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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Trump Take Borger
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
.@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I heard tell of so much of this stuff when we were reporting this story about the Epoch Times/Shen Yun/Falun Gong. They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Tiger Huang, a former Dragon Springs resident who was on a U.S. student visa from Taiwan, said she was set up on three dates on the compound, and she believed her ability to stay in the U.S. was tied to the arrangement.

“The purpose of setting up the dates was obvious,” Huang said. Her now-husband, a former Dragon Springs resident, confirmed the account.

Huang said she was told by Dragon Springs officials her visa had expired and was told to go back to Taiwan after months of dating a nonpractitioner in the compound. She later learned that her visa had not expired when she was told to leave the country.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Don Drape drunk pitch meme, “Buses, but more expensive”
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Something IS happening.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The Democratic Party was more receptive to the fascist daughter of a war criminal than the progressive survivor of a school shooting. Not only that, but they're proud of it. It's the behavior that cost them an election and they're still smugly saying "daddy knows best, kitten" to their voters.
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Buttger Turdman
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13/05/2025
it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman
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Shedungent @fatfuckboone.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
disturbed sound of silence is the #1 song played at the funerals of guys who were shot and killed by police during domestic violence disputes
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/05/2025
i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
*Ethan & Hila Klein laughing maniacally about the Hasan CBP situation while their children roll around in doggie diarrhea*
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Jessica Wildfire @jessicawildfire.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mainstream media needs to stop pointing out what "RFK Jr. gets right," because there are many, many trained public health officials who get the same things right without all the batshit crazy eugenics and woo.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know how much longer a system where congress is so transparently bought and paid for that they dont even bother pretending to do anything for their constituents can continue to go on. It's so fucking embarrassing to live in a country that allows these people to safely walk around in public.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
As an avid NYT reader I have a hard time seeing how this is honestly corrupt since no one’s wearing a Hamburgler costume and carrying a comically large bag labeled “BRIBES”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
an even simpler method:
-why is there yogurt in this cap?
-I can explain that.see, it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Will Stancil asked me for a urine sample because he was thirsty
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/05/2025
i emailed your boss screenshots of you dunking on my parasocial best friend’s absolute dogshit takes about star wars please respond
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Dems know whats important: control through violence and surveillance is the future of capitalism.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 12/05/2025
will stancil shot and ate our dog
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“Im worried about the government’s ability to not waste my tax dollars” i tweet out as im drunk driving in my 2025 Ford F-350 Platinum SuperDuty that i pay $8k/month for
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
You could probably make a mint doing an “Are You Afraid of the Dark” movie by getting Matt Berry as Dr. Vink
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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Chicago is great
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2025
there’s no coherency in anything rightwingers believe, israel and japan are two of the most racist countries in the world and leftists are always correctly saying that they are
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Did you ever pay back your PPP loan?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Not understanding why people are still masking when COVID is still very much killing people and the government is disincentivizing and moving to restrict and take away vaccines is… not very smart
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
meet my lovely daughters. rosemary is my eldest. our beloved middle child, sage. and the light of our lives, little tony cachere's.
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
*slaps the roof of my party's big tent* this bad boy can fit so many fascists and billionaires in it
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The “Charlie Brown Had Hoes” of international trade discourse
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hey aren’t you that weird pervert freak who wants to fuck Girl Scouts?
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Ezra giving Ethan some competition in the “Worst Klein” competition
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tie between the naked fight in Borat and the Hot Dog Man reveal in ITYSL
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Same thing happened at a local ice cream place with a full parking lot in my town
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Republicans are crooks and thieves
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Put it in the Louvre
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’d rather
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Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants @mrshiddeddoodoo.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Listened to some MAGA CHUD on AM radio trying to spin the US/UK “trade deal” by saying how now without the EU the UK is free to buy beef & produce that’s across the ocean and made under poor quality control. Sounds like a huge win.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 10/05/2025
“HAVE YOU EATEN YOUR HAMBORGER YET?!”
RFK Jr looking like bloody diarrhea
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 10/05/2025
anytime a dork tells you the usps needs to be profitable ask them how profitable sewers are
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Look. I get it. Trump was a bad president. But at least he loved America and cared about his family. He didn't betray humanity in the Robot Wars and he didn't issue the Final Decree On Abolishing Human Rights. He certainly didn't have Darth Abominable as his VP. I'm just saying give him credit.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
When people tell me as a bearded millennial man that I can’t express every social, political, and cultural opinion I’ve ever had through Simpsons screengrabs and to instead look at books and great works of art
Zeke the suspicious pig from the Simpsons
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
someone smart: the attack on PBS by the trump administration is part of their attempt at the wholesale destruction of anything that could be considered a public good or benefit me: pee b s
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