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Misandrosaurus Hex

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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rt if your mind is not, in fact, boggled
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 18h
Wouldn’t it be neat if literal governments didn’t think this was just a tiny hiccup compared to the huge advantages they believe they get from staying on x?
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Experience! Sharks! Hockey!
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is way too early in the season and I am way too physically in the building to want this badly to yell HO DON’T DO IT at the sharks And yet here we are
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I gotta say that if all the ref crews in the NHL kid-glove the panthers the way these guys are tonight someone’s gonna end up dead on the ice by the end of the season
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take me home country roads except it’s got a heavy club beat
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Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things @imaginarythomas.com · 02/10/2026
My man looks like his dog is named Scooby Don't
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not *mad* we’ve got Darnell Nurse but he’s definitely the inferior Nurse sibling
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely wild that the aesthetic we’re leaning into this season is older than the entire team
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was wondering why they were running the fog machines but were getting an intermission laser show
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Green Day?? GREEN DAY??
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So Jacob Trouba is not the number 65 I still subconsciously expect to see in teal and yet in some ways he’s exactly the number 65 I expect to see in teal
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s the Florida panthers at the San Jose sharks so tell me why tf someone yelled KNIGHTS in the anthem?
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tfw they’re playing the untz-untz-untz dance remix of sweet Caroline, a thing I did not actually think the world needed
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tfw the sharks oversold the parking lot for opening night
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fall project: perfecting air fryered root vegetables. Today was rutabaga with penzey’s herbes de Provence and roasted garlic, good but needed either a larger dice or a shorter cook time
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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Richard @folkparanoia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Driver's view of cyclist dressed in black and in hi-vis (looking at phone in both cases)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
money can't buy happiness means rich people can't bribe reality to make them inwardly contented with their own personal demons they fashioned while stepping on the throats of others, not that people shouldn't need basic living necessities in a modern fucking society like shelter food and medicine
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On top of fines and prosecution, make corrupt mfers toxic for businesses. You get busted for crooked fuckery and any business affiliated with you moving forward should become ineligible for tax benefits and govt. contracts
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely baffling that someone who’s gone through an entire fucking medical education can’t see what’s wrong with “diagnosis: contusion of unspecified site”
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not me reading this thread and seeing the parallels between how my bro and SIL are coping (or not) with their new puppy and how they’ve raised my nibling (iykyk)
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been using this system since 2024, wonder what could possibly have happened that mean I’ve gotten a yellow “we know there are issues, we’re looking into it” banner across my screen more times in 2026 than both 2024 and 2025 together
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tfw I’m having a little baby migraine prodrome and all my work systems are also acting like they’re having a fucking migraine
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes sense, given that the generation who currently qualify as seniors are the worst (so far) at admitting that they might themselves actually be older than 30
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is really, really depressing to learn how many people do not in fact find that obvious.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or parents, k-12 admins and society as a whole needs to raise kids who value the humanities instead of seeing them as the gen ed speed bump between them and the degree that gets them a lucrative career By the time they get to the college department it’s already too late for most of them
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Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't unsee this.
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
alternate timeline where there’s a high-tech sex cult with its origins in fandom for @faineg.com’s influential fanfic “Harry Potter and the Honkers of Dumbledore”
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes it’s easier to just ride the ADHD housework wave. You know: start a thing-SQUIRREL-start the thing you noticed-SQUIRREL-start the thing you noticed- SQUIRREL and so on.
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Smart Dems would run with this; if we totally control the strait and *theyre* the ones who want to open it, then gas prices are high because TRUMP closed the strait!
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a reminder: Sam Altman has been credibly accused of sexually abusing his younger sibling, who has been in and out of psychiatric programs since she was a teenager. Their parents decided her claims stopped being plausible right about the time Sam attracted VC money.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...
tmnt logo saying this could be the day it happens
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 26/09/2026
Hey, who remembers that time that Arnold Schwarzenegger said that nazis and confederates were losers, and that if you support them, then you are a loser too? And then half of the GOP turned against him and said "Don't call me a loser?"🤡 And so Arnold told them again, louder this time? I remember!
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speaking as a professor of public policy who studies housing policy: Trump take house.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely fuck yes on this.
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Okay just let me know when the query is in the system” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway I just got to send an email to my supervisor that said, paraphrased, “can’t write a coding query to an outside practice that neither identifies the doctor on their infusion orders nor has direct access to our EMR, try asking HIM staff to do their jobs”
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Written diagnosis(es) Primary and/or Metastatic Site: dehydration” Doctors of Bluesky come get your fucking people
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm pretty sure that if you are running a company that makes $4 billion annually in revenue, you should have the intellectual dexterity and capacity to remember where you live. 
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please put it in the newspaper that I don’t know my own address or zip code
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do not want smart glasses to listen to every conversation I have or run facial recognition on every person who happens to be within my view. I want smart glasses that will emit a beeping noise or light beam when I can't find them and press my "find glasses" emergency fob.
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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A healthy democracy would be ripshit about the removal of an elderly man’s ability to cast his vote the way he wants to
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