Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 4hThe follow-ups to "Are You Experienced?" by Jimi Hendrix were "What Personal Qualities Do You Feel You Can Bring To The Post?" & "This Is Mr Torries from HR" 0143
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 23hIn production right now - Rocky XIII, where Rocky Balboa markets a sloping electric grill 071
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My ambition as a child was to be a blackjack dealer. (Although I would sell probably fruit salads as well) 3476
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't hate ALL of the periodic table. Just elements of it. 2357
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most guitarists can only play the word 'chihuahua'. Jimi Hendrix could play 'terrier', 'alsatian' & 'Rhodesian Ridgeback” 0110
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is it immature to snigger & point & say "you said diarrhoea"? Well yes. And I’ll be changing my GP 0131
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sting runs a father-and-son barbers which caters to men of all ages. Don’t expect any chat though: "I do do dos, my da' does da's, that's all I've got to say to you" 1191
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I once got a blood transfusion by mistake. Which is why I'm now on the Jehovah's Witness protection programme 1192
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Do biscuits go to heaven daddy?" "No sweetheart. What did you think jobbies were?" 0101
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m always reassured when I see that my food is “pan-fried”. I’d hate for it to be fried in a shoe or a dolphin or something 3366
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Last night a DJ saved my life. (To be fair she’s a cardio-thoracic surgeon who spins discs every second Tuesday as a side-hustle but the principle remains intact) 0152
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today we fondly remember Russ Abbot, who, tragically, was vaporised on this day last year 2427
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Judging by the lyrics of The Joker, Steve Miller's Facebook profile is an AI picture of him in full ski outfit in front of the Alps 040
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My favourite Scottish prog rock tribute band is probably Emerson, Loch & Palmer 1143
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I made the mistake of asking Dynamo "how's tricks?". That's five hours I won't get back. 1151
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When touring near Cornwall, Musical Youth would always plan their itinerary so that they could pass the Duchy ‘pon the left hand side 1282
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Your porn star name is the name of your first Virgil Van Dijk, followed by the Virgil Van Dijk where you grew up 020
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just baked my very first peasant insurgence cake. Have to say, it's very maoist 0192
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got an interview with TRESemmé tomorrow. They must have liked my hmm hmm hmm resumé hmm hmm hmm 091
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As his name would suggest, Charles Rennie Mackintosh invented cocaine, antacid tablets AND raincoats 1528
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It was Phil Oakey’s sister Carrie who invented the interactive entertainment system where people sing to a backing track. She called it the Singalonga3000 0459
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wonderful news - the deaf leopard that Def Leppard were named after has FINALLY had a cochlear implant fitted. 56 year old Sushma just heard a river flowing for the first time 3201
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I never believed in the grammar school system. Go to a normal school. If you still want to do grammar, apply to a further punctuation college 1100
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Keith Harris & Orville DESPISED each other in the latter years. They had to record Orville's Song in different studios from each other 3435
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 15/09/202656 years since they formed & Aerosmith have yet to make a SINGLE Aero 27110
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don't say you're naked. Say you're "wearing your nonesie" 0162
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have a more basic model of the Samsung Galaxy called the Samsaid Twix 0203
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A global disaster was narrowly averted yesterday. An asteroid waa heading DIRECTLY towards the scissor factory. They managed to assemble the world's largest sheet of paper to encase it 0242
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why are some pubs called 'theme pubs'? Surely all pubs are theme pubs? Unless you walk into The Red Lion expecting to meet a red lion 2133
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A disco can go one of two ways. Either discovery or discontent. 3154
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Andi Peters is not his real name. He’s called that because he gets quieter towards the end of his sentences 0273
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Selling some of my childhood toys... an 'Eagle Eyes' Action Man, & the limited edition pro-gay rights 'Legalise' Action Man. 080
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My momma said "you can't hurry love". Sorry - it was risotto. My momma said "you can't hurry risotto" 0276
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Before she became Madonna, Madonna was a right pre-Madonna 0284
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I never understood why Vanilla Ice's DJ had a revolving hook. Was it supposed to hang doner meat? 080
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Massive brawl in a Paris nightclub last night. All started with Simon Le Bon & Lionel Richie arguing over which was easier - a Sunday morning or a nuclear war 0170
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today I misread “vaginoplasty” as “vaginapasty”. I then had a VERY interesting phone call to the marketing department at Greggs 0161
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 04/09/202610pm: “Let’s make these coffees Irish” 3am: “Let’s make these cocktails Molotov” 0242
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I firmly believe there is a bullet with my name on it. To counter this, I have embroidered my name on 3000 Kevlar vests 0141
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Jason & The Argonauts: Jason, regional manager of Argos in Chelmsford, takes 99 employees with him to search for the elusive Golden Fleece (Item 314/4240) 0231
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When I first met my wife I told her "I want to make you mine". And now, 20 years later, she's finally started a job as a tin-miner 0305
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Love Really Hurts Without You is probably my favourite song that's specifically about KY jelly 2152
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm the curator at the National Snooker Museum. I generally rate the cues from one to ten 0151
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Heston Blumenthal wants to deep fry Jupiter... but can he build a deep fat fryer big enough? That's "Heston's Planetary Snacks", Ch4, 9pm 1102
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The world's first googolplex has opened in Kuala Lumpur. That's a LOT of cinema screens. And it has 5,000,000,000,000 Frankie & Benny's. 091
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The joint appearance of Bonnie Tyler & Shakin' Stevens on Top of the Pops remains to this day the only occurrence of quadruple denim 2303
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That lump that women have in their neck is called an "Eve's Pudding" 0131
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wonderful times with wonderful people. And what a gorgeous thing to be involved with… 0142