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BIPOC, Gen X, they/she | PhD in Literary Stiddies (also a real one but who cares) | Ofmd forever | 🏳️‍🌈🏒 too | 🔞 | PolitestMenace/GayPirateAficionado on ao3 Fic, art prints, digital downloads, and #LegoEdandStede calendars: politestmenace.carrd.co

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 15m
Helllp I need to get myself to bed but I’m suffering from not-enough-down-time-itis
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RoxyQueen (Charlene) @roxyqueen.bsky.social · 2h
The penultimate chapter of my fic, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas” is up! What if Ed and Stede are desperately in love with each other, but only realize it when they’re drunk? Hijinks, calamity, and mayhem, at the very least. archiveofourown.org/works/661383...
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 1h
Thanks for believing in me, @gentlerevenge.bsky.social and @happydaiz.bsky.social! Hope you enjoy this bit of silliness: archiveofourown.org/works/93540421
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3h
💅🏻 #ofmd
Ed in his party outfit saying “Sometimes…..a quick death's the best way to end a bad conversation.” This must be from the no context our flag means death account
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 7h
YOU GUYS (gn) my second in command just brought me another present from a con 🥹🥹😭😭🥰🥰
A poster of ywftw 1.0 with the words “you wear fine things well”
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 10h
I *could* stop coughing but I guess that’d be too easy
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 10h
Long story short: I’m an asylum seeker in France now. I don’t know how long this process will take, but for I still can’t officially work here. So I’m looking for any opportunity to earn money to be able to pay for rent and food. Please, read and share this post ❤️‍🩹 ko-fi.com/illustory
WE NEED HELP
Please, read and share this!
(text version of the pics above)
We are a group of queer artists, and we are in big trouble.
In April 2025, we immigrated to France, seeking a safe place to live and make art.
Our humanitarian visas expired a year ago.
Since then, we have been trying to get legal status in France.
To be able to work, open a bank account, get health insurance and just have some basic human rights.
We spent a whole year fighting for our lives against Strasbourg Prefecture and we lost.All this time we couldn't properly work, so we were burning our savings.
In August, all three of us were denied a residence permit.
According to the Prefecture, the only option for us To stay legally in France is to become asylum seekers.
About a week ago, we sent out our applications for the asylum.
Now we are looking at another indefinite stretch of time, before we are summoned to Paris for interviews.
It might be two months, three months, half of a year or even more... no one knows for sure.We had planned for a year without documents max, and now it's been a year and a half already.
No matter how hard we tried to stretch our savings, they have run out.
Currently, we don't have enough money to pay for rent and food in November.
It's hard for me to admit that, but we are in huge trouble, with all our hopes and plans ruined by the French bureaucracy.
We really need your help and every little bit matters, so I came up with some options for how you can support us.HOW YOU CAN HELP
❤️ Share this post to bring attention
❤️ Join my monthly Club at Ko-fi
❤️ Participate in my art originals sale this week
❤️ Donate a few cacaos at Ko-fi
❤️ Buy some of our merch (big sale at Ko-fi next week!)
❤️ Order a commission artwork
❤️ Vote in the interest checks for our new projects (soon)
❤️ Go visit our printshops
❤️ If you have a job for freelance illustrators, please let us know!
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 12h
One of my favorite fics I've written, plus it comes with art now by @libroseitm.bsky.social :)) #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfic
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 12h
26 years I’ve been getting up in front of a classroom (with a 2-year hiatus in the middle) and still I find the last few minutes before class extremely agitating
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Luna Lapidary @lunalapidary.com · 14h
THE SHOP IS LIVE! Check it out at www.lunalapidary.com! I'll do a thread of a few of my featured products.
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Finding Nemo: Today's the Daaay!
Alt: Finding Nemo: The starfish in the dentist's office tank says "Today's the Daaay!"
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 14h
I’m sure this is a lot less cathartic to read than it has been to write, but whatcha gonna do 😅 if I can finish it today I will, since I gotta get back to what I was doing!!
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Magratt @baskinmoonglow.bsky.social · 14h
I wanted some happy Ed and Stede today, so I found some. If anyone else would like to enjoy our boys being happy together, here they are 😁 #ofmd
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A.K | give Taika his Ed back! 🏴‍☠️ @agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 14h
1/2 prompt free day for #edssensualseptember 🫢 stay tuned for tomorrow for the version without the necklaces 😋 #ofmdfanart @edsensualseptember.bsky.social
A digital greyscale drawing of Ed in a white suit. He's holding the left side of the blazer open to expose his chest that is covered in many black necklaces in varying lengths.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 15h
good morning to stede bonnet's glistening tits
stede in that green shirt with a good amount of his glistening tits very visible (our flag means death s2e6 set photo by lyndon katene)stede in the green shirt with glistening tits, holding a sword to ned lowe who is out of frame (our flag means death s2e6)
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LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 16h
Chapter 6 of Several Inches Deep in which Stede gives Ed a unprofessional massage, and Ed tells a story. #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/910692...
Title card for OFMD fanfic - Several Inches Deep, title is in white script on a blue background with a soft focus image of falling snow. The bottom third of the image has the accumulated snow and across it is the byline in blue text, by LyraTalise, underneath in the same font but smaller is 60k words and Rated E.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 16h
Woke up several times in the night, but I kept telling myself “smooth brain” very firmly so I wouldn’t start thinking about either story I’m in the middle of 😂 it actually worked!
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Kathleen ~~C2E2 forever~~ 🖤🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bigred297.bsky.social · 19h
Good morning, crew!! I hope you have a most excellent day!! You deserve it!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife
Blackbeard standing on deck, pointing towards the camera.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously though what is my actual problem 😅 I have two settings: WRITE ALL THE THINGS! YES! THAT TOO! FOLLOW THAT WHIM! and My muse has forsaken me convey me to my fainting couch forthwith 😔
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder: they are a set, do not separate.
A Frog and Toad quote post of Stede telling his hookhead story. The Frog and Toad quote is “the night was cold and dark. Listen to the wind howling in the trees, said Frog. What a fine time for a ghost story”A Frog and Toad quote post of Ed getting ready to tell the story of The Kraken. The Frog and Toad post says “All right, said Toad. let me think of a story to tell you”
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stede doesn’t know why he’s here. Which is virtually always the case, sure. And yeah, there’s an ostensible reason. But this time, he really, truly, genuinely can’t say what possessed him to go through with this. #ofmdskyfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
…shit all my ranting and raving made me think of another AU 😅😅
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I genuinely, sincerely don’t get how there’s a not insignificant chunk of folks out there who genuinely want to turn all their decision-making over to technology. Like YEAH deciding what to make for dinner is a burden, but I’ve solved it by having 7 dinners we eat each week where I can rearrange +
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like I’ve been complaining a lot, so I will follow the lead of my friend who teaches and studies mindfulness and ask, “What’s not wrong?” So: not only have I added 870 more words to the Don’t You (Forget About Me) sequel, but I’m in the headspace where I don’t want to do anything else 😌
Earnest Stede saying to grumpy kitty Ed, “It’s nice. Feels good.”
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ed is having a hard time. But a knock at the front door brings the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise. A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man. Rated T | Ed/Stede | 6.5k archiveofourown.org/works/93446281 #OFMDFic
Summary of a fic called The Misadventures of Dr Shrimp (about half the size of a coconut) by Temporal_discounting. 

The summary reads Ed Teach is having a hard time. Burnout, that's what they're calling it. Ed calls it drowning. But an unexpected knock at the front door brings Ed face to face with the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise.

A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man.

Easy, peasy, pudding and fucking pie.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure is something when you’re like, “Getting back to work will take my mind off of how terrible everything is”
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another minor complaint: tomorrow I need to pack not only lunch but also dinner since I’ll be on campus late 😭
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pirate babes! I did add tattoos to Ed so he doesn’t look so nakey, and I think the photo actually turned out clearer this time, so win-win. Added to my shops if anyone is interested ❤️ 🔗 for postcards and prints: politestmenace.printful.me 🔗 for a downloadable file to print: ko-fi.com/s/76dd01809e
Ed and Stede watching the Perseids in Hatching a Plan. Both are lying on blankets, and Stede is pointing up at a meteor.
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💔 #ofmd
Ed looking down sadly when the Hornigold in his mind is about to send him plummeting
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yooo why does my left wrist feel like I spent all day yesterday gaming with a mouse?? I very much didn’t!! Cute pirates in exchange for listening to my middle-aged complaints
Stede handing Ed his tea with seven sugars (wouldn’t be the same with six)
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Managed my 2k steps yesterday, and this is me publicly committing to restarting my streak. I think I mentioned my step-BIL made fun of how few 2k is (tbf I don’t do wearable tech, so I take more steps than get recorded) but boy howdy I’ve been feeling the lack of even that. But I just couldn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve wanted to revisit this drawing for a while now. The original was one of the first things I drew in the fandom/digitally and both the way I draw the characters and how I use Procreate has changed a LOT since then! #OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and  Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is wearing TW’s grey and pink silk jacket with creamy colored trousers and Ed is wearing RO’s black lace dress from the 2023 Met Gala. They’re standing in a golden colored shadowy hotel hallway in front of a reflective wall.
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Kathleen ~~C2E2 forever~~ 🖤🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bigred297.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning, crew!! I hope your day passes quickly and easily!! You've got this!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife
Mary Bonnet laying in bed as she mutters, "Fuuuuuuuck".
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally gave in and told my parents about the edited collection (when the discount code expires in 3 days 😅) I was avoiding my mom encountering my pronouns, but Mr. Menace was like, “uh, they’re still your parents,” and I realized that if my mom ended up being a dick, it’d be an excuse to cut ties 💅🏻
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Added a 743-word chunk to the Don’t You (Forget About Me) sequel and tinkered with a few others ❤️ feels nice to be back with those sweethearts!! (And I even have a title for it already! That never happens!!)
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MistyMountain | Save OFMD @mistymountain83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello pirate friends! I’d love to invite you to my first ever completed fanfic, an AU based on the classic 80’s movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles.” If you like road trips, misadventures, silliness and romance, this story is for you. Please join me :) #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/933975...
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Victoriada (dream version) @dreams-of-june.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not an ofmd fanfic, but I think this is one of the best texts I've written so far archiveofourown.org/works/75511116
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Four-Leaf Clover - DreamsOfJune (Victoriada) - Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024) [Archive of Our Own]
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
☀️🌊 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of ofmd Ed teach, pre series. He is standing back to viewer holding a rope in his left hand, presumably on a ship, leaning out slightly over the water. He is shirtless and in leather pants. His hair is pulled back in his usual style, mostly black with some silver, his head is turned so a hint of bushy beard is visible
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this…is this…sunlight??? 🫨 we haven’t seen it here for SO LONG (If I’m going to try to add tattoos and rephotograph my pastel drawing, guess I’d better hustle before the sun doesn’t come out again for a week 😅😭) (Also yeah the neighbor’s tree is totally busted)
Sun on a deck in the backyard
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ed and Stede are silhouetted in front of a broken window, watching the Revenge sail away
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Tizzybit @tizzybit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen to Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 17 by tizzybit on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/fQLTKgs2GYCs... Chapter 17! 🦋💖 Spent all day editing. Bow it's time for couch, cats and wine 😁
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Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 17
Listen to Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 17 by tizzybit #np on #SoundCloud
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Dr Xtina | long WIP era ✍️ 🖼️ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chapter 2 of my and @intheblanketfort.bsky.social's Breaking the Cycle! In which Stede comes to grips with his newly discovered bisexuality while finding his new friend Ed distractingly attractive. Surely Ed could not return that attraction, right? #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/924320...
A title card showing a background with the bisexual flag colors - dark pink on top, purple in the middle and blue on the bottom. There is an illustration of a penny farthing bicycle on the top. It reads “Breaking the Cycle. A Gentlebeard AU for OFMD Bisexual Week. Words by WellSussed. Art by Caly. Rated E.”
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bump for this completed #ofmdskyfic! Silly, sweet, angst-free. T rated, ~5k 🧳❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/93212486 #ofmdfic
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waffling about what to work on next in my “R finish your shit” project. Should I work on 🥧 boys fill-in 1 (there will be two eventually!) or the Don’t You (Forget About Me) sequel (which is really also a fill-in)? And don’t say “whatever you want” bc if I knew what I wanted, I wouldn’t ask 😅
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While we’re thinking about that scene 🥹🥺😭
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll never be over what a perfect thing this was to say 🥺😭 #ofmd
Stede saying “You nut.
Why'd you have to go and get yourself killed?” to Ed’s body, casually breaking my heart
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annettefb.bsky.social @annettefb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another one for the Stede and Blackbeard shared wanted poster Running an unregistered lighthouse #ofmd
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Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death
ALT: Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While 6 hours of sleep are indeed better than 4, I’d love to experiment with even more than that. Y’know, just to sample what it’s like
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😏😏😏
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Margo @margopox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chapter 5 of Ed’s World is here. Ed runs an errand and ends up going on an accidental adventure. Oops. 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/921191...
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Ed’s World - Chapter 5 - Madfic105 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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Kathleen ~~C2E2 forever~~ 🖤🤍💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bigred297.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning, crew!! May your day be magically chill and beautifully relaxing!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife
Jim, clutching a towel, with their head thrown back saying, "Fuck, that is refreshing." Oluwande (offscreen) replies, "Yeah, innit?"
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