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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️

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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Former Sam Rothstein dancer. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)

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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 36m
Incredible.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 3h
He looks like shit.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 6h
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 5h
Get they ass.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 6h
We do not have an economy. We have a system of extraction.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8h
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 6h
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 7h
What could he have possibly shared? A copy of South Florida’a roster???
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 7h
Someone check this dude’s freezer.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 7h
Right for who?
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 11h
Feels like this is more significant than the basketball game. Just sayin'.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 11h
He looks like shit.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 29/09/2026
this simply should not be legal
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doug Marrone’s crimes against football should never be forgotten.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s just amazing how easy and straightforward it is to do reporting like this
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good thing it looks like that so kids will love it!
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bro, yikes.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THANK YOU!!!!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spotted the guy who SHOULD be on welfare. Internet, make this guy unemployable.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Regular reminder that a long term goal of this regime, and of Project 2025 in particular, is to reclassify women as property. These people do not believe rape should be a crime, because their leader, and many of their constituents, are also rapists.
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now would be a good time for @pallone.house.gov to send Fox a letter promising an investigation into why they accepted this ad and how much they got paid to run it.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canceling midterms.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaron Donald gotta re-retire, he didn’t come back to work.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s gotta feel so incredibly stupid to sincerely tell a beep boop machine “you gotta never do that ever again”.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stupid games, stupid prizes.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again, one of the biggest problems facing society today is parents who want children, but have no interest in raising adults.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
All gray uniforms are ugly, but the Bills have gone beyond normal ugly gray
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah the gray uniform thing needs to be retired. Those are ass. For all teams.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DJ’s playing the song from the end of The Mist, should I be concerned???
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hopefully it’ll inspire him to make the world a better place 🤞🤞
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You mean an.... Anchor man???
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Ron Burgundy Blows the Conch Shell to Assemble
ALT: Ron Burgundy Blows the Conch Shell to Assemble
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the team that gets sad if you do this 🤘 in a different direction 😂
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, they really should do something about his dad first but it is encouraging to think they’ll stop any potential dynasty once gramps kicks the bucket.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here I’ll help: No they absolutely cannot. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh fuck yeah.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of their own actions 🤷‍♂️
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They don’t think they’ll ever be held accountable in any way. We need to change that.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone trying to get their country to withdraw from the ICC is almost certainly involved in organised crime. It's a no brainer.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He gonna keep that thing on his face, huh?
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do the whole interview in character as John Hammond, proprietor of a mysterious new theme park not yet ready to be unveiled to the public.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
None of you are prepared for how evil the prediction markets are. None of you.
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