YouTube video by Jasper Fforde

YouTube video by Jasper Fforde

It's not just Kevin Bacon, y'know.

The lack of usable burial plots in Herefordshire have forced the council to consider using the abundance of potholes for human interments.

Projected increase in numbers of low-level damned by 2034 require extra capacity, says Dark One.

Fflyer, Ffotographer, Ffather, Fformer Ffocuspuller. Writes a bit. Living in Wales, interested in Stuff. Next Book: ‘Dark Reading Matter’, 2025..

As the Global Maturity Index continues to drop and the planet enters a dangerous 'New Toddlerism' stage, scientists urge citizens in charge of stuff to: 'stop doing dumb shit and act like adults.'

Ever fancied yourself as a bit of a Hamlet? Wanted to strut your stuff around a gloomy Danish castle, annoying your uncle and insulting the king's advisor? Take our FREE test and see how you fare.

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

Building an amphibian aircraft out of scrounged materials to settle a score with history

Toad News Archive: Film photographers were traditionally dull, but digital takes it to an all new level, says leaked survey. Leica owners equally tedious, irrespective.

Police are currently puzzling over motive as large hedgepig goes on rampage

This week we look at one of the most interesting projects to come out of the early British Nuclear Experimental Age: the Top Secret Rover 'Atom Car' of 1952.

Hay Festival finds itself foul of Trading Standards and enraged herbivores when popular festival found to contain little content about hay or any other dried grassy foodstuffs

Powys Trading Standards Officers declare that contrary to Festival's name, 'Light clearly not getting in'

25 years of the offbeat craziness that is the festival circuit. The things you do, the people you meet, panels, line-ups, greenrooms ... and Douglas Coupland.

Fear of surveillance and creeping government overreach are just a few of the subjects revealed in the nation's email, phone and text messages, it was reported yesterday

Parliament pledges to ignore expert advice, despite expert advice that expert advice 'is best not ignored'.

Chocolate assortment deemed 'only adequate' by Trading Standards Authority

Lewis Collins * Elizabeth Taylor * Merengue Dance Mix * Armed Strippers

Help Jasper Fforde raise money to support Alzheimer's Society

Microdecenies to counter the microaggressions: A toddler in jeopardy and I only get the bronze

President Trump's condition described as 'Shiny'

Much loved fictional character refuses to surrender to authorities after deportation ordered by judge citing 'seditious plans for a Global Flat Agenda.'

Stanley Lambchop, openly Flat since 1964, enrages Thingumbob School Board by promoting a flat lifestyle 'inherently dangerous to children'.

Author cites bounteous benefits our future technological overlords will bring, and wants this to be on the record.

Much loved children's book character is round and not flat, claims group, citing 'global conspiracy against roundness'.