Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*Hank Williams Jr. voice* ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PEAKY BLINDERS 2231
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerSecond Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The official quarterback of the middle-aged 7191
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerDa Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb Williams was hyped for Case 929541
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026McAfee looks like somebody crossed David Beckham with Guy Fieri and then put him in Wynn Duffy's suit 4151
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm at the airport and somebody behind me is apparently facetiming with a crying baby. Having a convo in public over speaker phone is unhinged enough but this is next level. 4181
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*extreme Jonathan Richman voice* 🎵 I was pearl-clutching 'bout a lesbian bar, a-ooh, a-ooh 🎵 🎵 I was pearl-clutching 'bout a lesbian bar, ooh aah ooh 🎵 160
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would never do this to an Italian beef OR a good Chicago pizza because I respect our city's culinary traditions. Now a thin-crust pizza from Phil's in Bridgeport topped with Italian beef and hot giardiniera? THAT'S how you properly combine the two. 4183
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"E-M-D-C-P" "Jake, once again, the vision test is NEXT HOUR. This is your team photo." "Q-A-W..." "Hey can we get a hearing test on his schedule too?" 110
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerSuper Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Hey you think that warehouse is full of spaghetti?” 1316
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026First post I've seen about Choosin' Texas that actually seems to get the lyrics 162
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My shirt is raising many questions already answered by my shirt. 070
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm saying this as words of encouragement, not as an insult: if you're in or around Chicago, GO TOUCH GRASS TODAY. It is gorgeous outside. 1165
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerHeather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald” <Not found>nytimes.comRahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 PlayThe longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028. 28980198
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerMarc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass 1030358
Reposted by Beverly Tweetmakerlumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"NO HIGHER BETRAYAL" than a Senator, from the ostensible opposition to the current lawless Executive Branch, abandoning her oath of office to come out and say that we should compromise with the fascists and that we shouldn't seek impeachment and removal. Resign from your Senate seat. 1246
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One thing that sucks about living in Beverly is we don't have a tamale guy. We have a boiled cabbage guy. 0130
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pep pops up out of nowhere: "HE NEEDS PREMIUM, DUDE. PREEEEEEEMIUM!" 050
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The #1 thing I'm looking forward to once all three kids are out of the house is being able to fucking order pizza without it turning into some kind of logic puzzle that wastes half my evening 3160
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026👉🏼 Remember, kids: they're pronounced man-ICK-u-leez; rhymes with Euripides 👈🏼 080
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you've never made a bad decision at Rossi's can you even call yourself a Chicagoan? 3112
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hate this stupid iced coffee story for temporarily turning Bluesky into LinkedIn 2.0. 290
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just eight more years until they get around to handing down the punishment... docking City five points 270
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ian Happ scrolling social media this morning: "$300???? But I wrapped TEN hundos around that--BLEACHER JEFF YOU ASSHOLE" 0111
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerConrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yazzy de Poitrine 3414
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic 315236
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I realize that at this point only the willfully ignorant believe Trump is deporting the worst of the worst, but come the fuck on 130
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The only thing this guy has ever called anybody that isn't a slur is "varmint" 190
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Somebody posted this on LinkedIn and I've literally never even heard of Gloria Jean's. Google is telling me they're mostly in malls so I suppose that would explain why I've never heard of them. 1470
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Seems like finding defensemen who can stop those passes would be the more logical response but what do I know? 290
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I feel like now is the time to dust off this old chestnut 052
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ah yes it's a day that ends in y which means I can count on social media to remind me how much I suck 140
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I made a post-punk playlist for @vaneharriet.bsky.social and doing a bit of a deep dive has given me lots of thoughts about the genre, especially about it seems to defy the time-space continuum. For example, you can be both proto-punk and post-punk at the same time: 250
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerRC Cola Pope @quintilian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🤔 a true turning point in the game 031
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*MF DOOM voice* Don't bore V with the "Glory, hallelu-ey" Crews be like, foo-ey he's just a buncha hoo-ey I knew he had new G, who he? Viktor Vaughn He had a new sicker song, I think he call it Zeferjahn 000
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comOffice Space BobsALT: Office Space Bobs 280
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Say you, say me, Seiya (pretty pretty please) 130
Reposted by Beverly TweetmakerNolan Void @wolter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Listening to the basic track of “Who Are the Brain Police?” by the Mothers of Invention, and without the vocal overdubs, it sounds like a backing track for a deep cut from an imaginary 60s album I’m calling “Evil Pet Sounds.” 2384
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comFred Flintstone Struggles with Abacus & PapersALT: Fred Flintstone Struggles with Abacus & Papers 070
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CHARGE THE MOUND, NICO. (look what you've done to me @jonbois.bsky.social) 030
