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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite.

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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…

The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For those in England & Wales who don’t get them on the NHS: private flu & covid jabs are available from today. I’ve just had both at my local pharmacy. £115 for the pair. Yes, that’s expensive, but if you’re a freelancer & don’t get sick pay it’s probably a lot cheaper than taking time off.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mind-boggling, indeed.

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BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Getting mailings from Northumberland estate agent from days when we thought of moving there. £145k for two-bed bungalow near centre of Alnwick! *pines*

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.

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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We shouldn't have a Quiet Carriage on the train. We should have a NoisyCcarriage. If you want to watch or listen to the phone without headphones, or have loud and never-ending conversations, you go and sit in the Noisy Carriage. The rest of the train is de facto Quiet. Who's with me?

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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I've got a double-helical spine, because I can feel a Crick in my neck.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The whole Fairfield is a rare case of the media rumouring the fuels

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Ultimately we created an entire culture around the idea that buying property was a one way bet, that policy would underwrite.

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Joshua Murray-Nevill @joshuamurraynevill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My take is we need to get all these comedians off their bloody podcasts for six months so they can write some 'perfectly serviceable sitcoms'. We don't need any more insights into what cake they like best.

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BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We've just watched half of 'Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die' - Sam Rockwell being brilliant as usual, and absolutely topical themes. Lots of humour.

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Jonathan Gibbs @jonathangibbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A reminder for book designers. The job of a spine is to be noticable, interesting and legible in a bookshop. The job of a cover is to be identifiable when someone cool is reading the book further down the carriage from you the tube.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup

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Prof Neil Martin @thatneilmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of the most moronic things in Dinghy Moron's generally moronic slashy video is his bleating "Uuurrr in English wowtahhhs!!!"

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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German Embassy London @uk.diplo.de · 23/09/2026

One of Pope Leo's predecessors is the reason Stollen even exists... In 1491, a papal decree by Pope Innocent VIII permitted Dresdenders to use butter in their pre-Christmas baking, thus transforming a simple fasting pastry into the buttery Christmas delicacy enjoyed today.

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absolutely

Reasons why I'm polite to waiters - Because I realize they're human beings, trying to make a living, not my servants.

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Polprofwatch @eblairfan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Magritte clouded sky this morning - small discrete clouds against a blue sky. Is it going to be a surreal day?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The London Underground map needs a light grey line for connecting stations that are close enough to walk between.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 21/09/2026

apart from the known standard model of novels, novellas, and novellettes, we are yet to find evidence of the hypothesized novelino, noveletto, noveluccio, noveluzzo, or noveluolo. a great deal of work remains to be done

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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean, if he is selflessly doing tech support for pensioners, no need to beatify this man in the future, he's already a saint.

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BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lovely day at RSPB Rainham Marshes, first time for ages. All looking more green. Meadow pipits, jays, ruddy shelduck, buzzard, kestrel, godwits, avocet, seal.

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BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wore stripy t-shirt today for first time for months, went out and saw about five women wearing similar in shop or along road. Something about autumnal weather that prompted similar impulse?

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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fixed that story about Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the BBC.

Picture of man smiling with tea-mug. Headline reads: "Non-Billionaire who actually lives in the UK and pays its taxes says he has lost confidence in the super-rich", with sub-header: 'One of Britain's taxpayers says he has lost confidence in billionaires, describing them as "on the take"".

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Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“Every time a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of Parliament, because it does not represent ‘the voice of the people’ we can smell the whiff of eternal fascism.” Umberto Eco, Italian philosopher, author of The Name of the Rose; died 2016; bequeathed library @unibo.it Photos Leonardo Cendamo

Umberto Eco’s Library of over 33,000 books bequeathed to Università di Bologna. The Biblioteca Eco opened in July 2026.

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John O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Your Much Needed Afternoon #TimelineCleanser .. Find your tribe, even if they don't look like you.

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this is absolutely delightful "Back in the 90s, I volunteered at a zoo and I still scramble eggs the way the raven preferred them"

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

blocked, reported, doxxed and set alight

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It was Phil Oakey’s sister Carrie who invented the interactive entertainment system where people sing to a backing track. She called it the Singalonga3000

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If Israel can be in Eurovision, they should let Palestine in. Then Palestine could get Sheeran to write a song for them. He could call it Where's All The Fucking Support Gone Suddenly.

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

good point, this

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The media treating this story as some hilarious 'village that roared' nighy-dench-mirren movie is pissing me right the fuck off. It's soft-selling fascism. We have become an inward looking, xenophobic joke.

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BlueDragonLandlady @ms-lupin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nice sighting of Mick Herron in cameo role in #SlowHorses

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It is unclear which ingredient goes in first.

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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I thought Hot Fuzz was a work of fiction but I've woken to a TL full of posts about somewhere called Piddington (which sounds like a quaint English village name made up by a US sitcom writer who's never been to the UK) and apparently not. What a horde of cobwebbed arseholes.

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Polprofwatch @eblairfan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Piddington, you say?

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