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Chris Arrison

@murderwizard.bsky.social
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philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 34m
My man invented a whole ass word
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 3h
might be time to let siriani go back to his true calling
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ah yes a great half of eagles football. now to ease back for the second half, where there’ll surely keep playing as well
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course the guy who birthed extreme metal was a massive Kate Bush fan.
Cronos of Venom, speaking to Kerrang! in 1985: “The only chick I could fall in love with is Kate Bush. I love her, totally. I cried at her gig at the Sunderland Empire a few years ago, then walked home 30 miles with my head in the clouds!”
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can’t stress enough how amazing/heart-attack-inducing the last phils do-die game felt. jomboy would have an aneurism. i threw up in 1980. i’ll try to throw up tonight for luck
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Phillies vs Astros 1980 NLCS game 5
YouTube video by Phillies Bell
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
real heads know *that* series was bonnnnkers
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m calling skull
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New idea: threesomes with the Halloween III: Season of the Witch masks on.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026
RED OCTOBER CONFIRMED
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
an ideal sequel . . . except for the mask
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
calling this a cow tools stance
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cnn analysls
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hell yeah porter martone www.theplayerstribune.com/porter-marto...
Porter Martone letter to Philly: In my bedroom back home in Peterborough, I’ve got these sticks up on my wall. They have little pegs attached to them. Every time I won a medal at a junior hockey tournament I’d hang them from there, and I’d fall asleep looking at them. Since I was four, all I’ve ever wanted was to keep filling up those pegs. When one of my teams would win something I’d think, Yeah, that’ll look just right on my wall. 
I get that same kind of energy from everybody in Philly. I felt it as soon as I got here. You guys are the kind of people who hang stuff up on your walls, right? The game room or the basement or wherever. Trophies everywhere. Newspapers framed everywhere. This is just a city of winners. I love it. People who hate to lose, who feel sick to their stomach when they lose. Those are my people. I felt all of that when I joined the team last spring before the playoffs started.
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like this ad, but I'm also reminded of the Mr. Show bit where they're pitching increasingly profane Globo-Chem ads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAh...
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Mr. Show with Bob and David - Globo-Chem Ad Campaign
YouTube video by beadbop
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It may not be fair, but I currently think Sean Mannion is a bad play-caller entirely because he won't stop calling these Makai Lemon screens that lose 5 yards every time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need a gif of jalen giving that ‘fucking andy dalton’ nod
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations Phillies
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from football on a rainy Sunday to watch a baggy old man skulk down a hotel hallway (?) while a voiceover of him saying the word "globalists" in a Master Shake voice plays. And what's this, I also paid for it? Nice.
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
from pissing to chugging cum, that’s what trump inspires
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love this shot from your first solo piano album
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never scored
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow the ny times did their little interview thing about the Phillies in September
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dong think
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe that’s in there too. Maybe. But what was shared was a devastating chunk of Beloved Kook is Bad, Actually and the author’s like WHEEEEEEE
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
like, I’ve seen this author GUSHING in a way that people writing about happier things does. Also, the subject is a performer I’ve always loved. My true disgust is with him, but I dong think you should be acting like you wrote a book about unicorns
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
question inspired by my timeline: is it weird when an author presents work of a cruel sociopath, blinded my their cult religion, shutting out people through scary means and the author's like HEY!!! READ MY NEW BOOK!!! YAY!!! I get being happy but I dunno
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
jon spiritually feels like a stogie man
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well I wouldn’t have if it looked stupid like some funko shit. That I thought it was rad - and that you’re spooky sweet - clinched it
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dude of course not
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
ALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
congrats: this is your cow tools
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one of the more ‘i was not familiar with your game’ moments experienced
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEVER A DOUBT* *there were doubts
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
maybe football games should be only one half, just spitballin
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
honor Dolly’s legacy with a win #gobirds
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
As a long, long, long, long, long time grater buyer, I will never buy a grater ever again. I am sick of the attempts to convince me that the grater is my dad. I see this and I see my abusive father smiling at football when he changed the channel away from my Totally Spies. What the actual hell!?
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