Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3h24 years ago today I arrived in London, optimistic but terrified. What would I do? Where would I end up? The answer, it turned out, is on a train back from central listening to two of the planet’s all-time bores across the aisle drone on about a funeral that happened in the early 90s 0170
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Strictly feels so tired, like the fourth week of the Next sale when it’s all 42-inch waist jumbo cords and bedside lamps shaped like trouts 4261
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You should never date a man who has queued to get into Dishoom 0220
Reposted by Justin MyersPaul @rudemrlang.com · 27/09/2026This week in BORING OLD GAY, I’m agog at seeing Dallas in glorious HD, celebrating one of Scotland’s greatest sitcoms and shamelessly showing off two books with my name on them… boringoldgay.substack.com/p/dallas-doc... 2114
Reposted by Justin MyersM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope this queen is having a great day!!! 816928
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In primary school, we used to take our seats to an orchestral – but still very disco – version of the Dallas theme tune 0180
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Don't think I've seen any wasps this year – have they finally got the hint and fucked off? 1130
Reposted by Justin MyersJustin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the Guardian Blind Date this week: 'I said I don't like Clapham Gays… guess where he lives?' My review:theguyliner.comDec and DavidLinda Evangelista wouldn’t get out of bed for less than £10,000 and I won’t fire up my ailing MacBook on a Saturday for two town mice saying ‘no, you, please, I want you to have i… 44912
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oof this second series of #SNLUK is off to a bumpy start. 8100
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A while back I wrote about Karen Hauer being the heart of Strictly Come Dancing.theguyliner.substack.comThe truth about Karen Hauer'Strictly' is dead to me. 1163
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the Guardian Blind Date this week: 'I said I don't like Clapham Gays… guess where he lives?' My review:theguyliner.comDec and DavidLinda Evangelista wouldn’t get out of bed for less than £10,000 and I won’t fire up my ailing MacBook on a Saturday for two town mice saying ‘no, you, please, I want you to have i… 44912
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com 3270
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t give a shit what that closet-case thinks of me – he should be in the library studying 0210
Reposted by Justin MyersM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s time to retire “rich boomers” discourse and have a more nuanced conversation when Age UK research shows 2 million pensioners live in poverty, and once that triple lock is gone it won’t be coming back for future generations (older Gen X will be state pension age in about 7 years) 67420
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bookmarks, 'watch later', favourites, open tabs – we're only loading extra work onto a future self who won't thank us for it.theguyliner.substack.comThe truth about ‘save for later’To all the tabs I’ve closed before. 3153
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A much-deserved evisceration of my most-hated retail experience aside from using a touchscreen to order fast food.theguyliner.substack.comThe truth about B&QDIY tho? 1125
Reposted by Justin MyersJustin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We tried our very best with this in terms of marketing but (so far) we still struggled relatively to get it into shops. Do investigate if you haven’t and you’d like to, there is no other music history book quite like this one. #IntoTheGroove 42327
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me crossing boundaries too early within the first five minutes of meeting someone new 1160
Reposted by Justin Myerschiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026You can also just wear a suit to pick up the kids from school, stroll in the park, shop in the supermarket. It's called personal style, chaps! We're not here long. Wear what YOU LOVE, not camouflage. x 24910
Reposted by Justin MyersMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/08/2026wrote about that ADHD documentary, my own life as someone apparently living the perfect life of the unmedicated ADHD poster child, and why no amount of "oh but the system should change, not the people" doesn't work: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con... 3348784
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026THE HOURS. When Nicole Kidman wails “In Richmond I will die, Leonard” I wanted to shout “Will that be soon?!” 1161
Reposted by Justin MyersPaul @rudemrlang.com · 16/08/2026This week in Boring Old Gay, I'm raging at my temporary commute, getting a man in to sort out my pole and wincing at some extreme 90s boy band falsetto… boringoldgay.substack.com/p/cannon-str...boringoldgay.substack.comCannon Street, Curtain Poles and Crushed DreamsBoring Old Gay #11 – Hanging by a Thread 1123
Reposted by Justin MyersLucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus 151126231
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Media learning absolutely zero lessons as per fucking usual. A future stolen from an entire family. 0698
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Always always always loathed the Atheist Comedian and have never seen more than two minutes of that workplace comedy he’s so famous for and turned over when his mug turned up on The 11 O’Clock Show (RIP) 0170
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If the person you’re dating got decent enough A-level results today to go off to university, enjoy the rest of your summer together – you’ll be dumped by Christmas. x 3362
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I saw that major eclipse in 1999 and honestly it was such a subpar experience that I’ve struggled to give a twopenny fuck about eclipses ever since. 4280
Reposted by Justin MyersCara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ppl often ask what ‘British food’ is and I would say think about the best Thanksgiving meal you’ve ever had and imagine you have it every Sunday and that’s what it is. It isn’t ‘beans’ or whatever. The mums have been studying how to get their kids home from uni every week w/ potatoes fried in drugs 511719
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Glorious Dead is out now in paperback and this is one of my favourite lines from it. 0120
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026He was very well-behaved and made friends with several dogs, so it shows what I know. 2460
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We are going to a local dog-owners meet up in the area we’ve just moved to and I’m sure my dog who was up barking hysterically at shadows at 03:45 this morning is going to do just fine. 0220
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A tie between ‘Is it possible you have AIDS?’ and ‘Please don’t tell anyone I said that, I might get struck off.’ (Different doctors.) 3291
Reposted by Justin MyersPaul @rudemrlang.com · 05/08/2026In a world where so many people are absolutely awful, live your life so you earn an obituary like this one. 714038
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I see Jonathan and Jennifer Hart have opened a shop together 1422364
Reposted by Justin MyersREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026when i was diagnosed age 10 we went through ALL SORTS of things that were said to "help with ADD" - weird little exercises meant to light up parts of the brain which left me with knee problems, omega 3 oils in my orange juice for breakfast, limiting foods with E numbers, not allowing me any sugar... 710920
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think I’m the only person in Ikea not having an argument. (I’m alone.) 4243
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Miriam Margolyes, but as the Cadbury’s Caramel bunny. 2341
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Before I move out of this house today I should be allowed to peek into each of my neighbours’ houses to see if they have nicer bathrooms than us. 6251
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Moving house tomorrow, against my will, for the second time in a year. I have never before looked or felt as vivacious, optimistic and cheerful as I do today. 3260
Reposted by Justin MyersFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643051438
Reposted by Justin MyersJustin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In the latest Guardian Blind Date: oh. Oh no. Don't do that. Nor that. Oh. My review:theguyliner.comHugh and EdieOh wow I didn’t even realise Olivia Colman and Penfold from Dangermouse were single. But here they are. Sorry, kidding. Hugh is 55, a teacher and musician, and has a part-time job opening sup… 138518
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In the latest Guardian Blind Date: oh. Oh no. Don't do that. Nor that. Oh. My review:theguyliner.comHugh and EdieOh wow I didn’t even realise Olivia Colman and Penfold from Dangermouse were single. But here they are. Sorry, kidding. Hugh is 55, a teacher and musician, and has a part-time job opening sup… 138518
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Sadly I’m away but I may well write up a review of the latest Guardian Blind Date tomorrow because oh no. 6450
Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Seven years ago today my world fell apart when my best friend died. I wrote about the rituals I perform on this day and whether they’re doing anybody any good.theguyliner.substack.comThe truth about rememberingForgetting, the ultimate betrayal. 0172
Reposted by Justin MyersRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026On my own, I eat like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone or an old man whose wife has just died 2524831
Reposted by Justin MyersPaul @rudemrlang.com · 12/07/2026Just took the dog out for a walk with his bow tie on and some twat on a bike clocked us and called "alright girls?" after us. Seriously? "Alright girls?" Is that the best you've fucking got? Straight men really need to up their homophobia game, that is pathetic. 2352
Reposted by Justin MyersSHAR⭕️N @sharona.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Actual WhatsApp exchange between my kids’ father (whose entire personality is based on football) and our gay (hates football and always has) son 4294