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@loctastic.bsky.social
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i am tall and often have a beard

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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 5h
i do not care for that last ted lasso twist. Jesus
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 5h
PICCONE.
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 6h
eating outdoors is for raccoons. and i am no raccoon
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 7h
cancelled for not having a gender neutral one
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 8h
oh no Houston forgot to cheat!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 9h
looks like Cole hamels when he tried to grow a stache
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 10h
no that’s not okay
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 10h
when do we know the time for tomorrow’s game
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 10h
they won? how tf
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 11h
lol
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 11h
how i'd remake the phillies? well first i'd pray for a lockout/strike that cancels all of our contracts
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 11h
half a bil
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 12h
liberty bibbety looks like a tribble
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 13h
oh great. the phillies are playing. fuck me
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 14h
coworker keeps calling databases transactions “trans-es” and i can’t tell if she’s just being an ass or what
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 15h
it’s kind of ridiculous you play 162, win the division, and it still comes to a 3 game series
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 16h
astros should be in jail
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 20h
cool. who’s the forward
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
phillies can’t hurt me because I made ribs in the smoker
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Shawn Cutoureyay @tehbba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serious answer Frank Thomas Joke Answer Jimmy Rollins
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who’s the most famous white sock. not the guy without shoes
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well that's an instant block
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re rooting for the astros you should be thrown into a pit and left for dead
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
won't be watching tomorrow because i have WORK
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rooting for a lockout so we can get out from these insane contracts 👍
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fastball right down the middle not sure what you want mattingly to do there. yeah sure, he probably should have said "dont throw a flat ass fastball right down the middle". why didn't he do that
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why even leave duran in now. get him out and maybe hes available tomorrow for an inning
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thanks trea. please go to jail
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chris sale on that gas station hgh
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the vibes are not great
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"just because it's the playoffs, it's not going to make everything in your life better. you're still the same sad you"
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum I am SICK
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum spent a fuckin decade in a bunker , planning his revenge and he got it in the middle of September Not during the nfc championship game. Which he lost. Badly
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wonder if there's gonna be a reddit post about case keenum and his brother doing a threesom
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for real though the timeout while jalen was in the tent was a dagger
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that was bad and in 18 hours. It could be worse!
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pick six incoming
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we have not made a wr screen work for twenty years STOPPPLLLLL
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
call the timeout. don’t let the ginger ever play
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tf is Will Shipley the first playcall
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum. Zach ertz. Old timers day out here
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eagles have to win. i know too many people in Chicago and I can’t afford to bail them all out of jail I don’t want to have to play favorites
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got called “old” because i was drinking a west coast ipa i think it’s the children that are wrong
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 28/09/2026
Bdawk responds that he did not give permission to the admin to use his image. 🙌🏼 www.threads.com/@briandawkin...
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#HelloBlessedPeople🙏🏽 I have respectfully not given permission to anyone other than those I currently do business with to use my NIL. Be Blessed! 🙏🏽 #Breath
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
.538. Dead last in baseball by a pretty big margin.
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
phillies have three catchers and their combined ops is still like .509 (this is not a fact but it does feel true)
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good lord
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jj mcbarkthy would be a good dog name if jj mccarthy wasn't a dog himself
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"oh cool my old frat is in the news, i can't wait to read about it. I'm sure it's a good story" said literally no one ever
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i like this
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