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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 15h
Getting Joe Webb’d by Ray Kerr
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17h
DID YOU KNOW - the Phillies have only won a winner take all game once in franchise history. And if tonight is anything like that game in 1980, we are all going home in bags. 
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I agree with the decision to start Nola and the decision to start drinking immediately
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Phillies playing a do or die game at a moving start time with an undetermined group of pitchers is SO Phillies
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Phillies were 18–7 in the postseason before they got on the plane to Arizona and 3–11 since I need Pablo Torre to find out what the hell happened on that flight
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was a great baseball game and I never wanna talk about it again
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 And now the bullpen outs. See you all in hell.
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve had a weird relationship with this Phillies team for a while now, I still have major legitimate concerns about all of it. But as soon as Franzke opens the game with his essay and I see those stupid braves on the field I’ll be where I need to be, ready to be hurt again. That’s how this works
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My main hope for the Phillies – Braves series is that at the end of it, blooper doesn’t get to say anything
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every talk show host in the city is rubbing their hands together, waiting to crush the Phillies for celebrating this game because of course
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should have made Donbrowski start, he’s why we’re here
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate with champagne if you back into the postseason. Should be eggnog or decaf coffee or that soda that’s not really soda
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real Ghost Energy out there
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Phillies playoff roster is going to have like 16 guys
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As the D backs keep winning, I feel like we’re one more night away from people starting to get a little nervous around here 
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These bats are playoff ready
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Duran and McFarland and pray there’s a bar man
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Phillies are a very serious organization. What are you talking about?
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Phillies had 73 baserunnrts tonight but three runs is good I guess
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like this Jesus won’t be back in three days
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Eagles playing the Bears in Chicago the night before a potential Cubs Phillies playoff series at Wrigley is the Blues Brothers sequel we never got
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ball knower
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bullpen game on a Saturday night what could possibly be better?
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nobody is ready for October
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brandon Marsh runs bases the Max Powerway
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The MLB app played a clip of Alex Thomas homering in the NLCS and now I have open litigation against them
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Edmundo having more memorable moments with the Phillies than Turner sounds insane and yet….
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What even is the most memorable Phillies-Mariners game? Are they the most forgettable opponent in franchise history?
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
10 day stretch of #baseballafterdark just chewing on corn at midnight. What a time to be alive
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Jimmy Crooks is a rejected Gil Thorpe character
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was told you have to be an unemotional robot to succeed in baseball
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Squishy Dumplings
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These umps are so bad
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Adam Silver did more to punish the Sixers and Sam Hinkie than the Clippers
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mondays
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Shuck Around And Phind Out - the 2026 Phillies Video Earbook
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somebody somewhere is going to say “the Phillies were reborn in the corn“ and we all have to agree to collectively shun them as a society
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Freddy Galvis was Phillies teammates with Joe Thome and Bryce Harper
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anthem being performed at Bohm speed
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Need the Daycare to have a big game tonight so the Daily News can run CHILDREN OF THE CORN on the back cover
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Burrell’s speech is gonna kill at the Irish Pub tonight
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Franzke -“Can’t spell Flo Rida without LA”
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Come for the tree talk, stay for the terrible puns that almost put Chris in the infirmary
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How many minutes into tonight’s absolutely hammered podcast before I start listing off Dennis Cook and Turk Wendell?
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Wire Season 6 It’s all about the Camden yards grounds crew
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dont be mad that the Sodgers got Skubal. Be mad that it likely has no impact on the Phillies chances of having a parade
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Just a reminder that the Phillies are incapable of playing normal midweek afternoon baseball games so buckle up for above average nonsense of some kind
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