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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/09/2026
the most common gaming take that bums me out the most is that timers are basically the most universally depsised mechanic by 95% of the audience. been a true believer since dead rising and the fire has only grown playing shenmue and lightning returns etc
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
(Cum sounds) YOURE NOW LISTENING TO (Cum sound) 102.3 (Cum sound) CUM FM (Cum) WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT CUM CUM AND MORE CUM (cum shattering) (police cum) THIS AINT YOUR DADDYS CUMMIES (Radioactive - Imagine Dragons starts playing)
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alex Trebek, the host of jeopardy
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm not a real enby But l'm the proxy-enby for these TERF uncles to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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Katy // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is, I believe, the connoisseur's 4th of July dril tweet
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another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 01/07/2026
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 19/06/2026
free idea for Simpsons writers
A sketch of Tokyo Godfathers characters all being played by Moe (including the baby). Text reads "Moekyo Godfathers"
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 10/06/2026
This Cannot Continue - Kotaku kotaku.com/this-cannot-continue-xbo…
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This Cannot Continue - Kotaku
Xbox CEO Asha Sharma says the division must face harsh realities including massive revenue drops, component crises, and an overextended studio system
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 27/03/2026
**Q. You want to raise every boy as a girl?**
Yes.

**Q. Why?**
A boy will learn to hate girls as long as he is raised in such a way where he is treated as better, and superior to, his girl peers, whenever he is cruel to girls. So, instead, we raise boys as girls.

**Q. What if they say they are not a girl, and want to be acknowledged as a boy?**
Then you know they are a boy, so you must make sure to understand them as a boy, and not a girl. 

**Q. What does it mean to be 'raised as a girl'?**
That's up for you to decide. The only difference is that you should not raise boys any differently than you raise girls, since you raise every boy as a girl.

**Q. Girls and boys are raised in specific ways for specific purposes, so it does not make sense to raise boys as girls.**
If you raise every boy as a girl, then there is no being which is not raised as a girl, so anyone raised as a girl necessarily must learn to do anything and everything to grow up, without restrictions on tasks, labours, or interests.

**Q. But boys and girls are different.**
All two girls are different, and raising girls in one specific way destroys this individuality in favour of moulding girls to serve the same master. Still, the girls resist to live life on their own terms. If girls can be raised such that they know they can do anything they want, including not being girls, so too will boys raised as girls. 

**Q. Why not raise every girl as a boy?**
Because if a girl does not exist among boys, then the girl is made. 

**Q. Why not raise girls and boys as themselves?**
The self must be made in a world where girls and boys can first and foremost be themselves. One step towards this goal is to raise every boy as a girl. 

**Q. The way people raise girls is cruel, so why would you raise boys with that cruelty?**
If you raise girls with cruelty, then you should stop being cruel to girls.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I went from reading a few books a year to around one a week. I wanted to write down how I got there, how it involved rethinking my relationship to attention, and why I believe reading books can heal your brain. I hope this gives you something useful! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/how-i-lear...
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How I Learned to Read Way, Way More
I had to rethink my relationship to attention
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Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
These people simply do not see a political movement primarily driven by women as legitimate, even if it clearly constitutes a majority. They NEED to win a majority of MEN, or else they're not REALLY winning, in their minds - they're cheating, because women's votes aren't real, in their minds.
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A piece of Tears of the Kingdom key art with the caption “Weapon degradation is good, actually. Learn to value purposeful friction in games.”
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A man catches himself before stepping on a banana peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The banana peel then launches itself towards his face like an Alien Facehugger. The man, now supine, looks horrified as his stomach expands. In an explosion of viscera a banana pops out of his stomach.
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Kickstarter officially banning adult content now. Knew this was coming, but it still sucks to have yet another part of the internet that I've been explicitly evicted from. Digital gentrification is exhausting.
Screenshot of Kickstarter's new rules against mature content, in which everything pornographic is banned. It's a long document that's formatted in a way that I can't copy and paste all the text that's in it, but the first is that all point and anything sexual is now banned.This part of the document outlines how even self censoring your own work will not work, because even the implication of sex is too much. Even in prose works.This document is confusing because it says that erotic comics ARE allowed... you just can't show sex acts or genitals or try to arouse people. Also you can make sex toys, just so long as they're not for sexual gratification. This is how Kickstarter's email began: 

"Hello,
Kickstarter has always been a home for bold, boundary-pushing creative work, including mature content projects like romance novels, nude art books, and provocative comics. Creators working in this space are a valued part of our community, and that hasn’t changed." And yet it definitely has changed.
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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 06/05/2026
“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the funniest joke ever made
Foghorn leghorn saying to a beaten up vegeta: “boy I say boy your final flash ain’t nothin more than a flash in the pan boy, ya missed it, flew right over me. Ya couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a blast like that boy. No wonder you’re called a saiyan, all talk and nothing else, now pay attention when I’m talking to ya”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/05/2026
Given that it's Star Wars day I will once again share my final & only SW take: SW IX, "the rise of Skywalker," is not only the worst movie I've ever seen, full stop, it also completely & finally destroyed my lifelong love of the entire franchise & arguably my love of US pop culture generally.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
joker: steve miller band voice 'i'm the joker - i'm the joker - i'm the joker - and i'm the joker' batman, caught in death trap: why did you say 'steve miller band voice'. joker: oh, you don't seem like a guy who listens to music, in general, is all. giving context batman: robin, also caught: HA
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 26/04/2026
you hear the one about the indie game developer who failed to assassinate the president? they say he had scope issues
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 26/04/2026
indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 22/04/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Telling another cowboy to stand down:
A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 18/04/2026
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
DETECTIVE POPE
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Haven’t seen this many viziers racing toward Budapest since 1526
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dune Three chicks at the same time
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