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Ron-Paul Sartre

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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i'm built like this btw
giant oracle envoy from elden ring
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/01/2026
I think every time the democrats lose an election we should get to choose one mealy-mouthed bland consultant-brained phrase to eliminate from their vocabulary. "this is not who we are" would be top of my list
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
inside you, there are two polygons: their names are Kiki and Bouba, but I'm not sure which is which..
two gray polygons with several arms. the one on the left has spiky arms and the one on the right has rounded, bubbly arms
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 22/09/2025
Shhhh everybody shut up Autism has an announcement
Fox News screen with Trump and RFK jr and it says autism announcement
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
HEARTBREAKING: The most annoying person in the Zoom call has raised their hand again
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is carrying a coffin in a crowd of people .
Alt: African pall bearers dance as they carry a coffin.
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
the biggest downside to online job applications is that there are fewer opportunities to threaten hiring managers at gunpoint
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
filing a racial discrimination suit against my school because two of my professors assumed I have a podcast
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
a man with a frustrated expression is rubbing his forehead. he is holding a lit cigarette
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Watching Elizabeth Warren talk about Trump’s fascism as a distraction last night really broke something in me. Where I used to have this anger at the Democrats for folding to Trump I find myself numb. I don’t know if it’s going to last, but I don’t feel anything about their inaction anymore.
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
whenever I need to get somewhere, simply latch onto a larger, faster human that looks to be heading in the direction I want
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
mounting one of these bad boys next to my desk and filling it with a proprietary mixture of Monster and MTN Dew
a hamster water bottle
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
due to budget cuts, they're taking away the enrichment from my enclosure
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/08/2025
im fucking crying
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Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
SAN FRANCISCO—Thumbing back the pistol’s hammer as his dreams for the future were dashed before his eyes, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman reportedly placed a gun to his head Tuesday after a new model of ChatGPT...
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.
Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters.Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters. A silver mustang is parked in the foreground.
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
folks, they're trying to do cracker barrel without the crackers. can you believe it?
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
finally got the layoff notice. fuck this stupid ass country
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
AUGUST 16, 2025
two characters in a single comic strip pane:
- first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN"
- steven: "DAMN"
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
never kill your self
a picture of some roasted Brussels sprouts and a few slices of medium rare tri tip
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 14/08/2025
i'm sorry, did you say you made your neighbors some CHILI??!?!
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Big Balls, national hero
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 11/08/2025
In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You can do this with your brain too. It's called having an imagination.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Dr. toot. thank you
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
call him "Teflon Don" all you like, but you're deluding yourself if you think he could withstand Tienshinhan's tri-beam attack
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
RIP bluesky, I can't believe you died again 😔
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
just told some lies on the internet
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Google search is even more broken than I thought. When I search for Adele Dazeem it just brings back this lady.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/08/2025
It’s kinda funny one of the main people involved in the “world happiness report” was also a global architect of economic shock therapy pushed by the US on much of the world. Neat
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Gowron from Stark Trek, but he's Mr. Rogers, and he says "Glory to you... and your neighborhood."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Ok that's it
Fake Donald Trump Truth post screenshot reads "Bluesky aka Loserville, USA"
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I went to Gay City and everyone knew you
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
the unwashed hair and incoherent outfit isn't helping her beat the stalker allegations
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
an anonymous source that goes by the neutral name "jeffersondavisfan" has leaked that, as a child, Zohran Mamdani drew this hate-filled symbol in over eight notebooks and on two different desks
That weird inter-connected "S" type symbol everyone drew in notebooks and on desks in school.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 25/07/2025
(Looking around at the country where 13 billionaires have the same amount of wealth as 3.1 billion people and where politics is entirely controlled by private interests) this reminds me of the Soviet Union because I have brain damage
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
go.bsky.app/SNFJV1N
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
it's insane that this only happened because few liberal news outlets thought they could juice their numbers by authoring headlines that legitimized the views of transphobes
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025
corn dogs are just meat twinkies
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble beneath him as if he were saying the words in the below quoted post
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
the solution is not to shut down the fraud bot. the solution is to trust Sam Altman implicitly and give him all of the world's money
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Ron-Paul Sartre @dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
being viscerally off-putting got this guy half a year's salary, but all it ever gets me is kicked out of the group chat
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 22/07/2025
South Korean advertising stays on another level
the Billionbox Burger restaurant Itaewon, who's slogan is

WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Shes a 10 but she's got her Christmas tree up in July
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