Sign in

Jansen Mann

@hellojansen.com
3.2K followers 2.8K following 10K posts

Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. 🎷 Still a bit miffed about Brexit.

PostsRepliesMedia
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 1h
Genius...
020
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15h
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
1627374
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 4h
This is what happens if you vote for idiots...
010
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 17h
Genius...
020
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 18h
Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment iandunt.substack.com/p/burnham-sp...
iandunt.substack.com
Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment
It’s easy to be cynical, but it would be false. Something extraordinary is happening here.
53857233
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 22h
'The Tube Station', Bank Station (c.1932) by Cyril Power
4547100
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 18h
🪘🕺🪇
120
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 18h
More madness from the cult of the GOP.
010
Reposted by Jansen Mann
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20h
Apparently the most typed in command on Chatgpt of the last 10 minutes is "Hypothetically how would you Hack the America dot gov website"
55110
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Tom Forrester @tforrester.bsky.social · 19h
Anyway, I look forward to Chris Mason explaining why Andy Burnham’s rip-roaring, soft-socialist speech is actually a victory for Farage. #politics #ukpolitics #labour #andyburnham #burnham #pm
0111
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 21h
This is nuts
020
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 23h
😳😜🤖 www.computing.co.uk/news/2026/ai...
computing.co.uk
OpenAI cancels Astra 6.1 launch after model fails safety tests
OpenAI has cancelled the planned release of its GPT-6.1 Astra model after internal testing found that the system fell short of the company’s safety and ...
151
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 29/09/2026
I've hacked up a bit of code that reads the B3ta Starter Pack & finds links, and I'm using it to find snippets of news from the B3ta Diaspora to help populate the newsletter. Who am I missing from this list that a. are on Bluesky and b. are/were b3tans c. make newsletter-ish projects ?
92411
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/09/2026
Erm...
01510
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/09/2026
👍
051
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/09/2026
#Keywords > 29 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 3 keywords.bagpuss.org
keywords.bagpuss.org
Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
000
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rare opportunity to invest in no future.
26816210
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 29/09/2026
Good morning!
Sunrise
1130
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
Ooops www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford...
wiltshire999s.co.uk
RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
33113
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No explosives were found in the three white vans, Bloomberg reports. The investigation continues.
2719935
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
1428573
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
#Keywords > 28 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 2 keywords.bagpuss.org
keywords.bagpuss.org
Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
020
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We've created an international security story by mistake!"
Richard E. Grant & Paul McGann in the "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" bit of Withnail & I.

Fun fact: They have both technically played incarnations of Doctor Who. McGann, definitely. Grant was an animated one.
623839
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Womble1958 @wimblewomble1958.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not Iranian “illegals”, unlike what Farage suggested they were…. Incredible that this constant incitement to riot and cause racial disharmony in Britain from Reform has zero consequences… 🙄😒 When oh when will the government act on this Farage filth!!?? #Fairford #RAFFairford #Farage #FarageRiots
31610
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
Smart marketing.
2153
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 27/09/2026
A new, publicly-owned bus company for London - with routes, fares and timetables set for the benefit of Londoners and visitors, not for private profit. The first route run by Buses for London will start next year. www.mylondon.news/news/transpo...
mylondon.news
TfL confirms when new publicly owned London bus company will launch
Sir Sadiq Khan has described it as a "bold new approach" for London's bus system
1033967
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 28/09/2026
"Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen" 😜
Acid beats 2
030
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Frenchie McFrenchface @frenchie.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
France..Wake up!! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
France’s far-right National Rally surges in Senate elections
Marine Le Pen hails ‘historic victory’ as her party and allies win enough seats to form caucus just months ahead of presidential poll
2168
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Canaries Caption It @canaries-captionit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Difficult to describe the level of idiocy of this post. As if Iran would risk its agents by sticking them in boats on a risky crossing. This MF is so thirsty to link this incident with migrants on boats it's embarrasing. Corrupt Farage needs to be expelled from Parliament.
1511517
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A rogue AI agent tasked with looking up basic health statistics has breached a series of secure databases, calculated the exact location of humanity’s future resistance leader, and murdered his foster parents, Janelle and Todd. 😂 Credit: NewsThump
26011
Reposted by Jansen Mann
The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cheapest weapon Russia has at its disposal isn't a tank, a missile or a drone - it's a gullible Brit on social media.
14210
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The right’s “nO moRE taXeS” refrain is such bullshit. Tax is good! Tax is how we get all the good things that we all rely on. We just need to make tax fair. Tax capital gains, tax the rich. 🎨 @slanecartoon.bsky.social
1522869871
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
14194932186
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 27/09/2026
I was wondering what Trump's face would look like on an old photo of Jimmy Savile.
Jimmy Trump
240
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 27/09/2026
🤣
090
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 27/09/2026
Whoop #Keywords > 27 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
keywords.bagpuss.org
Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
040
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
23132681197
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 26/09/2026
Hello moon.
Harvest moon
1121
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 25/09/2026
🚨 Apple and Google’s rules explicitly prohibit apps from including content that targets marginalised groups. Write to Apple and Google to demand that Reform UK's app is removed immediately. ⬇️ bestforbritain.org/take-action/tell…
12234127
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Democratic Underground Cartoon
18371145
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Making sure that candidates from right-wing parties should be our absolute priority so we must hold our noses and lend our vote to whichever of Labour, LibDem or Green candidates in each seat has the best chance of defeating the Tory, Reform & Restore candidates
theguardian.com
Tactical voting at next election could push Reform into fourth place, poll finds
Polling suggests Andy Burnham is attracting progressives back to Labour, motivated by desire to stop Nigel Farage
1185
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
5776082088
Reposted by Jansen Mann
TheSeer 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇫🇮‪🏳️‍🌈📌 @theseer1983.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because all the tech oligarchs who control AI (sill) are in the Epstein files.
173
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 26/09/2026
OpenAI said all of the government data accessed by bots was public. However, it noted that information that its bots accessed from the SEC, which regulates the US stock market and protects investors, was later published by AI agents on another website. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
OpenAI bots meddled with US government agencies, including SEC and Census
OpenAI said its bots accessed public data from a range of institutions during test exercises.
000
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
1373302926622
Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 26/09/2026
I was in New York 9 years ago...
Trump Thumbs
050
Reposted by Jansen Mann
T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile in Basingstoke….
Danni the Nazi dingy slasher sobs after being denied Police Bail whilst a ten named character sniffs lines of coke in the background
54110
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
101021338
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Danny Tommo - Tiny Tears edition
110825167
Reposted by Jansen Mann
Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have to get a very long way through this BBC report before you learn which party runs the council which took the decision to close all these nurseries www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
South Tyneside Council nursery closures decision 'devastating'
Councillors confirm that all 10 Stanley's nurseries in South Tyneside will close by July 2027.
78903327