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Michael Seraphim

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Such a truth, I swear. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCG...
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They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have the Music (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026
I'm not sure I've heard AES speak at length before but I liked this. youtube.com/shorts/akhBp...
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Pro-life student asks Abdul El-Sayed why he should vote for him
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Kysaku Natsume 🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇦 @kysakunatsume.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ME REMEMBERING THE GWOT
“I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE A WAR CRIMINAL”
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KRISTOL:
“WE SHALL DEFEND TRANS PEOPLE AND LIBERAL DEMOCRACY TO OUR LAST BREATH”
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JFC THIS IS WEIRD
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And obviously it has to be said that those were founded by two brothers who fell out after running Lafayette together. It's a city requirement to prefer one of them over the other.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Mannie T'Chawi … (the “T” is silent) @mannietchawi.com · 18/09/2026
Will Poulter meme saying “You guys have been keeping it together?”
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For your consideration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg4J...
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Book of Days
YouTube video by The Psychedelic Furs - Topic
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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@AuthorMsBev @authormsbev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
May we always remember these little girls. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16th_St...
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16th Street Baptist Church bombing - Wikipedia
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck you, make me
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clip art by Adam Hillman
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's eat!
BBQ glazed pork loin, green beans and cheesy rice and risoto on a white pasta bowl.
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Jasper Fforde @jasperfforde.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
'Dark Reading Matter' is the 8th and final book in the Thursday Next series, begun in 2001. I'm touring in the UK and USA in October and these are the venues I will be visiting. Full details at www.jasperfforde.com
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Dr. M.A. Davis @mikedavis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
let's talk about music. When I say "Eddie Rosner (1910-1976) was a musical prodigy who in the 1920s abandoned his classical music training for the jazz trumpet, eventually being called 'the White Louis Armstrong'" you probably think you have a picture of his life. but that picture is wrong!
Eddie Rosner
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As an ardent advocate both of the idea that there are valid rules of constitutional law that aren't in the text and also that the Constitution has a strong policy of judicial independence, let me just say: Yeah WSJ is full of shit here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-finally-cli…
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
Area Dullard Now Has Name For Lifelong Condition
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 04/09/2026
Today seems like a good day to post this.
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CJ, Josh & Peters Projection Map
YouTube video by Sharon
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
"I Noticed That You Mentioned Silent Films So I Wanted to Come Over and Explain a Film I am Sure You Have Never Seen Called METROPOLIS" by Berthold Woltze
Man annoying woman on train
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let's eat!
Boneless pork chops rubbed with garlic, onion powder, black pepper, salt and paprika with cheesy vermacelli and rice with steamed carrots.
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Rep John Chungus (D-NY27) @sorocchungus2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
30 rock meme

“What a week, huh?”
“Lemon it’s 6:30 AM on a Monday day”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Misandrosaurus Bex @bexone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A hand holding a sticker designed after the “I want to believe” poster from the X-Files except it says “I want two Aleve” and instead of the ufo it’s two pills of Aleve
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/08/2026
[King of the Hill meme. Top panel: Bobby Hill holds a piece of paper against a classroom window. The paper reads "Dolly Parton died". Bottom panel: Principal Moss, looking through the window at several children inside who are crying: "Because of Dolly, those kids can read, and they are very upset"]
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.
Tim Curry and Ian McKellen in Amadeus.
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yikes. www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
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Faculty Quit as Texas University Orders Them Back to Campus
The new policy, announced in June, is a response to a Texas law restricting remote work for public university faculty. The Texas AAUP says it has prompted chaos and tears.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
reminder that this is what auto supply chains in North America currently look like. Random parts can cross the US/Canadian border half a dozen times www.wsj.com/business/aut...
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Batch of green tick seed with tiny yellow flowers in front of a red sunken wall.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
penguin classics cover for extremely loud and incredibly close by jonathan safran foer, but the cover image is the "girl shouting at boy" meme
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Karthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every country should have an Electrification Czar except that person should be called the Chargé d’Affaires d’Affaires de Charger.
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flashgordon.bsky.social @flashgordon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
for real. i know the bee gees wrote and recorded this song, and it's good, but this is *the* version.
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Nina Simone: To Love Somebody (Live in Antibes, 1969)
YouTube video by Nina Simone
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So what you're saying is that the post-9/11 consolidation of multiple widely disparate agencies from their proper cabinet departments into a single newly-created cabinet department where the agencies with an aggressive, over-militarized culture could infect the agencies that previously viewed---
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Same.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 08/01/2026
nohoperadio:
post from https://nohoperadio.tumblr.com/post/805121609015967744/scooby-doo-is-a-dog-who-can-talk-which-is

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's soup! (It's shsci!)
Bowl of shsci, a cabbage based ukrainian/russian staple soup.
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The little hammer coming out of the big hammer is unspeakably delightful
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very good news and hopefully he's got the juice to win the district in spite of the absurd gerrymandering of Memphis.
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
No, Ogles can get wrecked. That guy is a fucking ghoul. I'm celebrating that he's gone.
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LOL and might I add LMFAO Get wrecked you ghoul.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i really have no patience whatsoever for people who are scared of muslims having elected office
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Let's eat!
Two bean and chicken tostadas in a white pasta bowl.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Trump asks lawnmower kid “HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW I CAN PRESSURE AND PUNISH IRAN?”
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Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sunday dinner on Saturday.
Salsibury steak with onion gravy, mash and green beans.
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