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Mr. Beverages

@mrbeverages.bsky.social
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 30/09/2026
so you're saying this was a bad idea
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wviz channel 25's televised auction 🦓
White mug with image of a zebra mascot appearing on a CRT TV screen, promoting the public television station WVIZ's 1995 televised auction.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the reasons I'm so pedantic anthropomorphizing about AI "thinking" and acting independently is that when you do that, you end up with what Ezra Klein is saying in one part of his lengthy essay today on the technology.
nytimes.com
Opinion | This Is What I Fear Most About A.I.
Letting A.I. patrol its own frontier is like asking Jesse James to patrol the Wild West.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 20/09/2026
bavarian manor, mock wedding, purling, new york, 1977
bavarian manor, mock wedding, purling, new york, 1977
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Democrats need to stop patting themselves on the back so hard for letting a black guy have a turn murdering middle eastern kids with flying killer robots.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Raleigh!!! I'll be at Goodnights Comedy Club the weekend after Christmas (12/26-12/28)! Come enjoy some jokes!!!
goodnightscomedy.com
Goodnights Comedy Club | Room 861 at Goodnights: Josh Gondelman
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Frame #17450 from S06 -E21 - Battle Rice-629304
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hospital waiting rooms are ground zero for old people blaring their phones for everyone
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deputy gangs have operated in L.A. County for decades. Since 1973, at least 27 gangs or subgroups have been identified through lawsuits and reports compiled by the department’s independent oversight bodies. The full story: lataco.com/lasd-gang-pr... By @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social
A group of L.A. County sheriffs standing in front of truck with more officers, all in tactical gear. 

Headline reads "Could This Proposal Finally Put a Stop to Secret Deputy Gangs In the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department?"
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 16/09/2026
dog bark park bed & breakfast, cottonwood, idaho, 2004
dog bark park bed & breakfast, cottonwood, idaho, 2004
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 16/09/2026
jane's beauty salon sign, center street, warsaw, indiana, 1993
jane's beauty salon sign, center street, warsaw, indiana, 1993
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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*the go-go's voice* I'm at the beach
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this is all yall
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JOG226.BMF
Gabriel is out for a run on a sunny day. His impeccable form is interrupted when he feels a weight bearing down on him from above. He recognizes the feeling. It’s back. The thing that’s following him. Gabriel stops running, tears off his dark sunglasses, and looks to the sky. He sees the spectral outline of a meaningless word hovering in the air high above. JOG226.BMF, whatever that means. I know you’re out there, Gabriel shouts. His yell turns into an anguished whisper. Whoever you are, he pleads, leave me alone!
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Frame #69350 from S02 -E19 - King Crab-628412
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
view for the next 3 days
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
variety.com
Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they were beating up sikhs
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joey eating fast food
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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget
A series of phone alarms that are set to:
8:46am Woke up
9:03am Did 5 pull ups without crying
9:37am Barista gave me a free day-old donut
9:59am Found $5 on the ground
10:07am Charlie kirk shot
10:28am Got it wet
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so yeah this is just "there are racial minorities hanging out in places I can see them"
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
got a lyft home from a concert this weekend and our driver was playing the most godawful used car dealer country music. since it was displayed on the screen i googled the artist and there were no hits, except for just white pages results for someone with that name who lived in the area
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Anna Meier @annameier.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Massachusetts law forbids providers from withholding care based on gender identity, but Fenway Health ended lifesaving gender-affirming care for 400 young people almost a year ago and so far has gotten away with it. So much for our "progressive" state. Solidarity with the arrested activists.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Bounce" by System of a Down as featured in The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i don't care if people don't like camp miasma but for christ's sake you don't have to be so fucking stupid about it
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Frame #1600 from S06 -E12 - Battle of Eggplant-629296
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If Bluesky ever allows ads this is the shit you’re gonna see
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Americans will say things like "We must starve Cuba to death with our embargo. Do not let China rescue them with food and energy" and still think people around the world hate them for their freedoms.
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sweden has been doing 70s garage rock better than 70s garage rock for 20 years at this point. listen to witchcraft and graveyard and throw these losers away
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Mr. Beverages @mrbeverages.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.
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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ian K. Did You Know The Hollywood sign Now Call Larry Wood.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Beef & noodles New Virginia, IA
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 27/08/2026
I am being silenced! They are fighting the truth!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the democratic party must unite and turn its full strength and ire on the leftist twitch stream “goof kings”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey babe it’s playboy magazine on the phone for you. they say it’s for that interview about beautiful women dating ugly fucking ogres. for an article about that. where they want to quote you. babe. babe can you come to the phone and tell playboy im ugly please
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bari Weiss herself argues that Jews are a monolith and those who oppose ethno-nationalism are traitors. Comic features actual quotes:
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I'm losing my mind, CBS News is trying to convince their
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are monolithic...It's a
very dangerous mode
of propaganda.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the country is run, on a macro level, to serve the whims and caprices of a very stupid and very immoral old narcissist. at its more tactical level it is run by the most odious twitter group DM you can imagine
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A man is caught between closing spike walls. He says "oh boy, this is bad." He thinks hard and says "I'll have to use all my media literacy skills to get out of this one." He intensely ponders as the walls close in. The walls close in to the point where the spikes are poking him. He ponders still.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're calling it the most "this isn't about me though" post on Reddit ever
Have you ever seen a comedian get blackballed in your local scene and how to avoid it ?
How did a local comedians get blackballed in your city ? Was him/her being blackballed reasonable or did they go against an unofficial rule they didn’t know and how common is it getting Blackballed on the local scene for comedians ?
NOTE:When I say Blackballed I’m talking about constantly getting bumped in your local scene or giving you the light way earlier than other comedians or not letting you perform at all in most places. Comedians distancing themselves from you. No invites to shows despite regularly performing.
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