Reposted by Chris ArrisonWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 34mMy man invented a whole ass word 1014320
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 3hmight be time to let siriani go back to his true calling 060
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 6hah yes a great half of eagles football. now to ease back for the second half, where there’ll surely keep playing as well 230
Reposted by Chris ArrisonRuss Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Of course the guy who birthed extreme metal was a massive Kate Bush fan. 131
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026can’t stress enough how amazing/heart-attack-inducing the last phils do-die game felt. jomboy would have an aneurism. i threw up in 1980. i’ll try to throw up tonight for luckyoutube.comPhillies vs Astros 1980 NLCS game 5YouTube video by Phillies Bell 000
Reposted by Chris ArrisonVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 17732174
Reposted by Chris ArrisonBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought. 2951344
Reposted by Chris Arrisonmgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New idea: threesomes with the Halloween III: Season of the Witch masks on. 1358
Reposted by Chris Arrisonpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026RED OCTOBER CONFIRMED 0749
Reposted by Chris ArrisonSarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hell yeah porter martone www.theplayerstribune.com/porter-marto... 1122
Reposted by Chris ArrisonFranzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works 09113
Reposted by Chris ArrisonScott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like this ad, but I'm also reminded of the Mr. Show bit where they're pitching increasingly profane Globo-Chem ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAh...youtube.comMr. Show with Bob and David - Globo-Chem Ad CampaignYouTube video by beadbop 34611
Reposted by Chris ArrisonScott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It may not be fair, but I currently think Sean Mannion is a bad play-caller entirely because he won't stop calling these Makai Lemon screens that lose 5 yards every time 710410
Reposted by Chris Arrisondr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry 7774481392
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026need a gif of jalen giving that ‘fucking andy dalton’ nod 010
Reposted by Chris ArrisonJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween 1185796
Reposted by Chris ArrisonAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Congratulations Phillies 038645
Reposted by Chris ArrisonDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice. 2369573
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026from pissing to chugging cum, that’s what trump inspires 051
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026love this shot from your first solo piano album 110
Reposted by Chris Arrisonloctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wow the ny times did their little interview thing about the Phillies in September 07717
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe that’s in there too. Maybe. But what was shared was a devastating chunk of Beloved Kook is Bad, Actually and the author’s like WHEEEEEEE 010
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026like, I’ve seen this author GUSHING in a way that people writing about happier things does. Also, the subject is a performer I’ve always loved. My true disgust is with him, but I dong think you should be acting like you wrote a book about unicorns 110
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026question inspired by my timeline: is it weird when an author presents work of a cruel sociopath, blinded my their cult religion, shutting out people through scary means and the author's like HEY!!! READ MY NEW BOOK!!! YAY!!! I get being happy but I dunno 220
Reposted by Chris Arrisonleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916. 5108293
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026well I wouldn’t have if it looked stupid like some funko shit. That I thought it was rad - and that you’re spooky sweet - clinched it 110
Reposted by Chris ArrisonJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comHot Fuzz - Man with Mustache ReactsALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts 2436
Reposted by Chris Arrisonshy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds 1755798
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026one of the more ‘i was not familiar with your game’ moments experienced 000
Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026maybe football games should be only one half, just spitballin 020
Reposted by Chris ArrisonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191313866
Reposted by Chris Arrisonwinter @winterk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell 151958588
Reposted by Chris Arrisonmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026As a long, long, long, long, long time grater buyer, I will never buy a grater ever again. I am sick of the attempts to convince me that the grater is my dad. I see this and I see my abusive father smiling at football when he changed the channel away from my Totally Spies. What the actual hell!? 830113