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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 1h
.@pixelatedboat.bsky.social: in my tweet I invented the Gorilla Channel as a joke Elon Musk: At long last, we have created the Gorilla Channel from the classic satirical tweet "White House staff created a gorilla channel that the president watches for 17 hours a day"
Tweet from @pixelatedboat dated January 4, 2018, which purports to be an excerpt from Michael Wolff's book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House":
On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the TV in his bedroom was broken, because it didn’t have "the gorilla channel". Trump seemed to be under the impression that a TV channel existed that screened nothing but gorilla-based content, 24 hours a day.

To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast into Trump’s bedroom from a hastily constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn. However, Trump was unhappy with the channel they had created, moaning that it was "boring" because "the gorillas aren’t fighting".

Staff edited out all the parts of the documentaries where gorillas weren’t hitting each other, and at last the president was satisfied. "On some days he’ll watch the gorilla channel for 17 hours straight," an insider told me. "He kneels in front of the TV, with his face about four inches from the screen, and says encouraging things to the gorillas, like 'the way you hit that other gorilla was good'. I think he thinks the gorillas can hear him."
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Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. @ghmofficial.bsky.social · 12h
We've gone independent. NO GAME NO LIFE.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1h
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 1h
Strathello: A C Version Of Capture The Flag
An article from the May 1988 issue of ST-Log Magazine. Up top, a knight in shining armor with lance charges on his horse. Down below, the article describes the setup and strategies of of Strathello.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I worked on a study about online nonconsensual image sharing. We were shocked by how many women found their images on 8chan forums where men posted challenges to each other like, “Find her workplace and get her fired,” or, “Get a nude photo of one of your girlfriend’s friends.”
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 2h
It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008
Child in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Halloween costume.
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Chiaki Mitama 🐾🌭 @terrible.moe · 2h
We just want to say, while we're not the flashiest feminist media site around, @animefeminist.com turns 10 today, and that's an achievement in consistency that truly deserves merit.
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Team Rocket: Jessie, James & Meowth Peace Signs
Alt: Team Rocket: Jessie, James & Meowth Peace Signs
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hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social · 2h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYF...
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Patti Smith - Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Official Audio)
YouTube video by pattismithVEVO
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 7h
I'm so fucked up
A man in a VR head set looking at his hands
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 2h
“kid who is told it is so smart it can do anything it wants to” to “burnout stoner whose lifestyle is about being living porn” pipeline
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 3h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 7h
We've been almost a fortnight aboard The Revenge and I'm beginning to suspect that Edward has no intention of ending Stede Bonnet's life.
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Bonsai Chop Shop @bonsaichopshop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realized I never shared this wip. One of my last trad works before boxing up everything for the move. I hope to finish this once everything is in place in the new flat. Maybe I’ll do it in blender afterwards 🤔 #artwip #gouache #traditionalart #illustration
Work in progress gouache painting, nicker poster colors on hahnenmuhle paper, A4 ca. 

Train cars and containers stacked on each other, making a shopping district with food stalls, record stores, cafes, etc
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ourflagmeanstarot.bsky.social @ourflagmeanstarot.bsky.social · 4h
Welcome to Our Flag Means Tarot An Our Flag Means Death Tarot Project What is it? A tarot deck drawn by you! 78 cards, 78 artists. When does it start? 11.01.26 When does it end? 3.01.27 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansTarot
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 2h
IZZY CANYON WAKE THE FUCK UP
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 2h
lol, lmao, I quit
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 2h
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 3h
dread pyrate blackbeard
Tiny pen doodle of Ed ‘Blackbeard’ teach standing next to a similarly sized apple
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 3h
Gaming show MinnMax has removed YouTuber Jacob Geller following a recently surfaced allegation of past sexual misconduct. "Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax," the show announced. "He won't be on conte... kotaku.com/jacob-geller-minnmax-you…
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Gaming Show Minnmax Removes YouTuber Jacob Geller After Recently Surfaced Allegation Of Past Sexual Misconduct
Geller is known for his video game essays on YouTube
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Steevo @exsk8pnk.bsky.social · 2h
This is a DO NOT MISS. Join Nick Cave for a site‑specific performance that transforms the museum’s Kogod Courtyard into a living landscape animated by memory and imagination. Presented for one day only sat oct 24, the performance will take place at 12:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.. registration required
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Mammoth Performance (Afternoon)
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 2h
Beano #1266, October 22, 1966
Biffo shows up with his little popgun at Empty-Eyed Horror Buster's house, and Empty-Eyed Horror Buster is eager to get his gun and go a-shootin' as well.
BIFFO: Hi, Buster! I'm off to a shooting contest down the river.
EMPTY-EYED HORROR BUSTER: Wait a bit. I'll get my gun and come, too.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 5h
#OFMDKinktober Day 1: Immobilization As always, we're putting Izzy in Situations 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy hanging upside down, wrapped almost entirely in tape, with only his tits and the top of his head still out. There are bullet vibrators taped to his nipples and the outline of a wand vibrator is visible against Izzy's crotch. He's suspended by ropes tied around his ankles.
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OFMD Rare Ships @ofmdrareships.bsky.social · 4h
Saturday November 7 brings us to CALYPSO'S BIRTHDAY. Let's RAISE A GLASS for today's themes, and maybe drop some LOOKS & COSPLAY while we're at it. If you wish not to suffer this stunning, stylish sea goddess's wrath, then you must celebrate the most holy day in the Calypsian calendar with us. 🔥💙🪸
A graphic that reads: Saturday November 7, 2026. Calypso's birthday, raise a glass, looks and cosplay. #WJW @OFMDRareShips

This image includes Kristian Nairn portraying Wee John Feeney dressed as the goddess Calypso from hit TV show Our Flag Means Death. OFMD #OFMDFic Wee John Weekend
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Chris Gethard @chrisgethard.bsky.social · 2h
Beautiful/Anonymous! 978-965-3692 - call now! Talk about anything.
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 12h
Here it is, the opening sequence you were all expecting to see on this list at some point. For many, it’s the Top 1. It was for me too, for a long time. This opening is, without a doubt, a masterpiece.
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 12h
Morning 👋🏻
A double rainbow over the Scottish countryside
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12h
This. I strongly believe a lot of men have no idea how often women contend with this, and how it can stunt their ambitions.
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Naturae Lapides @naturaelapides.bsky.social · 15h
The time for quartz has come. Only quartz offers us such beauty as this chlorite quartz, where a plant world seems frozen for eternity. #QuartzDeservesToWin www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... #MinCup26
chlorites intégrées dans un cristal de quartz géométriquechlorites intégrées dans un cristal de quartz géométrique
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Shannon Wheeler @shannonwheeler.bsky.social · 12h
I keep redoing this idea trying to get it right - that elusive liberal treadmill. This one isn't bad. It's on 6"x9" bristol paper. shannonleowheeler.etsy.com/listing/1893...
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JD, you can’t eat comics. @lostcity.bsky.social · 14h
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 12h
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Zephyr Flash @zephyrflash.bsky.social · 22h
Kinger and gang go out
Kinger: "I believe I asked for no pickles..."
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ᛤ @holyaches.bsky.social · 12h
you can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn't change its nature.
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 13h
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 12h
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 2 Episode 1 - I Have No Son! - Frame 22
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 12h
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/50380 『キラキラサボテン フィギュア3』発売。クリアでキラキラなサボテンフィギュア! "Sparkling Cactus Figure 3" is now on sale. Clear and sparkling cactus figures! #ガチャポン #gachapon
『キラキラサボテン フィギュア3』
ラインナップ<1>玉サボテン(二段花つき)<2>柱サボテン(花)<3>うちわサボテン(花)<4>うちわサボテン(黄色い実)<5>柱サボテン(枯)
メーカー:アミューズ
2026年6月発売
300円カプセル...
"Sparkling Cactus Figure 3" 
 Lineup: <1> Ball Cactus (with two tiers of flowers) <2> Columnar Cactus (with flowers) <3> Prickly Pear Cactus (with flowers) <4> Prickly Pear Cactus (with yellow fruit) <5> Columnar Cactus (withered) 
 Manufacturer: Amuse 
 Release Date: June 2026 
 300 yen capsule...
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turbles @turbl.es · 13h
Update: goodbye
A cave like tunnel carved into a wall of a citadel
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turbles @turbl.es · 30/09/2026
Absolutely fuckin wild thing about the Greek countryside - there’s just caves. Like you can look at the side of a mountain and it’s got little doors into it like a fucking MMO.
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Chloe Corrupt @cashoutchloe1.bsky.social · 13h
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 14h
truculence ball
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 13h
Something deeply unsettling about this rabbit having fingernails. 📺 : The Manhole, Cyan Inc/Sunsoft, 1991 (PCE-CD)
Oh my, there's a tiny boat in my tea cup! Says an anthro rabbit in a blue jacket as he points a finger and hand toward the viewer
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 13h
You deserve a little escape from predictability, BlueSkyers… Here’s Vincent Price explaining how to cook rice and other essentials in his cookery show… You knew he had a cookery show, right? youtu.be/ZqZcKgheYAs?...
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Cooking Price Wise S01E05 Vincent Price Cooking Show
YouTube video by Why I Am Who I Am
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 13h
OSINT #70299 from PROWLER (USAP) 1. Lemurian Vampire Server Farm 2. Legendary Tank 3. Source of Light
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Lemurian Vampire Server Farm
2. Legendary Tank
3. Source of Light

Actual coordinates: 62.5074° N, 105.6660° W
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 13h
September 30 October 1
Captain Jean-Luc Picard, looking serious in the TNG movie uniform Jean-Luc Picard wearing an over-the-top disguise with an eyepatch in the Picard upside "Stardust City Rag"
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nichijou frames @nichijouframes.bsky.social · 13h
A random Nichijou frame from EP1.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 13h
For anyone wondering what makes me laugh, I am all about that apple tier list. This guys describes apples like an eldritch horror that has eaten the words that we need to describe it.
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Zee Zom @fnafilms.com · 13h
LOL? www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
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Celebs including Eastenders actor and Nigella targeted by bizarre graffiti
Graffiti targeting celebrities such as Danny Dyer and Nigella Lawson has appeared in a Tyneside suburb
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 13h
🥞
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Sylvie Fox 🏳️‍⚧️ 📸 @sylviefox.ca · 30/09/2026
Anybody home? 🏚️ 📷 Minolta Maxxum 7000 🎞️ LomoChrome Purple #believeinfilm #filmphotography #lomography #lomopurple
a colour-shifted photo of an abandoned house. the windows are smashed. the grass in front has overgrown to block the damaged door. bushes stand tall on either side of the house, appearing purple.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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