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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 13h

hell yeah porter martone www.theplayerstribune.com/porter-marto...

Porter Martone letter to Philly: In my bedroom back home in Peterborough, I’ve got these sticks up on my wall. They have little pegs attached to them. Every time I won a medal at a junior hockey tournament I’d hang them from there, and I’d fall asleep looking at them. Since I was four, all I’ve ever wanted was to keep filling up those pegs. When one of my teams would win something I’d think, Yeah, that’ll look just right on my wall.
I get that same kind of energy from everybody in Philly. I felt it as soon as I got here. You guys are the kind of people who hang stuff up on your walls, right? The game room or the basement or wherever. Trophies everywhere. Newspapers framed everywhere. This is just a city of winners. I love it. People who hate to lose, who feel sick to their stomach when they lose. Those are my people. I felt all of that when I joined the team last spring before the playoffs started.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works

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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 14h

I like this ad, but I'm also reminded of the Mr. Show bit where they're pitching increasingly profane Globo-Chem ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAh...

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Mr. Show with Bob and David - Globo-Chem Ad Campaign

YouTube video by beadbop

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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It may not be fair, but I currently think Sean Mannion is a bad play-caller entirely because he won't stop calling these Makai Lemon screens that lose 5 yards every time

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

need a gif of jalen giving that ‘fucking andy dalton’ nod

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Congratulations Phillies

We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

from pissing to chugging cum, that’s what trump inspires

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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wow the ny times did their little interview thing about the Phillies in September

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

question inspired by my timeline: is it weird when an author presents work of a cruel sociopath, blinded my their cult religion, shutting out people through scary means and the author's like HEY!!! READ MY NEW BOOK!!! YAY!!! I get being happy but I dunno

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.

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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NEVER A DOUBT* *there were doubts

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

maybe football games should be only one half, just spitballin

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell

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merritt @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026

As a long, long, long, long, long time grater buyer, I will never buy a grater ever again. I am sick of the attempts to convince me that the grater is my dad. I see this and I see my abusive father smiling at football when he changed the channel away from my Totally Spies. What the actual hell!?

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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"effective altruism," oh, great, sounds... uh, sounds good, thanks for giving me new doublespeak to parse. now can you just hold still for a moment

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: I apologize personally to Chris Simms for dumping on him for all these years. I am truly sorry.

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

digger… i can’t… i just... can't

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

LIMOZEEN has now dropped out from ed sheeran’s tour