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Kaija 🏴‍☠️

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"It's good to be good weird" She/Her, 30's, MN

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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YouTube recommended a new Stephen Lynch special to me tonight. I loved him in high school, but have not seen a thing from him since 2009. So I turned it on. Weirdly, he's still got it. Aside from the weird Lorelai song that was borderline ableist, I've laughed at every bit.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I'm pissed off. I finally caved and got the 10th anniversary blu ray for What We Do in the Shadows and, while the extras disk plays fine, the disk with the movie is region locked. What the fuck.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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ellie @ellmercury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
watching the most fearsome pirate of the seven seas discovering in real time that he might be into being bossed around was delicious as fuck
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
come get yalls daily dose of hopium // #stolitz
a mostly-monochrome image of blitz & stolas holding each other & looking into each others' eyes. the only parts in colour are their lightly dusted cheeks, and a single red heart in the space between their mouths.
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brain hey are you sleeping 4-panel meme.  Panel one brain says "hey, are you sleeping?" panel 2 person in bed with eyes closed says "yes, now shut up." panel 3 brain says "Ed gave Stede the twine at breakfast to acknowledge that they were inter-twined." panel 4 person in bed now has their eyes wide open.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Sik Skis :) @sikskis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They missed each other #looneytunes #roadrunner #coyotevsacme #wileroad
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Celebrating international talk like a pirate day by practicing my ecclesiastical latin
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
[A black t-shirt with a photo of the band Counting Crows where every member's face has been replaced with the face of Charlie Kirk.]
COUNTING OR NOT
COUNTING CROWS
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: - Tornados - Sharks - Spiders - Large snakes - Ships sinking (thanks Titanic!) - Plane crashes (thanks 9/11!)
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Alex Amadeo @alexamadeo.com · 14/09/2026
*slaps roof of car* this baby can fit so many canceled shows
Honda with license plate that reads HBOMAX
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Found it. Totally valid crash out from Leslie. 🧁😂 #OFMD
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
orville peck for playgirl. yeahhhh I’m gonna need a minute 🫪
Orville peck for playgirl in white briefs Orville peck for playgirl in white briefs
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chapell Roan - The Giver
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Reuben Baron @rubigb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So Coyote vs Acme is doing well. That’s awesome. Animation fans? Next you oughta buy tickets to Forgotten Island. Somehow afraid the hype on that one has died down but if you’ve been pissed about Disney and Sony killing films about female friendship and Asian mythology, we need to make this a hit!
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Livvy✨🚀🪨 @thatmothra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alma and Louis are always asking Stede and Ed to put them in drag makeup and outfits, they love watching them perform and both wanna try at least once. And it gives Stede an idea to put on a special “bring your kid to work day” show, to have them both do their own numbers to their favorite songs 💕
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Crazy Ex Girlfriend concert special is on Pluto TV right now, and I can't stop thinking about how this show was supported by The CW despite its low ratings. It's a perfect example of what happens when you let creators enact their full vision.
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
From the bottom of my heart, as a huge Heated Rivalry fan: Go fuck yourself, Bloys. You literally had MULTIPLE queer shows INCLUDING OFMD and you canceled all of them
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R.R. Virdi | Buy The First Binding (from TOR) @rrvirdi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't let a corpo gaslight you.
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love this movie so much I want Ketchup Entertainment to keep scooping up HBO's wrongly discarded properties and giving them new life.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Brock Wilbur @brockwilbur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oral history but it’s just the space ghost characters talking
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I swear it's like you people don't understand genetics... In the same way that the child of an elite athlete will likely grow up to be an athlete, the child of a billionaire is likely to grow up stealing shit from others to increase their already astronomical net worth
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Dickfuck Day!!!
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone on Threads got mad at me yesterday because I mentioned that I have let a wheelchair user directly behind me go ahead of me when the accessibility stall was the only one open at a busy public bathroom. We're in an empathy crisis. This makes it worse.
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Dickfuck day! Grab a friend and pretend to be lighthouse!
screenshot from ofmd s1e4 of ed and stede pretending to be a lighthouse
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In honor of the day
Tomodachi Ed and Stede, captioned “They keep saying ‘dickfuck no it's not’ and giggling.”
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
post something random or you'll have an awful september
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 01/09/2026
Do you think a depressed person could watch The Irishman 12 times?
Adam Scottas Ben Wyatt on Parks and Rec
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Florence + The Machine Hozier Mumford & Sons Ben Platt Ed Sheeran Twenty One Pilots Fun. Darren Criss Great Big World
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just got home. Holy shit it is exactly as good as everyone said. I think it might actually be my favorite Looney Tunes movie.
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Kaija 🏴‍☠️ @mskaija.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seated for Coyote vs Acme! So excited!
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Wile E. Coyote Relaxing in a Hammock
ALT: Wile E. Coyote Relaxing in a Hammock
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Jeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Better yet, somebody needs to clear the music rights to Alvin and the Chipmunks and put that show back on the air. For some reason, I want to look at the "Urban Chipmunk" episode this weekend. *watches the "Urban Chipmunk" episode as I type this*
The title card of the Alvin and the Chipmunks episode "Urban Chipmunk" (season 1 episode 8 segment 1)
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 29/08/2026
The best corn in the world 🌽
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dont ever touch this shit, its horrendously vibe coded with major security and theyre AI weirdos, and dont let NSFW on at all apparently.
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