Anthropic, and im guessing you dont want people clicking on episodes and immediately hearing "This podcast is supported by AI" if you can help it.
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Texas Chainsaw Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A commercial for butter played in front of a YouTube video and it ended with the tagline "Eat it like you own it" and folks, I am not getting into heaven.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my body is a Shirley Temple or whatever
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've got a tell tale heart situation going on but I just play drum and bass music really loud all the time so it's not really an issue
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 23/09/2026
smdh
Sabrina Carpenter does not know the bore size of the Volvo B5254T4 Whiteblock
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First date idea: we psych ourselves up in the parking lot of the British Museum listening to One Piece At A Time by Johnny Cash, then bribe a janitor to pull the fire alarm while we steal a small artifact and return it to the embassy of the country it was stolen from. Then we split some fish & chips
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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The Dessicated Husk of Thew @toygrind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time to remind all the Hot Rod haters that Ultra Magnus was so incompetent it took him two attempts to put the Matrix into his chest cavity
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 16/09/2026
Getting really excited when someone says "anamorphic lens" but just because I thought they were saying "animorph"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that honk caused me to spill salsa on my dress, lawyer up, buddy
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is peeing when you sneeze called snissing or peezing? I need to know for my dating profile
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The Dessicated Husk of Thew @toygrind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran's Loop Pedal Quits Tour in Solidarity, Embarrassment
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vesper @carcinogengirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i’m something like gas prices, high for no reason
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I am not complicit" I'm gonna say this all day
Ed Sheeran I am not complicit shirt
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What can't be forgotten about 9/11 is the ocean of BS controversies and cancel campaigns in the aftermath, like the backlash to this 2002 Starbucks ad that was accused of portraying the towers as cups and insects as the airliners (???)
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The Dessicated Husk of Thew @toygrind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine using Optimus Prime to threaten underprivileged people. Oh, no, is he gonna help me to death? Is he gonna come over and empathise the shit out of me? Get to fuck
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
brush stuff
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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