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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)

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🎨 Creative Director ✏️ Illustrator & Cartoonist ✒️ Vector Wizard 💻 Graphic Designer 🖋 Brand Designer 📜 Theology 🧠 Polymath, Goofball 🛠️ Workforce Improvement […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hoagie.cloud/@mitch, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
A wise man once asked me, "what effect do you wish to leave upon the world?" The acoustics in his dojo were terrible, so I just nodded and awkwardly said "haha, yeah."
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
RE: infosec.exchange/@grumpasaurus/1173… corporate haiku
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Friendly reminder: the one thing regular people can do to make the next two years survivable is to contribute regularly to your local community fridge or food bank. Trust me, as someone who benefitted from a food bank personally, they work, as long as empathetic people fill them and empathetic […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Good morning, Fedigoobers.
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Josh @stumblewyk.jawns.club.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
2022 was 30 years ago. #Phillies
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
today is one of those days where i cannot keep up with the news, despite being unemployed.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
time to post this again i guess
a little cartoon picture of myself, which has big poofy brown hair. he is saying:

"I promise I am
paying attention to
important things; I just
post dumb shit because
it's all I feel qualified
to speak about."
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
HAPPY EARTH WIND AND FIRE DAY EVERYBODY!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk #music #radiofreefedi
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
#catsofmastodon #catsofpixelfed #catsofbsky #cats #catsoffedi
A screen from a text adventure game showing a curious-looking cat (TEDDY) who is seated and looking expectantly. The cat's dialogue reads: "Find me something to CRONCH. It is my only dream. I must only CRONCH." The player is prompted to choose an action from a menu: Offer Toy, Offer Hand, Offer Food, or Submit to Fate.
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Old school iPhone users might remember Strategery, the Best Strategy Game of 2009 according to Macworld. The game was abandoned years ago, but it’s recently been brought back to life by Lex Friedman (@lexfri) who tracked down the original developer and took over the project […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Teddy (2 years cancer free!) says hello and good morning and good Friday. #catsofmastodon #catsofpixelfed #catsofbsky #cats #catsoffedi
A close-up portrait shows a brown-and-black mackerel tabby cat looking slightly off to the right with a relaxed, alert expression.

The cat’s face features classic dark tabby striping across the forehead and cheeks, transitioning into lighter cream fur around the muzzle, chin, and lower jaw. Its nose leather is a muted terracotta pink, framed by long, white whiskers that sweep downward. Both ears are upright and pointed forward, with pale inner tufts. The cat’s eyes are almond-shaped with olive-green irises, dark pupils, and thin black rims.

The shot is taken from a slightly high angle with a shallow depth of field, keeping the cat's face and fur textures in sharp focus while softly blurring the indoor background—revealing glimpses of a person's legs, furniture, and the cool glow of a television screen.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Aht seeing Guster at Longwood Gardens. Beautiful venue, very small. Confusingly ik one of the youngest people here. The old ladies seated behind me are debating which is a better snack, pepperminds or wintermints. #philly #philadelphia
An expansive outdoor scene of a large event setup. Rows of simple chairs are arranged on a grassy lawn, facing a central stage covered by a white canopy or tent. The area is heavily framed by tall, lush green trees. The photo is taken from the front, showing the arrangement of seating, the natural setting, and the soft light of the late afternoon or evening.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Hackers dump and explore the firmware and contents of a Flock camera: www.404media.co/hackers-stole-flock… #news
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
"A Christian pastor called Arapaho ceremonies ‘idol worship.’ Now the tribe wants her church gone" Via AP apnews.com/article/arapaho-christia…
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
A truck just drove by my house, and I genuinely couldn't believe my eyes. The company's 50 years old and it's actual name is "CHUD".
A logo featuring an eagle perched on a crescent wrench. Beneath it is the logo type: "CHUD." Under that is a banner that reads "Cooling, heating, plumbing, electric". Since 1970. The logo has a 50s, hand-painted style.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i got tired of sending out resumés, so i made a PSX demo disc instead. check it out. made the old fashioned way, with a human brain and a lot of coffee. #MotionDesign #HireMe #RetroGaming #PS1 #DesignSky #CreativeDirector #GetHired #GetFediHired
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i got tired of sending out resumés, so i made a PSX demo disc instead. check it out. made the old fashioned way, with a human brain and a lot of coffee. #MotionDesign #HireMe #RetroGaming #PS1 #DesignSky #CreativeDirector #GetHired #GetFediHired
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
RE: fosstodon.org/@btp/1172701720294284… openai is an actual public menace
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@cbcnews/canada-1akom… reef balls
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@docpop/11725981606… long live the yo-yo king
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
If anyone asks, my gravestone should read: "he sunk his car in the quarry just because he could, ... And because the rear defroster, Never worked too good"
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends! 🍏🍯
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
as you can see, we're up to some diabolical shit here at the lab today. #music
A screenshot of Plexamp, on its 'Sonic Adventure' feature. It allows you to select two tracks that are very different, and it will use its Music Genome Project / Picard API controls to make a playlist from your music that "thematically" guides you from A to B.

I have started with Neil Cicierega's song "Just a Baby", and ended with "Not My Baby" by Alvvays.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
"Omarchy should not matter. But sadly it does. As a power grab." I wrote about why we have to care about Omarchy. As a fascist power grab within the FLOSS ecosystem. tante.cc/2026/09/11/power-grab
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Power grab
Omarchy should not matter. But sadly it does. As a power grab. If you don’t know what Omarchy is here’s the short summary. David Heinemeier Hansson, creator of RubyOnRails, owner of a software business and millionaire, decided a few months ago to go all in on Linux and – because that’s just his MO – […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
All you had to do was follow the train, Matt Mullenweg.
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
phone bad book good: what the heart can't see... #phone_bad_book_good #comic #mobilek #art #mastoart #fediart
chid: mister mobilek?

mobilek: ye?

chid: i was wondering if you could help me with something.

mobilek: sure! what's up, champ?

chid: so - *gulp* there's this girl i like and ...

mobilek: you wanna see her naked!

chid: well - no - i thought you could -

mobilek: i already did it!
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
#ditherpunk #dithering #design #graphicdesign #art
A one bit color, very dithered image of a cat sitting in a window, chillin and smirking at you.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
i added some reliable external relay services to my server, as well as set up a fresh FediFetcher instance, so hopefully that should resolve my issues with not seeing some of ya'lls replies. DM me if i seem to be ignoring you, it's probably not on purpose!
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Jay Thurber Show @jaythurbershow.union.place.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Radio: The original dashboard distraction! Join me from 12 to 3 pm (Eastern U.S.) today on WRCT 88.3 FM Pittsburgh and Tube City Online www.tubecityonline.com/radio as we celebrate Labor Day weekend with some rockin' #oldies from the '50s, '60s and '70s […] [Original post on union.place]
A 1950s magazine ad for a Motorola "Golden Voice" car radio
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Me, having just traveled back in time to 1930 and explaining the future to a guy at a party while I'm blind drunk: "so in the future, we have these machines that can share all of the world's accumulated knowledge with everyone, regardless of where they are in the world, pretty much at the cost […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
i found this old t-shirt design i proposed. it's pretty cool. i wish this one had gotten made. #design #graphicdesign #art #creative #tshirt
A graphic t-shirt design featuring a stylized, retro-inspired computer browser window set against a dark navy blue background with a dense, horizontal linear halftone pattern. The browser window has rounded corners and a thick bright green border, complete with three small circles in the top-left corner representing minimalist "traffic light" controls. Inside the window, the text "CLICK ALL DAY" is displayed in a bold, heavy sans-serif typeface. The words are arranged vertically: "CLICK" and "ALL" on the left side stacked atop each other, and "DAY" running vertically down the right side. The entire graphic uses a vibrant neon green color palette with subtle gradients, giving it a high-contrast, synthwave or vaporwave aesthetic that blends tech culture with street style.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
#ditherpunk #dithering #design #graphicdesign #art
a highly dithered version of the windows xp default wallpaper, which is just a green field against a blue sky with clouds.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
me, showing people my professional accomplishments.
A still from a Simpsons animation featuring the character Chalmers holding up a large, cylindrical award shaped like a container of Del Monte brand canned peaches. He is wearing a purple tunic and a necklace, looking proud as he gestures toward the award with his other hand, which holds a drink. In the foreground, an expressive young boy (Bart Simpson) looks on with an exaggerated expression of awe or confusion. Three other characters, who appear to be identical copies of Chalmers in similar outfits, stand stoically in the background.

Text at the bottom of the frame reads: "THIS IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD THAT DEL MONTE GIVES."
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
JFYI, I'm not receiving some replies and interaction on my server, I just noticed the other day when updating my Mastodon instance. I gotta give public relays and GetMoarFediverse and FediRelay another try. It worked for a while but like the rookie I was, I never documented what I did or how I […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
me, showing people my professional accomplishments.
A still from a Simpsons animation featuring the character Chalmers holding up a large, cylindrical award shaped like a container of Del Monte brand canned peaches. He is wearing a purple tunic and a necklace, looking proud as he gestures toward the award with his other hand, which holds a drink. In the foreground, an expressive young boy (Bart Simpson) looks on with an exaggerated expression of awe or confusion. Three other characters, who appear to be identical copies of Chalmers in similar outfits, stand stoically in the background.

Text at the bottom of the frame reads: "THIS IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD THAT DEL MONTE GIVES."
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Why do I say "bless you" when my cat sneezes? #catsofmastodon
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
IT'S BIKE RACE DAY #philly #philadelphia
A wide shot captures the scene of a street event, likely a festival. People are gathered along both sides of the dark asphalt road, crossing in a crosswalk marked with thick white stripes. On the right side, there are metal barriers, and a woman with blonde hair is visible in the foreground, taking a mirror selfie with a smartphone. In the middle ground, a crowd of spectators is visible, with people walking and standing. Trees with lush green foliage line the left side of the road, and a bright blue sky with scattered white, wispy clouds occupies the upper portion of the image. Overhead, numerous power and utility lines stretch across the frame. The overall impression is of a lively, sunny outdoor gathering.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
THE BIKE RACE IS TOMORROW! www.philadelphiacyclingclassic.com I better see all of you goobers out there. #philly #philadelphia
philadelphiacyclingclassic.com
Philadelphia Cycling Classic 2026
Philadelphia’s elite cycling race since 1985. Returning August 30, 2026 #TheClassicIsBack
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
🎶 This was the center of the world for me once; where I saw 'I love you' all over the place. That was where The Stones played once. These are the bricks that shattered my heart. This is the place where I felt like the world's tallest self-supporting tower — at least for a little while, anyway. 🎶 […]
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
What else can I say beyond that Dolly Parton lived an extraordinary life, and died extraordinarily well. May her memory forever be a blessing, and may she receive the awards long-awaiting her. Rest in peace, Dolly. See ya 'round. #dollyparton
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
me, leaving work on a friday afternoon.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
#pittsburgh #photography #toyphotography
An image of old Pittsburgh-area style brick buildings with multiple windows, featuring colorful siding in shades of yellow, white, red, and green, and a horizontal green striped awning with visible lettering on the roofline.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
A robot car was outside of my house in Roxborough, blinking ominously...... #philly #philadelphia
A white car with a red stripe on its roof is driving away from the camera down a two-lane road, with several other vehicles parked on the right side and a stop sign visible in the distance on the right.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
#photography #toyphotography
A vibrant, pixelated, highly edited image captures a suburban scene dominated by lush green foliage and a light-colored house partially visible through the trees.

**Foreground and Midground:**
The foreground is filled with dense, dark green leaves and branches of various trees, creating a rich, textured canopy that frames the scene. The foliage is abundant, suggesting a summer or late spring setting.

**The House:**
In the center-left, a two-story house is visible. It has light-colored siding (perhaps white or pale yellow) and a pitched roof. A prominent feature is a window visible on the upper floor. The house is nestled among the trees, suggesting it is somewhat secluded or surrounded by mature landscaping.

**Background:**
The background is dominated by more dense trees, creating a wall of green that suggests a heavily wooded neighborhood or a large yard. The lighting is bright, with a clear, light blue sky visible through the leaves, indicating a sunny day.

**Overall Impression:**
The image has a slightly vintage or heavily filtered aesthetic due to the high contrast and bright lighting, giving it a warm, nostalgic, and verdant feel. It evokes a sense of established, leafy suburban life.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
some of the t-shirt ideas i shipped today for the summer camp.
four t-shirt designs, each bearing the slogan "Friendship: Built Different"
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Welcome to my SHOP. 👉 BUY SELL
A tabby cat sitting in a little tent.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Welcome to my SHOP. 👉 BUY SELL
A tabby cat sitting in a little tent.
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Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي) @mitch.hoagie.cloud.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
More and more, I grow dissatisfied with app drawers of all forms. iOS, Android, Windows, MacOS, GNOME... They're all bad. The only paradigm that makes any sense to me is "search to launch" tools like Spotlight or that other one that has an app store that everyone loves.
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