Reposted by MelissaMonica 💋 Gallagher @monicacomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard Warren has entered the chat! I noticed in the background at the historical society there was a shirt that says “Don’t Say I Didn’t Warren You” and now I WANTTTTT 😂 062
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reporting live from the awkward silence of an uber 030
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just had my own honest to god 'dickfuck no it's not' moment with my own father 😑 2120
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some pretty flowers I saw today at Jardin botanique de Montréal 180
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They should invent an interaction between me and my dad that's not awkward 010
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 why am I only just noticing there's a bigfoot emoji 230
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How do people with misophonia survive living with other people, because I'm less than 48hrs into staying with my dad and one of us isn't getting out of here alive 060
Reposted by MelissaNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142311195
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Obsessed with this statue of a haughty gentleman and his pug 180
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taken moments before *disaster *he flew at me and it scared me 070
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was wondering why all these wolves were on my TL. Apparently it's international wolf day www.worldanimalprotection.org/our-campaign...worldanimalprotection.orgInternational Rabbit Day 2026 | World Animal ProtectionJoin International Rabbit Day 2026 to protect rabbits from cruelty and neglect worldwide. Learn more about their plight and support their future today. 0133
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you haven't watched The Rehearsal, you should. S2 in particular is 🤌 030
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Been a hellish week and I could really do with 2 days of laying around and decompressing. But instead I get to wake up at 4am tomorrow to catch a flight 🥲 140
Reposted by MelissaMonica 💋 Gallagher @monicacomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gotta respect our gal Sarah Warren for keeping it real! And goddamn is Betty Gilpin a master at facial expressions! 🏆 082
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In case anyone else missed that Jemaine is posting on IG now www.instagram.com/reel/Ddp_gy6...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 051
Reposted by MelissaWe Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Taika Waititi’s 'Klara and the Sun' hits theaters in 1️⃣ month! #KlaraAndTheSun #JennaOrtega 13111
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everytime I'm in the back of an uber my urge to stare at my phone to avoid small talk is at war with my urge to look out the window to avoid getting nauseous 130
Reposted by MelissaEvery Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The official trailer for Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has been released. The documentary explores the story of Elizabeth Holmes. In theaters October 16. #YouCanSeeEverything #NathanFielder #ElizabethHolmes 39429
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026tfw you've done so much inner child work you're both of the people in this meme 050
Reposted by MelissaMiscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there are birds you haven’t seen yet 03518
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most days I'm confident in my decision not to try therapy again, because it never worked for me. But some days I just need to UNLOAD and today is one of those days 🫠 180
Reposted by MelissaThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“So the bottom line is Trump doesn’t do the show anymore.” “Yeah.” That time Dave Letterman said Trump stopped doing the show unless he apologized for calling Trump “racist” — and Dave wouldn’t do it. 522417593
Reposted by MelissaDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A typical morning at the Anthropic head office 522780375
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Y'all pray my manager says yes today to a few weeks off in February, because I already booked half the trip over the weekend 🤞 1110
Reposted by MelissaMiscellaneous Reasons To Live @reasonsbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026blorbo. from your shows 04525
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dancestatic.klipy.comWhat We Do In The Shadows: You Like My Dancing?Alt: Deacon in What We Do In The Shadows: You Like My Dancing? 071
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me to the cryptid factor boys: what if we just pretended that whole ending the podcast idea never happened 080
Reposted by MelissaSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255579586
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was wondering why prices were so high and so many hotels were sold out during this one weekend in February. Then I realized it's Valentines Day weekend 😑 130
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Celebrating international talk like a pirate day by practicing my ecclesiastical latin 1335
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I long for the day when my blood pressure doesn't suddenly spike because I got jump scared by the president of the united states while scrolling 050
Melissa @mildlybritish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Had a good run, but someone finally moved into the apartment next to me that's been vacant for months 😔 She apparently works from home and takes zoom calls all day. Right next to the open window so it's like I'm in the meeting too 4140
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
